showgirls.jpgOkay, children. I apologize for leaving you alone for so long(a), but I recently discovered that one of the ill-gotten passwords I acquired for a suite of websites most of you are too young to patronize was still active and. . .

Well.

To make up my absence to you—because I really care what you think(a)—I am taking the chance of having the powers that be shut down this site and endangering the big homey DJ Eleven's monthly bandwidth allotment by offering his brand new Summer Madness mixtape for download here.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some downloads to monitor.

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(a) Not really.

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