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showgirls.jpgOkay, children. I apologize for leaving you alone for so long(a), but I recently discovered that one of the ill-gotten passwords I acquired for a suite of websites most of you are too young to patronize was still active and. . .

Well.

To make up my absence to you—because I really care what you think(a)—I am taking the chance of having the powers that be shut down this site and endangering the big homey DJ Eleven‘s monthly bandwidth allotment by offering his brand new Summer Madness mixtape for download here.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some downloads to monitor.

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(a) Not really.

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    nice for the link. looks like a solid mix.

  • jimi

    Dude…you jerking off to “Showgirls”? Why not “Laverne and Shirley”?

  • http://xxlmag.com exo

    Jimi: Becuase I haven’t digitized the series yet.

  • jimi

    Step your soft-porn game up, homie.

    Four words:

    Thelma.

    “Good Times”.

    DI-NO-MITE!

  • D Money

    Appreciate the mixtape Kris.The Showgirls shit is nice,but get ya game up with Y Tu Mumbia!!!

    P.S.I was reading in this Tupac collection of articles,first published in the UK,written by several of you scribes,that you and Pac was good friends(no homo).You outta pen a blog on the thug-poet,tell us what really went down,and let us know about Pac’s true intentions in this rap shit.His agenda had to be a world away from today’s cornball orgy!!

  • Meka Soul

    ^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH co-sign!

    my pick woulda been lisa turtle from “saved by the bell.”

  • king douche

    the infamous bang bros

  • http://xxlmag.com exo

    Jimi: Walkin’ thru NYC in the summertime is soft-porn enoough for me. (Step your 7th Ave. game up.)

    D-Money: I’ve never met ‘Pac in my life.

  • http://xxlmag.com exo

    I’m also very disturbed that the one person who seems to get what’s going on here is named “King Douche.”

  • http://xxlmag.com exo

    I’m also very disturbed that the one person who seems to get what’s going on here is named “King Douche.”

  • lone1

    Okay, children. I apologize for leaving you alone for so long(a), but I recently discovered that one of the ill-gotten passwords I acquired for a suite of websites most of you are too young to patronize was still active and. . .

    Ha ha ha ha ha…yessir…I will watch a porn over doing my twice daily two hour writing ritual anyday…okay…not really…but I did write a song about it.

  • http://www.colalicious.net cat

    Glad I found this site, I’ve been searching for something like this for awhile now.