Wiz Khalifa Chia Pet
Chi Chi Chi Chia. In celebration of his favorite holiday (4/20), Wiz Khalifa has partnered up with the geniuses behind the Chia Pet to create his own special, decorative planter for all his fans known to sport a green thumb. This limited edition, collector's item (only 420 were made, get it), is on sale now. So don’t be a lazy pothead and act now before they’re all gone. The first 100 customers will receive a free set of Young Khalifa’s rolling papers. Special seeds not included.
[Editor’s note: this product does not actually exist, but when it does come to fruition, and it should, remember where you saw it first]