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One of the sublime pleasures in life is diving into the electronic garbage heap that is online auction site, eBay, rooting about and finding a valuable treasure that you must own. It's a cliche to suggest that "there is something for everybody" on the site but sometimes truth is banal. With millions of items up for auction, the chances that you will find something that you desire and must possess is statistically astronomical. You can root around the site for five minutes and find some bauble or piece of pop culture memorabilia  that fits your fancy.

As with anything that pertains to the global sphere of capitalism, hip-hop memorabilia is well represented on eBay. At any given time, you find a discarded platinum plaque or a collection of vinyl records or trading card that you can attempt to bid on on the auction site. XXL wants to help you navigate the site with greater ease, in order, to ensure that you do not miss anything cool that you might want to purchase. We have scoured the site to find fifteen hip-hop collectibles that you can purchase right now on eBay.

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 MF Doom Replica Mask

Starting Bid: $59.00

Seller's Description: "The MF Doom mask has become an iconic symbol amount the Hip Hop world which can be seen worn by Rap Artist Daniel Dumile. This Gladiator style mask has been hand forged using 18 gauge mild steel. Each piece has been painstaking crafted using traditional hand forged methods. The back of the mask offers soft lining of suede to make a comfortable and pleasant fit on your face. The mask also has two strap to guarantee secure. Strap it on to the top of your head and strap it to the back of your head with a genuine leather strap and lock it into place with the brass buckles which can be adjusted to different size. This very rare hard to find special MF Doom mask will definitely put a touch of class to your work of art."

XXL: Granted, I am not entirely sure what the market for replica masks of expatriate 2000s underground rappers is but $59 seems like a steal. Especially when you consider that MF Doom is always on the market for look-a-likes to perform shows as him as.

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Dr. Dre's The Chronic  Glass Cup

Starting Bid: $2.99

Seller's Description: "Dr Dre The Chronic Glass Cup Never Used 90's Hip Hop Rap Collectible"

XXL: While I'm sure a bong or at least, a various nicely crafted glass pipe would be more appropriate for Chronic-themed paraphernalia, I'm reasonably certain that nothing I own is cooler than beer glass with Dr. Dre's face on it.

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Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card Set

Starting Bid: $15.99

Seller's Description: "YOU ARE BUYING A FACTORY SEALED BOX OF YO! MTV RAPS SERIES 1 TRADING CARDS 1991 PRO SET. This box includes 36 packs of cards with 10 cards per pack
Set Composition: Base Set (100 1-100)"

XXL: While the packaging seems to suggest that you can win a trip to New York City to see Yo! MTV Raps, I am not sure a Willy Wonka-style golden ticket would actually be that valuable in 2013 for a television show that went extinct in 1995. Still, I'm pretty sure there will be some pretty sweet Tiger Beat-sque photos of Vanilla Ice in the trading card set. Totally worth it!

Bling Teeth
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Bling Teeth

Staring Bid: $13.75

Seller's Description: "This listing is for ten (10) bling teeth (grillz). You will get one of each style shown.These are the same as what you would find in vending machines.They are for entertainment purposes only, they are a children's toy.They are not meant for permanent wear. One size fits most children and adults. WE CANNOT GUARANTEE FIT! Will come to you new but not in original packaging, they will come in a ziplock bag in a bubble mailer."

XXL: I don't know about you but $13 seems perfectly reasonable for a pair of $0.25 cent plastic teeth.

Kriss Kross ring
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Gold Ring Worn By Kriss Kross

Starting Bid: $10,000

Seller's Description: "Ring is custom made in 14 karat gold with diamonds weighing 49.1 grams the size of the ring is small. The necklace is hollow 10 karat gold. The custom made pendant is 10 karat gold with diamonds together with the chain weighing a total of 68.7 grams. As you can see from the pictures, the chain surrounding he pendant needs repair on one side. You can see the necklace in the picture for approximate size. Please contact me with any questions. Very unique item will be sent insured with signature required for delivery."

XXL: Dropping 10K on a ring owned by a member of Kriss Kross? My only question... Was it worn backwards?

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Lil Wayne Autographed Electric Guitar

Starting Bid: $999.99

Seller's Description: "UP FOR SALE IS A AUTOGRAPHED FULLSIZE BLACK ELECTRIC GUITAR SIGNED BY SUPERSTAR OF RAP LIL WAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITEM DOES COME WITH A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY OF MY OWN DESIGN IS AND GUARANTEED 100% TO PASS ANY THIRD PARTY AUTHENTICATION LIKE JSA OR PSA/DNA TESTING OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE BEEN IN BUSINESS MANY YEARS NOW AND DECIDED TO OPEN OUR EBAY STORE!!!! ITEM IS SIGNED IN BLUE SHARPIE!!!!!! PLEASE CHECK MY OTHER AUCTIONS FOR DEALS AS TO WE ARE CLEANING OUT THE HOUSE AND DEN TO MAKE SOME MONEY. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK. ITEM WILL BE SHIPPED WITHIN 2-3 BUSINESS DAYS OF PURCHASE. PROOF PHOTOS IF AVAILABLE, ARE INCLUDED AT REQUEST OF PURCHASE!!!"

XXL: Relieve the glory of the part of the Lil Wayne concert everybody politely tolerates with this autographed guitar signed by Lil Wayne! While it comes with a "Certificate Of Authenticity" that the seller made up himself, it 100% guaranteed that it could TOTALLY pass a real-life third party authentication process if it really wanted to so you can rest easy knowing that. For a cool $999.99, you are good to go.

VANILLA ICE BLUE SHIRT
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Women's Blue Shirt Autographed By Vanilla Ice

Starting Bid: $5.99

Seller's Description: "This is an autographed Vanilla Ice women's button down blue shirt. It was autographed at a New Orleans concert in 2000."

XXL: One wonders the exact chain of events that led to the decision for this person to decide to sell a random blue shirt autographed by Vanilla Ice. Money problems? A spousal demand for the shirt to be thrown out? Did somebody dramatically over-estimate the market for Rob Van Winkle-signed apparel? Curious minds want to know.

Shyne Meal Tray
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Authentic Shyne Autographed Prison Meal Tray

Starting Bid: $179.00

Seller's Description: "This RARE, signed, cardboard, meal tray, was obtained by me several years ago, when visiting a friend at a Riker's Island Hanukkah party. GUARANTEED FOR AUTHENTICITY FOR LIFE. Comes with my personal C.O.A. that includes my home address & phone number for future contact."

XXL: You cannot purchase this because I'm going to purchase this. No. Stop. I'm buying this.

Kid Rock Trading Card
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Kid Rock Trading Card

Starting Bid: $2.99

Seller's Description: "You are bidding on an awesome 1991 Rap Pack Kid Rock trading card #62. Combine winning bids and save big on shipping costs. Thanks and Good Luck."

XXL: I don't know why this Grits Sandwiches-era Kid Rock exists but I am glad somebody had the forethought to save a copy and put it end on eBay.

Coolio Daredevil
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Autographed Coolio Movie Card From Daredevil

Starting Bid: $44.49

Seller's Description: "This auction is for one Authentic Autograph card of COOLIO as Daunte Jackson, from Daredevil Movie Trading Cards by Topps. The signature is in Black Ink on card, in NRMT-MINT condition."

XXL: Let's ignore the actual item for a second. Coolio was in Daredevil?! Granted, I have mostly blocked out the memory of seeing this film as it were a horrible childhood trauma but that would be definitely something I remember. Can he be in the new Batman since Ben Affleck is starring in it, too? Wait... HE WAS ALREADY IN BATMAN!

Wu-Tang Sunglasses
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Wu-Tang Sunglasses

Starting Bid: $5.89

Seller's Description: "100% UV protection Sunglasses, High Quality Plastic, Light black frame with UV lens, Logo is printed on both arms."
XXL: There is nothing that I want to own more on Earth than this. Nothing.

Tupac Press Photo
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Tupac Shakur Press Photos From Juice

Starting Bid: $15.00

Seller's Description: "Up for sale is a vintage or original black and white 8x10 press photo of Tupac Shakur in Juice, sold as a collector's item. No reproduction rights is given or implied with purchase. The shipped print will not have watermark. Lower 48 only, no international sales. Thanks for looking."

XXL: 

Jokes aside, I imagine if you were a Tupac Shakur fan or a fan of the movie Juice, this would be pretty cool to actually own. $15.00 seems pretty steep.

Biggie Gold Record
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The Notorious B.I.G. Ready To Die Gold Record

Starting Bid: $139.21

Seller's Description: "These items are stunning and look fantastic on office/home walls and are great talking points. A must for a fan or collector. A stunning Limited Edition Cd Gold Disc of the Artist/s. Comes with a metal plaque with the Limited Number on it. Each one is Limited to only 50. Comes with a Certificate of Authenticity with a Limited Edition Number."

XXL:
Unbelieeeeeeeeevable.

Autograph Coco
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Autographed Coco Austin Poster

Starting Bid: $99.99

Seller's Description:"You are bidding on a COCO AUSTIN signed 11X14 PHOTO. This is the IMAGE you will receive. THE PHOTO comes with PSA/DNA COA & Sticker."

XXL: I mean... Sure. An autographed poster of Ice-T's half-naked wife is not the worst thing you can spend $99 dollars on. What I'm interested in the most is the interaction that was required for this poster to get autographed. Did she sign this is in an airport security line? I want to know.

Pervy Teenager: "Gee! Hi, Mrs. Coco! I'd sure love for you to sign this poster of you with your tits covered only by some suspenders?!"
Coco: Why, sure, Creepy Pervball With An Acne Problem! I'd love to sign this while I purchase some bourbon chicken from this Panda Express!

Probably something like that.

Riff Raff Pins
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RiFF RaFF Buttons

Starting Bid: $3.99

Seller's Description: " Here you get a set of 8 Riff Raff 1" buttons. Brand new. You get all the buttons in the picture."

XXL: There is nothing more important artifact of mankind than a collection of RiFF RaFF buttons. I can guarantee that.

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