Clap Back: Rihanna Retaliates Against Chris Brown

On Wednesday, womanizer R&B/pop star Chris Brown unleashed a freestyle, spitting over Kanye West’s “Way Too Cold” (formerly known as “Theraflu”). Brown’s been flirting with his rapping chops for some time, and his bars have proven to hold clout. The record sounded all good, until some subliminal lines very possibly aiming at his ex-girfriend, and fellow pop sensation Rihanna caught the attention of listeners. Take a look at the flagrant bars:

”Don’t fuck with my old bitch, it’s like a bad fur/Every industry n**** done had her/Shook the tree like a pumpkin just to smash her/Bitch is breaking codes, but I’m the password”

Ouch! Breezy must’ve seen his ex’s recent roundabouts. When the news reached Rihanna, she wasn’t having any of it, and soon did the ’12 version of rejection—she unfollowed him on Twitter. But is that it? Is she just going to have her ex-boyfriend run his mouth out in the wild? No, she won’t! *After extensively pursuing her team, XXL was able to get an exclusive listen of RiRi’s diss track. Here’s what we heard:

NOTE: This is completely fictional. It’s unclear whether Rihanna will ever record a diss track against Chris Brown, but we can always hope.

[The instrumental for "Man Down" comes on, and Rihanna exhales a blunt.]

Foolish chump, you forget the shits you’ve done?
Be glad Jay never sent Ty Ty, to make you bye bye.
You mad? That I live the pop life now?
But wait! You can get popped right now!
I got a little two-two, I call it Peggy Sue,
When I catch you, my guards will pull it out they shoes.
I can transform ya, you thought you got it poppin’,
But you stopped every second—when we had it poppin’.
That’s why now I am rocking, with men who use their weapons,
Justin Bieber said he got more goonies than you brethren. (Ah-ha!)
Boy, stop it! You see me, up on movies, making millie, (Battleship coming soon!)
Got goons from Philly to New York City.
Your hair dye looks pissed on, straight clown,
You want to hear a sequel for “Man Down”?
I got you!
But you might have to take it back, and run it,
No Juelz Santana’s going to save you with a budget,
RiRi, does the fuck she wants, believe me,
There’s a reason why they call bitches, Breezies, easy.

[Multiple gun shots, and a Funk Master Flex bomb drops in the end.]

Chorus:

Brrrat-buck-buck-buck! Brrrat-buck-buck-buck! Brrrat-buck-buck-buck! Chris Down!

  • clownstomper

    Fuck this HOE

    HIP HOP is been taken over by fucking HOMOS

  • clownstomper

    Fuck this HOE

    HIP HOP is been taken over by fucking HO(E)MOS

  • thatguy1092

    shes def with meek mill right now idk how nobody has caught the little hint in this got goons from philly to ny. meek is from philly just more fuel to the fire

  • nocturnal

    yall all need to calm down.. XXL said this was FICTIONAL as in they made it up….. Jeez..

  • nocturnal

    yall all need to calm down.. XXL said this was FICTIONAL as in they made it up….. Jeez..

  • nocturnal

    yall all need to calm down.. XXL said this was FICTIONAL as in they made it up….. Jeez..

  • steve

    wow,and now Im never comin back to this website.Thinkin bout gettin rid of the mag subscription too.Im not sure who’s gettin worse,xxl or allhiphop.

  • Jamie

    To the heated people leaving comments… ARE YALL BLIND ??!! There’s CLEARLY a disclaimer at the bottom saying this is fake
    -_____- GTF. Rihanna does’nt even rap.

  • http://4080rule.blogspot.com/ SUN DAS iLL

    yall niggas is hypie off a textstyle rap on XXL
    ON DRUGS HELLA WEAK ASS NEED TO FLOOD UPS
    THEY HIRING

  • http://google SYLVIA

    WAIT UNTIL GOD SEND SOMEONE FOR YOU DEMON. WHY U MAD HE NOR DRAKE LIED. NEED ANOTHER IV OR WERE U HOOKED UP HITTING YOUR BLUNT AND SPITTING SCORNED LYRICS. WHY NOT DISS DRAKE, I KNOW U FAKE………………………………

  • no

    Ok but Chris said it wasn’t about her.

    But clearly if Rihanna got offended, she must think those lyrics fit. And those lyrics were about a hoe.

    So she thinks she is a hoe. She’s so sensitive. Chris never said her name.

    Bitch can’t sing anyway. But she is sure pretty.

  • jamal

    chris brown doesnt write his own shit,little faggot if he did hed write his songs too hes right about ‘riri’ though what a filthy slut rich little daddys girl tryin to be ‘thug life’ smokin blunts with snoop haha pathetic bitch

  • http://XXL JOE

    FREE BOOSIE ,BG,J SPITTA,FUCK THE REST 22504

  • Montoya

    CLEARLY there are MANY people on this site that cannot read. It CLEARLY states THIS IS A FICTIONAL RAP, meaning RIHANNA DID NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS! IT IS A JOKE! …Damn y’all getting pissed over nothing…so gullible. smfh.

    • icon kain

      Your the winner. Your the only one who got it. Some people are gofers. they go for anything. They get told what to believe.lol

  • ukreporter

    The people talking smack and calling Rihanna all those shit names if you had to check their files you will realise are and were the biggest sluts male/female but their shit ain’t published. HATERS! Hypocritical bastards! Reading gossip mags and believing every shit they read and hear on TV. Thery don’t know if it’s true or not but prefer to believe the worst cause it sound juicy and degrading. Blacks are better at hating each other and these black women ready to tear down another sista through pure jealousy and envy. Pathetic IDOTS!!

  • Me

    WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS MAKE THIS ARTICLE??? This is dumb as shit and very misleading. Who’s approving of all the retarded shit you guys do?

  • NEW YORK STATE OF MIND

    the first person who commented at the top of this page needs a bottle of wine and extra flowers to give to they mother for mothers day, cause he’s absolutely right!!!!

  • J.O.S.H.

    I DEF do not look at xxl because of chris brown or rhinna fuck em both aha

  • nicholas charles

    for real niggas waring with chicks now damn

    niggassss is bitches