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- lilbfeatureLil B's A-AlikesLil B is a lot of things to a lot of people. Genius, poet, antichrist, terrible rapper, etc, etc. One thing is clear, though, when the <em>XXL</em> Freshman compares himself to another person, which he has done over and over, people listen. <a href="http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2011/07/bill-bellamy-reacts-to-lil-b-song/">XXLMag.com recently spoke to Bill Bellamy</a>, the subject of one of B’s recent songs, after the track caused him to become a worldwide trending topic on Twitter. Following B's most recent name-drop, <em>XXL</em> created a definitive list of people (and things) the Based God claims to be or thinks he looks like. Get ready. Swag. Woo.—<em>Martin Spasov</em>
- Lil B God“No, I’m not stressed out, I’m God, I’m the best out” — “I’m God,” <em>6 Kiss</em> (2009)
- TheDevil“Welcome to Hell I’m the Devil, I’ve taken over Lil B’s soul” — "I'm The Devil," <em>6 Kiss</em> (2009)
- Martian“Get my dick sucked in the sky, I’m a martian/Off that loud Pack and I’m high like a martian/All my girlfriends said I’m fine like a martian/Young Based God and I’m based with the martians” — "Like A Martian" (2009)
- Jaws“In the water and I’m Jaws” — “Based,” <em>6 Kiss</em> (2009)
- MichaelJordan“I’m Michael Jordan, my bitches so excited/Bitches suck my dick cause my chain look like lightning” — "Pretty Boy" (2009)
- PatrickRamsey“10 on my dick and I look like Patrick Ramsey” — "The Pretty Bitch is Back" (2010)
- JamesWorthy“30 on my dick cause I’m James Worthy” — "Rich Ho,” <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- JKRowling“Bitches suck my dick cause I look like J.K. Rowling.” — “Wonton Soup,”<em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- ParisHilton“I look like Paris Hilton Ring worth a million” — "I'm Paris Hilton," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- MelGibson“I look like Mel Gibson! I’m Mel Gibson! I’ll fuckin choke the bitch!” — "Mel Gibson," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- LexLuger“Like Macho Man bitch but I’m Lex Luger/Flock 9 in the trunk, call it Martin Luther” — "Blue Flame Remix," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- DonaldTrump“Call me Donald Trump how I fire losers/How Donald Trump fire workers, I fire Rugers” — "Blue Flame Remix." <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- JackieChan“I’m Jackie Chan like Yao Ming, Bitch what I want? Everything” — "I’m Heem,” <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- BobSaget“30 on my dick cause I’m Bob Saget/Girls love me, no you’re a faggot” — "Rich Ho," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- MrClean“Suck my dick bitch, Mr. Clean” — "Rich Ho," <em>Blue Flame</em> 2010
- DarthVader“In the hood like a carburetor/10 on my dick cause I’m Darth Vader” — "Rich Ho," <em>Blue Flame</em> (2010)
- RickyMartin“5 on my dick cause I’m Ricky Martin/no homo, I’m rich ho, beg your pardon.” — "Rich Ho," <em>Blue Flame</em> 2010
- Grandma“Hoes on my dick cause I looks like Grandma” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
- SantaClaus“Damn Based God pinky ring like Santa” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
- Moses“I’m so beautiful I look like Moses” — "Hoes on my Dick” (2010)
- Fabio“I look like Fabio” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
- TedDanson“Young Ted Danson” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
- MarlynManson“Bitches on my dick cause I look like Marilyn Manson” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
- Obama“I look like Bill Gates mixed with Obama” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
- BillGates“I look like Bill Gates mixed with Obama” — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
- Madonna“Licorice necklace!I look like Madonna Riding in my car and I looks like a rasta" — "Hoes on my Dick" (2010)
- Matlock“Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Matlock/Bitch kiss my ring yo baby daddy is a mascot” — "Suck My Dick Ho," (2010)
- Asher Roth 2“Hoes on my dick cause I’m white like Asher Roth/Bitches on my dick cuz my rims chop like applesauce” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)
- Ben Jerry 2“Bitch I look like Ben & Jerry/Chain like canary” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)
- Surgeon 2“10 on my dick and my girlfriend Persian/Bitch suck my dick cuz I look like a surgeon” — "Suck My Dick Ho" (2010)
- HannahMontana“Came in the club lookin’ like Hannah Montana/Young Based God came straight like the fountain” — “I Look Like Hannah Montana” (2010)
- DerekFisher“Championship ring and I look like Derek Fisher” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
- GaryPayton“56 hoes suck my dick cause I’m Gary Payton” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
- MichaelJackson“I think I’m Michael Jackson, every bitch harass me” — "Swag Jerry Rice" 2010
- ReggieMiller“Shot from three-point and they call me Reggie Miller” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
- BobMarley“Bitch I’m Bob Marley, comin’ with a Glock 40” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
- DonImus“36 bitches and they call me Don Imus” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
- JerryRice“Touchdown, touchdown, I think I’m Jerry Rice” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
- KennyRogers“Young Based God is a young Kenny Rogers Die in wonton swag and I came with that chopper” — "Swag Jerry Rice" (2010)
- Jesus“Hoes on my dick cause I look like Jesus/Young Based God coming straight with the heater/Niggas getting mad cause I dress like Jesus Christ/I’m that pretty bitch I’ma fuck her all night” — "Look Like Jesus" 2010
- EllenNow I’m on TV like Ellen Degeneres/ '30 thousand for his show: oh he’s so generous!'" — "Ellen Degeneres" 2010
- MileyCyrus“I’m Miley Cyrus (swag), Drive with no license (swag)” — "I'm Miley Cyrus," <em>Red Flame</em> (2010)
- BillClinton“I’m Bill Clinton fucking all these women” — "Bitch I'm Bill Clinton," <em>Red Flame</em> (2010)
- HughHefner“I’m Hugh Hefner, gotta represent The real struggle out in Africa, they sleep in tents” — "Hugh Hefner," <em>Red Flame</em> (2010)
- Birdman“Need a bag of dope, I’m Birdman bitch I’m Birdman” — "Fuck My Bitch," <em>Red Flame</em> (2010)
- MickJagger“Hoes on my dick cause I rock like Mick Jagger 10 on my ho and I’m sharp like a dagger” — “30 Thousand 100 Million,” on Soulja Boy's <em>The DeAndre Way</em> (2010)
- JustinBeiber“55 Bieber swag off the meter/ 50 on my shhh cause I look like Bieber” — "Justin Bieber" (2011)
- CarlWinslow“Bitch better speak cause she know I play Nintendo/Bitch kiss my ring and she call me Carl Winslow” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
- Sisqo“36 bitches on my dick cause I’m Sisqo/No homo bitch, I got broads out in ‘Frisco” — "Dr. Phil" 2011
- DrPhil"Based God, Dr. Phil!” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
- CousinSkeeter“Heavily swagging, bitch check my meter/Pay her whole rent and she call me cousin Skeeter” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
- QuincyJones“Strapped with two 9’s and they call me Quincy Jones” — "Dr. Phil" (2010)
- AlCapone“Got a AK and I look like Al Capone” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
- StephenKing“Word around town I puts that Ying in that Yang/ 98 bitches and they call me Stephen King” — "Dr. Phil" (2011)
- Oprah“I think I’m Oprah Winfrey/Barbara Boxer Fuck with me, chopper” — "BMF Freestyle" (2010)
- BarbaraBoxer“I think I’m Oprah Winfrey/Barbara Boxer Fuck with me, chopper” — "BMF Freestyle" (2010)
- Precious“No movie, real life living like I’m Precious/Bad food, bad family, dealing with depression” — "1 Time," <em>Angels Exodus</em> (2011)
- CharlieSheen“Sheen, Winning, swag!” — "Charlie Sheen" (2011)
- BillBellamy“I got 10 felonies, bitch I’m Bill Bellamy” — "Bill Bellamy" (2011)
- RKelly“I swear to god, I’ma go so fucking dumb/The bitch call me R. Kelly, Imma fuck her in the ass” —"Bill Bellamy" (2011)
