Nicki Minaj’s Concert Rider: Which Items Don’t Belong?

Nicki Minaj’s interesting concert rider recently made its way online. The Young Money diva makes sure that she is taken care before she struts her stuff onstage. For those that haven’t read the Queens-bred femcee’s demands, below is a list all of Ms. Minaj’s essentials, along with a handful of wacky things which XXL believes fits right in. Make Nicki proud and guess which items the staff made up in the comments section.—Mark Lelinwalla (@XXL_Mark)

1-Two dozen pink or white roses and three large Baked Goods scented candles.

2-One large bowl of all pink M&Ms.

3-Hot tea setup with lemon wedges, sugar and honey. Must include teacups, saucers, spoons and napkins and decaffeinated Lipton Tea bags.

4-Two packs Halls lemon honey drops and three packs of Thayers Slippery Elm lozenges (three different flavors).

5-Contact lenses solution with case, two space heaters – VERY IMPORTANT – and a cool mist humidifier.

6-Boudreaux butt cream.

7-Sheriff badge.

8-Three dozen-piece buckets of fried chicken spicy, no thighs, lots of wings.

9-Three packs of gum in three different flavors.

10-Twenty-four bottles of Dasani Water (12 room temperature,12 on ice).

11-Twelve cans of Red Bull (six room temperature, six iced).

12-Twelve bottles of Martinelli’s Apple Juice (six room temp, six iced).

13-Twenty-four bottles of Snapple. Twelve must be Lemon Ice Tea, 12 other assorted flavors.

14-Saving Grace throat spray.

15-Two large bottles of assorted fruit juices and one gallon of Simply Lemonade. Please supply one small tub of clean ice and cups for drinks.

16-A Barbie Playhouse with new Nicki Minaj Barbie doll, Ken and Barbie pink convertible.

17-Egg whites (scrambled hard), turkey bacon (fried hard), white toast (grape and strawberry jelly/jam). Belgian Waffles (syrup, powdered sugar, whipped cream, butter and strawberries on side). Enough to serve four people.

18-One large fruit platter with side of mango and one large cheese platter.

19-A deli tray with turkey breast meat, grilled chicken breast, whole wheat bread or rolls, yellow mustard and other condiments (seasoned salt, hot sauce), plates, forks, spooks, knives, napkins and straws (enough for six people).

20-Salad – Iceberg lettuce, sliced tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, green olives, Wishbone Light Italian dressing, Bumble Bee tuna in water, wheat or low fat crackers.

21-Carrots and dip.

22-The movie Friday on Blu-ray in a pink DVD case.

23-Cranberries (dried), almonds (raw- not roasted).

24-One set of fine silverware/stainless steel silverware.

  • Cool Hand Luke

    Who gives a fuck

    • noushi

      word

  • SOURCE-LIKE

    Co-sign – we give 0 fucks.

  • Hyde

    WTF wrote this garbage…i agree.. i dont give feezy..

  • A.R. Knight

    her tongue tho….man

  • Ian

    If anything a lot of theses artists will ask for this soo they know there contract has been read carefully