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Action Bronson’s got a flair for the absurd. Just look at the controversial cover art for his recently released Saaab Stories EP with Harry Fraud, which came out yesterday. But it’s not just Bronson’s willingness to “go there” that makes his rhymes so compelling. It’s the vividness in which he describes such things, making it impossible not to conjure up mental images, often ones you'd rather not. We combed through Saaab Stories for Bronsolino’s most ridiculous remarks. Check ‘em out and peep our review of the EP here.

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“Phone’s tapped so speak Swedish when you call the crib”

“Triple Backflip”

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“Snap my fingers and they bring the crab/ Wave my hand and they bring the bag/ For your body motherfucker ‘cause you old news’/ And then you see me fucking skip away your boat shoes”

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“No Time”

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“Do a split on my dick/ If I’m sick she’ll even clean me if I shit in my pants, so I’m taking her to France with me”

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"The Rockers"

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“Know I hit you with the dropkick, Marty Janetty”

“Strictly For My Jeeps”

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“Shit on my chest shoot colors like a Care Bear”

“Strictly For My Jeeps”

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“Eat steaks of a gold plate, stoned, listening to Coldplay”

“Strictly For My Jeeps”

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“Now my beard look like Uday and Qusay”

“Alligator”

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“Baby my ride so clean, I ride so dirty/ I’m about to buy an alligator for my birthday”

“Alligator”

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“Orgies at Hofstra, my bank account is like a Polish doctor”

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“Alligator”

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"Game 7, Knicks-Heat, me and Spike had to switch seats/ Cause he kept spilling Henny on all my bitch feet.”

“Alligator”

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“My mustache like a Colonel/ Take a hater’s facial and I treat it like a urinal”