Live Jigga Rap

1. Mr. Media Darling a.k.a. ?uestlove is already making excuses and runnin’ his jibs to the press. Yeah, the Wu-Gambinos stiffed you—join the club. Get over it okayboy and go find D’angelo or some shit. He needs your help.

2. The show’s DJ Just Blaze is distracted at rehearsals ’cause of his overdue video game column. I’m a demanding editor, fuckers. Can you believe this guy continues to find the time to break bread with us rap germalists? No wonder we can’t get a Saigon album.

3. Deaf or not, Foxy will insist on goin’ out on stage and she’s simply a hot mess.

4. I don’t see Mr. Carter swallowing his pride for a “Bring It On” reunion. Duck Sauce will be there but we want Jaz-O. C’mon Hov, you got one more kiss-and-make-up session in ya. The nigga was your mentor.

5. Biggie’s dead and gone and I don’t think I’m gonna excited about a bunch of rowdy fans chanting “Shoot your daughter in the calf muscle.”

6. No Dame.

7. No Biggs.

8. I’ve seen the King of Rap and the Queen of Hip-Hop Soul together several times. The thrill is gone.

9. The Garden show was so fuckin’ picture perfect there’s no place to go but down.

P.S. Anyways. I got the fingers crossed. I’ll be in the front row with my pom-poms and some popcorn. Break a leg, Hov. Fuck it, hop up on your good foot.

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  • Kail

    I’m hyped too.

  • Kail

    YN Make sure to give us folks who do not have tickets a good article about the show.

  • lee

    Shit once againg yellow nig does again I am sick of saying this but yeah your blog is the best hands down. Funny as shit. P.S. truth hurts

  • Puerto-Black

    JAZ-O is still salty about that whole Beer cain dropped in meance 40 and BROKE thing.

  • khal

    damn YN… now i’m glad i didn’t get any tickets.

  • Eat Some Breakfest First

    Yo YN you got a lot of muthafucka’s on your dick just like Hov, but when is the great yellow hope gonna come out with his own DVD. Now that shit is gonna be a CLASSIC.

    P.S. Don’t fuck up there right on your tail…………….

  • http://xxlmag erererer

    i peray to god in heaven that he would bring out fact i know he would .jay has got a big suprise for us .this is gonna be crazy.the hype is crazy.he is about to go on tour starting in the u.k.the tickets went on sale last night and sold out in an hour.all the arenas are sold out in all the citries he would be in .he did this in an hour.niggas worldwide are fiending

  • Gutta

    YN is a cross between flex and star from star and bucwild…you dont know if u wanna hate on ppl or ride popular artists dick

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