10 Possible Features At Kanye West’s Amusement Park

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    10 Possible Features At Kanye West's Amusement Park
    After the premiere of his Cannes Film Festival debut, <em>Cruel Summer</em> on Wednesday night in the south of France, Kanye West stated, "What I want to do post-Grammys is I want to work on cities, I want to work on amusement parks, I want to change entertainment experiences or life."<p>Coming from 'Ye, who now has accomplished a great deal—from fashion to films—it's not too surprising that he wants to take things to a different realm, even if that means amusement parks. With his artistic vision showing no boundaries, <em>XXL</em> was genuinely excited about Kanye's next goal, and conjured up some likely features that could pop up in Yeezy Land. —<em>XXL Staff</em> (<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/XXLSTAFF">@XXLStaff</a>)</p>
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    Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV Awards.
    Guests get a chance to get their deepest feelings off their chests at this stand, which consists of only a mic, a camera and a giant screen that broadcasts each rant throughout the theme park. Fans with rants that are deemed worthy by Kanye will receive special prizes like George Bush campaign pins or a replica of
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    Throw Some D's Milk Bottle Toss
    In a twist on the classic carnival game, guests attempt to throw large D-shaped rings over the neck of glass milk bottles. Winners receive free breast implants on the spot. Though not as popular, Big Sean's "Shooting At Jiggling A$$es" stand next door, offers free butt implants to winners.
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    Roc Pass
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    Through the Wire
    Ride at your own risk. This unpredictable coaster is known to breakdown because, like a young Kanye, the operator spends all of his off-time making beats instead of sleeping. Grab ya NoDoz!
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    Jesus Walks
    A large piece of glass covers a giant aquarium, allowing kids to literally “walk on water” and explore the wonders of marine life.
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    Flashing Lights
    This short-lived ride was shut down after the flurry of lights that it flashed at guests was said to cause seizures.
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    All Falls Down
    Guests get to experience the most dramatic fall of their lifetime, while former GOOD Music signees, Consequence, GLC, Really Doe, and members of Sa-Ra work both as conductors and safety instructors.
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    Big Brother
    In his latest effort to impress his big brother, 'Ye designs a tribute ride for Jay-Z, decked out in all-black everything. Hov never shows up for the much-hyped debut of the coaster, leading Ye to the point of mental breakdown as he rides it alone for a week straight, staring at the empty seat next to him with tears in his eyes.
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    Drive Slow
    Billed as the slowest rollercoaster ever made, guests can get custom grills made by Paul Wall himself while they wait in line.
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    (Bonus) Kim Kardashian Curvy Coaster
    Inspired by the curves of his beautiful girlfriend Kim Kardashian, Kanye creates a coaster with such dramatic curves that put even fans who are strapped in risk of falling.