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Lil B's A-Alikes

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Lil B is a lot of things to a lot of people. Genius, poet, antichrist, terrible rapper, etc, etc. One thing is clear, though, when the XXL Freshman compares himself to another person, which he has done over and over, people listen. XXLMag.com recently spoke to Bill Bellamy, the subject of one of B’s recent songs, after the track caused him to become a worldwide trending topic on Twitter. Following B's most recent name-drop, XXL created a definitive list of people (and things) the Based God claims to be or thinks he looks like. Get ready. Swag. Woo.—Martin Spasov

“No, I’m not stressed out, I’m God, I’m the best out” — “I’m God,” 6 Kiss (2009)

Lil B God

“Welcome to Hell I’m the Devil, I’ve taken over Lil B’s soul” — "I'm The Devil," 6 Kiss (2009)

TheDevil

“Get my dick sucked in the sky, I’m a martian/Off that loud Pack and I’m high like a martian/All my girlfriends said I’m fine like a martian/Young Based God and I’m based with the martians” — "Like A Martian" (2009)

Martian

“In the water and I’m Jaws” — “Based,” 6 Kiss (2009)

Jaws

“I’m Michael Jordan, my bitches so excited/Bitches suck my dick cause my chain look like lightning” — "Pretty Boy" (2009)

MichaelJordan

“10 on my dick and I look like Patrick Ramsey” — "The Pretty Bitch is Back" (2010)

PatrickRamsey

“30 on my dick cause I’m James Worthy” — "Rich Ho,” Blue Flame (2010)

JamesWorthy

“Bitches suck my dick cause I look like J.K. Rowling.” — “Wonton Soup,”Blue Flame (2010)

JKRowling

“I look like Paris Hilton Ring worth a million” — "I'm Paris Hilton," Blue Flame (2010)

ParisHilton

“I look like Mel Gibson! I’m Mel Gibson! I’ll fuckin choke the bitch!” — "Mel Gibson," Blue Flame (2010)

MelGibson

“Like Macho Man bitch but I’m Lex Luger/Flock 9 in the trunk, call it Martin Luther” — "Blue Flame Remix," Blue Flame (2010)

LexLuger

“Call me Donald Trump how I fire losers/How Donald Trump fire workers, I fire Rugers” — "Blue Flame Remix." Blue Flame (2010)

DonaldTrump

“I’m Jackie Chan like Yao Ming, Bitch what I want? Everything” — "I’m Heem,” Blue Flame (2010)

JackieChan

“30 on my dick cause I’m Bob Saget/Girls love me, no you’re a faggot” — "Rich Ho," Blue Flame (2010)

BobSaget

“Suck my dick bitch, Mr. Clean” — "Rich Ho," Blue Flame 2010

MrClean

“In the hood like a carburetor/10 on my dick cause I’m Darth Vader” — "Rich Ho," Blue Flame (2010)

DarthVader

“5 on my dick cause I’m Ricky Martin/no homo, I’m rich ho, beg your pardon.” — "Rich Ho," Blue Flame 2010

RickyMartin

“Hoes on my dick cause I looks like Grandma” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)

Grandma

“Damn Based God pinky ring like Santa” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)

SantaClaus

“I’m so beautiful I look like Moses” — "Hoes on my Dick” (2010)

Moses

“I look like Fabio” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)

Fabio

“Young Ted Danson” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)

TedDanson

“Bitches on my dick cause I look like Marilyn Manson” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)

MarlynManson

“I look like Bill Gates mixed with Obama” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)

Obama

“I look like Bill Gates mixed with Obama” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)

BillGates

“Licorice necklace!I look like Madonna Riding in my car and I looks like a rasta" — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)

Madonna

“Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Matlock/Bitch kiss my ring yo baby daddy is a mascot” — "Suck My Dick Ho," (2010)

Matlock

“Hoes on my dick cause I’m white like Asher Roth/Bitches on my dick cuz my rims chop like applesauce” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)

Asher Roth 2

“Bitch I look like Ben & Jerry/Chain like canary” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)

Ben Jerry 2

“10 on my dick and my girlfriend Persian/Bitch suck my dick cuz I look like a surgeon” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)

Surgeon 2

“Came in the club lookin’ like Hannah Montana/Young Based God came straight like the fountain” — “I Look Like Hannah Montana” (2010)

HannahMontana

“Championship ring and I look like Derek Fisher” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)

DerekFisher

“56 hoes suck my dick cause I’m Gary Payton” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)

GaryPayton

“I think I’m Michael Jackson, every bitch harass me” — "Swag Jerry Rice" 2010

MichaelJackson

“Shot from three-point and they call me Reggie Miller” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)

ReggieMiller

“Bitch I’m Bob Marley, comin’ with a Glock 40” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)

BobMarley

“36 bitches and they call me Don Imus” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)

DonImus

“Touchdown, touchdown, I think I’m Jerry Rice” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)

JerryRice

“Young Based God is a young Kenny Rogers Die in wonton swag and I came with that chopper” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)

KennyRogers

“Hoes on my dick cause I look like Jesus/Young Based God coming straight with the heater/Niggas getting mad cause I dress like Jesus Christ/I’m that pretty bitch I’ma fuck her all night” — "Look Like Jesus" 2010

Jesus

Now I’m on TV like Ellen Degeneres/ '30 thousand for his show: oh he’s so generous!'" — "Ellen Degeneres" 2010

Ellen

“I’m Miley Cyrus (swag), Drive with no license (swag)” — "I'm Miley Cyrus," Red Flame (2010)

MileyCyrus

“I’m Bill Clinton fucking all these women” — "Bitch I'm Bill Clinton," Red Flame (2010)

BillClinton

“I’m Hugh Hefner, gotta represent The real struggle out in Africa, they sleep in tents” — "Hugh Hefner," Red Flame (2010)

HughHefner

“Need a bag of dope, I’m Birdman bitch I’m Birdman” — "Fuck My Bitch," Red Flame (2010)

Birdman

“Hoes on my dick cause I rock like Mick Jagger 10 on my ho and I’m sharp like a dagger” — “30 Thousand 100 Million,” on Soulja Boy's The DeAndre Way (2010)

MickJagger

“55 Bieber swag off the meter/ 50 on my shhh cause I look like Bieber” — "Justin Bieber" (2011)

JustinBeiber

“Bitch better speak cause she know I play Nintendo/Bitch kiss my ring and she call me Carl Winslow” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)

CarlWinslow

“36 bitches on my dick cause I’m Sisqo/No homo bitch, I got broads out in ‘Frisco” — "Dr. Phil" 2011

Sisqo

"Based God, Dr. Phil!” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)

DrPhil

“Heavily swagging, bitch check my meter/Pay her whole rent and she call me cousin Skeeter” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)

CousinSkeeter

“Strapped with two 9’s and they call me Quincy Jones” — "Dr. Phil" (2010)

QuincyJones

“Got a AK and I look like Al Capone” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)

AlCapone

“Word around town I puts that Ying in that Yang/ 98 bitches and they call me Stephen King” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)

StephenKing

“I think I’m Oprah Winfrey/Barbara Boxer Fuck with me, chopper” — "BMF Freestyle" (2010)

Oprah

“I think I’m Oprah Winfrey/Barbara Boxer Fuck with me, chopper” — "BMF Freestyle" (2010)

BarbaraBoxer

“No movie, real life living like I’m Precious/Bad food, bad family, dealing with depression” — "1 Time," Angels Exodus (2011)

Precious

“Sheen, Winning, swag!” — "Charlie Sheen" (2011)

CharlieSheen

“I got 10 felonies, bitch I’m Bill Bellamy” — "Bill Bellamy" (2011)

BillBellamy

“I swear to god, I’ma go so fucking dumb/The bitch call me R. Kelly, Imma fuck her in the ass” —"Bill Bellamy" (2011)

RKelly