Tin foil hat party #1

It’s been like, I don’t know, two weeks or a month since T.I.’s personal assistant Philant Johnson was shot and killed in Cincinatti. I’ve yet to hear anything about the police finding any suspects, or even pursuing any leads, so I wouldn’t be surprised if this ended up yet another unsolved hip-hop murder.

At the time, it was suggested that the incident was in retaliation for someone in TI’s camp throwing money in people’s faces – a tradition in Atlanta known as making it rain. This made enough sense to me since, after all, TI and his crew are from Atlanta. But DJ Drama, who came thisclose to being shot at himself (whew!) was very adamant that no one from either T.I.’s or Young Joc’s camp threw any money at anyone.

At first I was rather skeptical, but now I’m tempted to believe him, since you’d think something like that would be easy to prove using security footage. Also, I’d have to check on this, but I’m not sure whether or not weed carriers are even allowed to make it rain. At the very least, I would imagine something like that would have to come out of his own cut, and obviously he’s going to need that money for retirement.

Or he would have.

So if whoever it was who killed Philant Johnson didn’t do so because Big Phil was making it rain, then why did they do it. I mean, it’s not like he was hit by a stray bullet in a club. They made it a point to chase T.I.’s entourage down the highway and unload on their van. Surely, T.I. or someone must have done something to offend them. But T.I. hasn’t said or done anything to offend anyone recently, has he?

Well, now that you mention it, there was that thing with the Mexicans. You see, on April 14th, a good three weeks before the incident in Cincinatti, T.I. gave an interview to the Associated Press, in which he had the following to say about illegal immigrants:

“If they came here illegally, man, they might need to, you know… It seems rough, and cruel, and harsh; but to be fair to everybody, the people who trying to get over here the right way, I think they might need to be put back over there so they can, you know, find a way to get over here the right way.”

In the following weeks, T.I.’s comments would cause quite the stir, as evidenced by comments on my own site and a forum for militant hispanic reconquistadores called BrownPride.com. Absent evidence of any other offendings actions or remarks on behalf of T.I. or anyone in his entourage, I can’t help but think that these latinazis must somehow be involved. At the very least, I think the authorities would have to pursue this as a possibility.

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For more conspiracy action, be sure to check out my post about the infamous Loose Change video.

  • http://rockthedub.blogspot.com khal

    >>Also, I’d have to check on this, but I’m not sure whether or not weed carriers are even allowed to make it rain

    LOL

  • BELIZE

    >>>a forum for militant hispanic “reconquistadores”

    Thats a big word BOL, do u even know what it means? haaaa….come’on do u really think some spanish cats went “vato loco” on T.I.P.? Why, were they mad cuz he stole all their rubberbands??? haaaa…on the real u need to really step ur blog’n game up…last couple posts are W.A.C.K.

  • Fuck ya

    >I would imagine something like that would have to come out of his own cut, and obviously he’s going to need that money for retirement.

    i doubt t.i. would throw that much money away…im sure it was probably a couple thousand…wich is probably nothin to that nigga

  • Lil Wil

    This is a stupid post. Get real man.

  • http://myspace.com/cirespot Yung “Cee-Eye” So Fly

    LOL @ Latinazis. Clever, bol.

  • http://www.myspace.com/therapistmusic Therapist

    strike 49

  • http://www.myspace.com/marinepark brooklyn

    FIRECRACK

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    I challenge any one of you d-bags to find a more plausible explanation.

  • http://www.myspace.com/marinepark brooklyn
  • BELIZE

    “I challenge any one of you d-bags to find a more plausible explanation. ”

    >>>u ever thought that the cat that got popped might have been the explanation? Im mean they did shoot the guy..dont think they got gangsta about a fukin CNN debate.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    >>>u ever thought that the cat that got popped might have been the explanation? Im mean they did shoot the guy..dont think they got gangsta about a fukin CNN debate.

    ^Not a plausible explanation.

  • THAEDGE

    Bol…U suck dude!!! Step yo game up or go home!

  • UnFaded Disciple

    “..dont think they got gangsta about a fukin CNN debate.”

    LMFAO

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    My challenge remains.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    Good theory, but this is what really happened:

    (This theory incorporates some of the facts stated by witness DJ Drama [that P-John did NOT make it rain])

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    The local “hot” hip-hop group in Cincinatti, who alledgedly were in a verbal war with TI’s crew before they left, were challenged by TIP and his crew because of the fact that they are richer and more popular.

    (Since Cincinatti is a shithole, no one even close to TI’s status ever goes there)

    This leaves the local “hot” hip-hop crew to run thangs in that strip club or any other hotspot in the city.

    So rather than himself partcipate in the war of words with the local crew, TI left the shit talking to his bag handlers. Keep in mind, this is normally NOT in the job description of a typical handler, but TI only rolls with the best.

    At first, TI wanted to play by the rules and NOT disrespect the local crew by entering into and winning a Rain contest, being that he obviously has much more money.

    However, the local crew kept making it rain, challenging TIP’s crew, and he gave in.

    P-John was intimidated by the crew’s handlers; as he had never seen fellow handlers make it rain with such fury and intensity.

    So, P-John asked TI for a 10 stack, and TI obliged.

    But P-John had a plan of his own. Rather than make it rain 4 times from a 10 stack ($2500 a throw), as is the usual, P-John wound up and threw a Randy Johnson (nullus) style fastball with the 10 stack at the local crew’s top handler.

    This is the point at which the war of words escalated, as throwing a 10 stack directly at a crew is taken as a direct threat.

    We all know the rest of the story, local crews do not take well to out of town handlers throwning 10k at the city’s top handler.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    ^It doesn’t jibe particularly well with DJ Drama’s version of the events, but that’s one hell of a theory.

  • BELIZE

    >>>u ever thought that the cat that got popped might have been the explanation? Im mean they did shoot the guy..dont think they got gangsta about a fukin CNN debate.

    ^Not a plausible explanation.

    ^^^^^^^^niether is yours

  • BELIZE

    >>>So rather than himself partcipate in the war of words with the local crew, TI left the shit talking to his bag handlers. Keep in mind, this is normally NOT in the job description of a typical handler, but TI only rolls with the best.

    ^^^^now thats comedy

  • Prodigy

    Personally, i think the jews killed Philant Johnson. It’s all coming together now….

  • Prodigy

    Latin Nazi’s are real, theres a group called Nazi Lowriders(or the other way around) They are Nazi’s that are half white and half mexican.

  • brownpride

    you’re gonna get killed next bol. be safe, don’t leave your hooker moms house.

  • http://xxlmag.com Bol

    ^LOL at half-mexican nazis.

    That must be rough.

  • Mikey Ess AKA SukedowN

    A mexican Nazi…by default you’d be required to commit half-suicide, right?

  • MosBang

    Alright guys class is in session, and u don’t need to know chinese arithmatic to get it.

    TI runs around running his mouth on how ‘real’ he is or how ‘tough’ he is or on how ‘successfull’ he is or how ‘violent’ he is etc etc.

    Well when you are really in the hood niggas will test you to see if what you say is real, ask Twista. Mind you that these niggas using have nothing to loose and everything to gain.

    Next thing you know violence pops off and someone dies, same ole song. Now TI and bitch ass Drama running around crying wondering why. Look at what you promote and preach, this is a simple case of chickens coming home to roost. U don’t see this happening to Common or Mos Def or Andre 3000(all are not considered gangsta)

    And don’t give me that what TI raps about is entertainment and this doesn’t happen to Arnold Schwhatever. Cause ehere is the difference when Arnold does a violent gangsta movie u don’t see him in interviews promoting the movie saying that he did the movie to keep it real, or the terminator represents all his people in Austria and this is who he really is cause thats stupid.

    But rappers by trying to dance that fine line of entertainment and reality can have this happen. Sorry Philant

  • rec

    LOL It’s funny ’cause it’s true^^^And don’t give me that what TI raps about is entertainment and this doesn’t happen to Arnold Schwhatever. Cause ehere is the difference when Arnold does a violent gangsta movie u don’t see him in interviews promoting the movie saying that he did the movie to keep it real, or the terminator represents all his people in Austria and this is who he really is cause thats stupid.

    But rappers by trying to dance that fine line of entertainment and reality can have this happen. Sorry Philant

  • ronburgandy

    no homo on BrownPride.com.
    yuck.

  • KnowBetter

    First of all, let me be the first to say that most of ya’ll have life fucked up. Big Phil wasn’t the type to throw no muthafuckin money at no muthafuckin crowd. He was a real nigga, a good nigga, and hard-worker who got more money than all ya’ll haters on here laughing about his demise.

  • danthrax

    >>Latin Nazi’s are real, theres a group called Nazi Lowriders(or the other way around) They are Nazi’s that are half white and half mexican.

    I just have to correct this stupid ass post. NLR is a bunch of pen white boys aligned with mexicans in the joint. Its not some halfbreed gang roaming amuck.

  • H-man

    hmmm Heres da facts. 4 shot xcept T.I? Where was he? Hiding on da floor boards probably! Drop money at me and id open my Santa sack like Christmas. On da other hand throw money at me and well, Id do da same thing. Those fellas took dat money thrown at them as an insult. U cant treat people like whores T.I.! If da mexican mafia wanted him dead he would be. Dey just sent him a message! Thats their way of saying hi. Hey T.I., do another interview talkin trash about my family again! I dare you. We ride and shine hard all day all da way!

  • Fatman

    what I’m wonderin is who is da next rapper to get shot down? any votes? betS>?

  • http://n/a T$treetz

    itz sum real sick motherfuckaz on this post yall actually justifying and laughing about someone dying. that don’t make any damn sense!

  • SHUN

    IF YOU WERENT THERE SHUT THE HELL UP. PHILANT JOHNSON PROBABLY HAD MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF YOU DOGS THAT CALLING HIM A BAG HANDLER

  • RealNigga718

    “Latinazi”… what a fuckin faggot. I hope he wants unity, not judging by his choice of words.

  • ernesto el makina

    Nazism enter latinoism heil to the great brown race. the brown power and only the mighty brown power.

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