Lil B’s Look-A-Likes

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    Lil B's A-Alikes
    Lil B is a lot of things to a lot of people. Genius, poet, antichrist, terrible rapper, etc, etc. One thing is clear, though, when the <em>XXL</em> Freshman compares himself to another person, which he has done over and over, people listen. <a href="http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2011/07/bill-bellamy-reacts-to-lil-b-song/">XXLMag.com recently spoke to Bill Bellamy</a>, the subject of one of B’s recent songs, after the track caused him to become a worldwide trending topic on Twitter. Following B's most recent name-drop, <em>XXL</em> created a definitive list of people (and things) the Based God claims to be or thinks he looks like. Get ready. Swag. Woo.—<em>Martin Spasov</em>
  • Lil B God
    “No, I’m not stressed out, I’m God, I’m the best out” — “I’m God,” <em>6 Kiss</em> (2009)
  • TheDevil
    “Welcome to Hell I’m the Devil, I’ve taken over Lil B’s soul” — "I'm The Devil," <em>6 Kiss</em> (2009)
  • Martian
    “Get my dick sucked in the sky, I’m a martian/Off that loud Pack and I’m high like a martian/All my girlfriends said I’m fine like a martian/Young Based God and I’m based with the martians” — "Like A Martian" (2009)
  • Jaws
    “In the water and I’m Jaws” — “Based,” <em>6 Kiss</em> (2009)
  • MichaelJordan
    “I’m Michael Jordan, my bitches so excited/Bitches suck my dick cause my chain look like lightning” — "Pretty Boy" (2009)
  • PatrickRamsey
    “10 on my dick and I look like Patrick Ramsey” — "The Pretty Bitch is Back" (2010)
  • JamesWorthy
    “30 on my dick cause I’m James Worthy” — "Rich Ho,” <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • JKRowling
    “Bitches suck my dick cause I look like J.K. Rowling.” — “Wonton Soup,”<em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • ParisHilton
    “I look like Paris Hilton Ring worth a million” — "I'm Paris Hilton," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • MelGibson
    “I look like Mel Gibson! I’m Mel Gibson! I’ll fuckin choke the bitch!” — "Mel Gibson," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • LexLuger
    “Like Macho Man bitch but I’m Lex Luger/Flock 9 in the trunk, call it Martin Luther” — "Blue Flame Remix," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • DonaldTrump
    “Call me Donald Trump how I fire losers/How Donald Trump fire workers, I fire Rugers” — "Blue Flame Remix." <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • JackieChan
    “I’m Jackie Chan like Yao Ming, Bitch what I want? Everything” — "I’m Heem,” <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • BobSaget
    “30 on my dick cause I’m Bob Saget/Girls love me, no you’re a faggot” — "Rich Ho," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • MrClean
    “Suck my dick bitch, Mr. Clean” — "Rich Ho," <em>Blue Flame</em> 2010
  • DarthVader
    “In the hood like a carburetor/10 on my dick cause I’m Darth Vader” — "Rich Ho," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
  • RickyMartin
    “5 on my dick cause I’m Ricky Martin/no homo, I’m rich ho, beg your pardon.” — "Rich Ho," <em>Blue Flame</em> 2010
  • Grandma
    “Hoes on my dick cause I looks like Grandma” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
  • SantaClaus
    “Damn Based God pinky ring like Santa” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
  • Moses
    “I’m so beautiful I look like Moses” — "Hoes on my Dick” (2010)
  • Fabio
    “I look like Fabio” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
  • TedDanson
    “Young Ted Danson” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
  • MarlynManson
    “Bitches on my dick cause I look like Marilyn Manson” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
  • Obama
    “I look like Bill Gates mixed with Obama” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
  • BillGates
    “I look like Bill Gates mixed with Obama” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
  • Madonna
    “Licorice necklace!I look like Madonna Riding in my car and I looks like a rasta" — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
  • Matlock
    “Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Matlock/Bitch kiss my ring yo baby daddy is a mascot” — "Suck My Dick Ho," (2010)
  • Asher Roth 2
    “Hoes on my dick cause I’m white like Asher Roth/Bitches on my dick cuz my rims chop like applesauce” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)
  • Ben Jerry 2
    “Bitch I look like Ben & Jerry/Chain like canary” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)
  • Surgeon 2
    “10 on my dick and my girlfriend Persian/Bitch suck my dick cuz I look like a surgeon” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)
  • HannahMontana
    “Came in the club lookin’ like Hannah Montana/Young Based God came straight like the fountain” — “I Look Like Hannah Montana” (2010)
  • DerekFisher
    “Championship ring and I look like Derek Fisher” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
  • GaryPayton
    “56 hoes suck my dick cause I’m Gary Payton” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
  • MichaelJackson
    “I think I’m Michael Jackson, every bitch harass me” — "Swag Jerry Rice" 2010
  • ReggieMiller
    “Shot from three-point and they call me Reggie Miller” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
  • BobMarley
    “Bitch I’m Bob Marley, comin’ with a Glock 40” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
  • DonImus
    “36 bitches and they call me Don Imus” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
  • JerryRice
    “Touchdown, touchdown, I think I’m Jerry Rice” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
  • KennyRogers
    “Young Based God is a young Kenny Rogers Die in wonton swag and I came with that chopper” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
  • Jesus
    “Hoes on my dick cause I look like Jesus/Young Based God coming straight with the heater/Niggas getting mad cause I dress like Jesus Christ/I’m that pretty bitch I’ma fuck her all night” — "Look Like Jesus" 2010
  • Ellen
    Now I’m on TV like Ellen Degeneres/ '30 thousand for his show: oh he’s so generous!'" — "Ellen Degeneres" 2010
  • MileyCyrus
    “I’m Miley Cyrus (swag), Drive with no license (swag)” — "I'm Miley Cyrus," <em>Red Flame</em> (2010)
  • BillClinton
    “I’m Bill Clinton fucking all these women” — "Bitch I'm Bill Clinton," <em>Red Flame</em> (2010)
  • HughHefner
    “I’m Hugh Hefner, gotta represent The real struggle out in Africa, they sleep in tents” — "Hugh Hefner," <em>Red Flame</em> (2010)
  • Birdman
    “Need a bag of dope, I’m Birdman bitch I’m Birdman” — "Fuck My Bitch," <em>Red Flame</em> (2010)
  • MickJagger
    “Hoes on my dick cause I rock like Mick Jagger 10 on my ho and I’m sharp like a dagger” — “30 Thousand 100 Million,” on Soulja Boy's <em>The DeAndre Way</em> (2010)
  • JustinBeiber
    “55 Bieber swag off the meter/ 50 on my shhh cause I look like Bieber” — "Justin Bieber" (2011)
  • CarlWinslow
    “Bitch better speak cause she know I play Nintendo/Bitch kiss my ring and she call me Carl Winslow” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
  • Sisqo
    “36 bitches on my dick cause I’m Sisqo/No homo bitch, I got broads out in ‘Frisco” — "Dr. Phil" 2011
  • DrPhil
    "Based God, Dr. Phil!” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
  • CousinSkeeter
    “Heavily swagging, bitch check my meter/Pay her whole rent and she call me cousin Skeeter” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
  • QuincyJones
    “Strapped with two 9’s and they call me Quincy Jones” — "Dr. Phil" (2010)
  • AlCapone
    “Got a AK and I look like Al Capone” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
  • StephenKing
    “Word around town I puts that Ying in that Yang/ 98 bitches and they call me Stephen King” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
  • Oprah
    “I think I’m Oprah Winfrey/Barbara Boxer Fuck with me, chopper” — "BMF Freestyle" (2010)
  • BarbaraBoxer
    “I think I’m Oprah Winfrey/Barbara Boxer Fuck with me, chopper” — "BMF Freestyle" (2010)
  • Precious
    “No movie, real life living like I’m Precious/Bad food, bad family, dealing with depression” — "1 Time," <em>Angels Exodus</em> (2011)
  • CharlieSheen
    “Sheen, Winning, swag!” — "Charlie Sheen" (2011)
  • BillBellamy
    “I got 10 felonies, bitch I’m Bill Bellamy” — "Bill Bellamy" (2011)
  • RKelly
    “I swear to god, I’ma go so fucking dumb/The bitch call me R. Kelly, Imma fuck her in the ass” —"Bill Bellamy" (2011)
  • TYBG

    SWAG

  • BFMBBG

    PLEASE F*** MY B**** #BASEDGOD

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    “I swear to god, I’ma go so fucking dumb/The bitch call me R. Kelly, Imma fuck her in the ass” —”Bill Bellamy” (2011)

  • theTRUTH

    Dude has a sick following and i respect his hustle and grind, but really, whats cool about this?

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    jus go buy my book ”from nickels to ounces”
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