2 Chainz and Key and Peele Start a Wedding Band

Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, better known as the comedy duo Key & Peele, just celebrated the premiere of their self-titled Comedy Central show's fifth season. But if the whole television thing doesn't work out, they may have a future playing weddings in the Phoenix-Scottsdale area. In a new sketch, they're the band ABSORPTION, and they'll tailor a set to your wedding--as in, very, very directly to your wedding. The duo runs through Beyonce's "Single Ladies," Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' "Same Love," Daft Punk's Pharrell-featuring "Get Lucky" and a host of other songs, all rewritten with unsettling specificity. As they explain, they can bless your nuptials with any of these songs as part of their "standard package." But if you want the truly blissful experience, you'll need to spring for "the deluxe package," which includes T-Pain on the tenor sax and vocals. "It's $75 every 30 minutes," he explains, "you do the math on that."

The artist formerly known as Tity Boi is doing whatever he can to stay in the multi-media spotlight. He's currently fending off a couple cases, and while he's not quite at the level of Top 40 ubiquity he was earlier this decade, he's recently contributed to singles from Tech N9ne, Travi$ Scott, Young Dolph, 50 Cent and more. Perhaps most impressively, he served as CEO of the NBA's Atlanta Hawks. Who knew their turnaround could be traced back to the Gucci store?