Lil Wayne’s Greatest Collabos That Haven’t Happened Yet But Should


Believe it or not, there are still some rappers out there that Lil Wayne has not collaborated with… yet. Earlier this week, during a call-in interview from Rikers Island with Funkmaster Flex, the incarcerated MC revealed that one of the artists he most wants to work with is Midwest independent king Tech N9ne. That got us to thinking about of other collabos we’d love to hear from Weezy when he comes home. With some imagination, a little wishful thinking and cue-taking from Tech N9ne’s playbook (he just released his third collabos album, The Gates Mixed Plate), XXL dreams up a track list for the ultimate Lil Wayne collabos album (that needs to happen). —Calvin Stovall

1) Lil Wayne feat. Tech N9n: “Headbanger Ballin’”
The metal rock-influenced style that Tech has been serving the Midwest over a decade is the logical next step for Wayne’s sound after his Rebirth experiment.

2) Lil Wayne feat. Slaughterhouse “Feed Me Rappers”
Sampling a screwed version of Wayne’s famous line from DJ Khaled’s “We Takin’ Over,” Weezy chops it up with rap’s four baddest butchers (Joe Budden, Royce Da 5’9, Crooked I and Joell Ortiz). The bars are epic, but the song’s highlight comes at the end as Budden and Wayne are heard arguing in the booth over whose checklist of industry girls and Eye Candy conquests is most impressive.

3) Lil Wayne feat. Wiz Khalifa “Kush & Purple Drank”
EZ Wider papers and Styrofoam cups litter the studio as Wiz and Weezy bond over their mutual love of tats, weed, and taking other niggas’ women.

4) Lil Wayne feat. Ghostface and Sean Price “Touchy Subject”
Things get awkward in the studio when Ghostface gets his “Wizard of Poetry” on and spits a few nasty stanzas about what he would love to do to Nicki Minaj. Kimbo Price’s vicious ad-libs tearing into “soft-ass, singing-ass, light skinned, pretty boy MCs” only make matters worse.

5) Lil Wayne feat. Mos Def and Jay Electronica “Bayou, For You”
Knowing that he can no longer claim “best rapper alive” if he let’s fellow New Orleans wordsmith and serial “Renegade-er” Jay Electronica outshine him, Wayne spits his best verse in years before teaming with Mos to croon an off-key, yet oddly enjoyable, bridge and chorus.

6) Lil Wayne feat. Lauryn Hill “Miss Us?”
With Weezy fresh out of the box, and L Boogie finally back from her decade-long sabbatical, the found ones team up for an acoustic remake of Drake and Wayne’s “Miss Me.” With Wayne on his electric guitar, and Ms. Hill strumming along with him, this track has the makings of an instant classic.

7) Lil Wayne feat. Dr. Dre “Doctor’s Patience” [Released in 2022]
Thought it was recorded just days after Weezy’s release from Rikers, it takes 12 years for the good Doctor to deem the track ready for public consumption. By the time the video shoot rolls around, a now middle-aged Wayne is wandering around the set bemoaning rap’s new jacks and telling anyone who’ll listen that hip-hop is dead.

8) Lil Wayne feat. 50 Cent: “Mature Money”
In a sign of fan-satiating growth, Fif calls upon Wayne, one of his past subtle-diss targets, for the first single off his latest album. The verses, detailing the megastars’ shared affinity for all things monetary, serve their quotable purpose, but the record’s highlight comes once the final hook ends. After a quick bridge, 50 and Weezy go back and forth with reckless, and hilarious, ad-libs.

9) Lil Wayne feat. Foxy Brown and Cocoa Tea: “Rikers Island 2010″
Weezy and Fox trade bars through the phone direct from the Island over a sample of Cocoa’s 1991 reggae classic. Just imagine a DJ Khaled-orchestrated “All Rikers (Remix),” featuring every MC who has ever passed through the infamous NYC jail.

10) Lil Wayne feat. Lupe Fiasco “Speakin’ in Afrikaans”
Lupe threatens to hold the collab captive until Wayne apologizes for spontaneously yelling, “Shout out to my nigga, Nelson Mandela,” during their Apartheid-themed freestyle over Vado’s “Speakin’ in Tungs.”

  • Doeboi

    Bone Thugs-N-Harmony should be on this list. Due to several name references from Wayne in his rhymes and a couple songs where he consciously uses Bone flow, a collab between Weezy and Bone would be dope!

    • http://myspace.com/gravybeats gravy

      ok…no bone should not collab wit wayne…wayne already said hes better than them and was scared that radio dude was gonna have them on the show with him (i wonder why)…google it…anyways tech n9ne will do a track with wayne because he wants to be mainstream but that is gay..tech been workin so hard thats why he will do it…but lil wayne is wack! one of the worst rappers ever! ppl who think he is so good are wack! his words are wack, his flow is wack! everything about him is wack! i can out rhyme his wack ass any day of the week and i dont even try…mainstream ppl get succesful because of physical appeal, there talent has nothing to do with it…i can name 10 white rappers of the top of my head that blow wayne away, anybody got a probelm with that? wanna know the 10 white rappers?? wanna hear a real writer rap? (ME) lil wayne can gag on my wienie

      • http://xxlmag jamesn037

        you a fag bitch ass boy wayne the best

    • Nasty Q

      Tech already stated on DamnFoolTV that he would love to work with Wayne…its gonna happen…would be a solid track for All 6′s and 7′s or the Carter 4. Would be a good business move on both of there parts.

  • ogtripleg

    Slaughterhouse would murder wayne on his own track haha 4 baddest butchers!

  • ChefVice

    Man Screw Weezy, he doesnt deserve to rap with Tech N9ne,BTnH or Slaughterhouse, he would just show how much his rap skills truly suck to true lyrcists. He’s a sellout and feels the need to be on everyone’s tracks so he can “enhance” them, when really he just ruins musical enjoyement. His old music (500 Degrees, Hot Boyz) was good but he decided to take the long dicks of the conglomerates and shove them right up his gaping booty hole and polish a few knobs with his cum dumpster all while whining in auto-tune. Thank you Lil’ Wayne for ruining my enjoyment of today’s rap.

    • yoprince

      ^gay

  • beaver

    none of these..
    fuck wayne..

    xxl fails..now..everythin is based on polls and shit..

  • swype-matic

    What would make these collabos better? If Wayne was no where near any of these artists. He can go water down other people’s shit that’s already watered down or overplayed (Fat Joe, Drake, Gucci Mane, etc.), but he needs to stay FAR away from Tech N9ne, Slaughterhouse, Ghostface, Sean Price, and Lupe. Probably Wiz too.

    • Gemz

      ^ Stay far away huh? Hillarious.

  • DownSouth

    I’m so glad to see Tech gettin shine. He been doing his thang for years and he’s actually good.

    DOWN SOUTH!!!

  • M. Baby!

    I voted for Lil Wayne & Lauren Hill. Double L’s. This would be a great marketing scheme for the both of them to jump right back into the game w/o even missing a step. No one would see that coming. “Miss Us?” would be a great title and probably a good song. I would love to see that happen.

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  • http://www.bseresults.net ThatDudeFormula

    LoL @ this cat ChefVice.. bruh – tech, bone thugs, and slaughter are real lyricists.. true.. but at the end of the day ain’t Eminem and Jigga real lyricists too? im not a wayne fan but he’s already been on tracks with real dudes.. wait, Em and Jay are commercial and makin mad dough so the real card is out the window? fuck outta here.

  • Info by John Doe

    I SAY WAYNE N DRE 3000 SO DRE CAN FINALLY GET N DAT AZZ LOL

    • Eric

      already happened… “Hollywood Divorce”, and in my opinion, Wayne spit on of his best verses ever, including better than 3000

  • Anonymous

    Wayne with Tech? Nobody else would be able to top that..

  • http://www.Dynamicproducer.com Dynamic Producer

    Santana and Wayne would have had a collabo if Cam would have released Santana whhile Dipset was beefin

    (((((((www.Dynamicproducer.com))))))))))

  • Chubby

    None of them y put great rappers on a song with a OVER RATTED one. Everyone on dat (except Foxy and 50 cent) will kill Wanye. Stop crowning pepole you hear on da radio. please listen to others before you rate this clown as da greatest. WANYE KILLED HIP HOP. BUT HIP HOP WILL KILL WANYE. REVENGE BITCH

  • Odeezy

    lmao at the lupe. “shout out to my nigga mandellaaa” hahahahaha

  • vansur

    chubby are you mad your makin 8 bucks an hour.. well we got a solution!!!!!!!, all you need is a rope labeled” hater” and tall pipe or hook attached to ceiling, cheap and easy!! and third you need to make a knot a tight one.. and FUCKING HANG YOURSELF LAME

  • Q461

    Wiz
    Slaughterhouse would eat Wayne
    can’t see em with 50 or lauryn hill
    I don’t know bout mos or jay elect
    Dre would be cool, Andre 3stacks,
    Rae, ghost
    maybe asher roth, wale, b.o.b

  • buffalo bill

    Tech n9ne would rip lil wayne to shreads hes a riot starter and wud stomp all over that lil faggot ass wayne n pffftttttt at lupe have they not heard dumb it down he wont do it for anyone wayne wouldnt be able to keep up with what lupe is saying he wud be left inda booth scratching his head singing lalalalalalollypop

  • T1MZ1

    Who got this
    Mother fucking house
    On lock
    Who
    Einstein
    Huh what
    TECH N9NE!

  • B

    Tech N9ne has shit for music

    • http://yahoomail.com nnutthowze993

      who tha fuck said tech had shit for music
      lil wayne is a bitch ass stumbling fool n e thing afta carter 2 waz WACK

    • Rob81

      I think you got it mixed up boy. Its wayne who has shit for music. If they do collab, then anyone who isn’t brainwashed by mainstream knows Tech will expose wayne as being a overrated POS “rapper”.

  • joey13091

    who keep it sizzlin
    who keep it hot
    who
    Einstein
    huh what
    tech n9ne
    DWAM

  • joey13091

    B you’re stupid for even saying that, just cause you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s not good music. STFU!

  • Brent

    This is a no brainer, Tech N9ne. Tech would kill Wayne on his own shit, but still.

  • kasiology

    LMAO “speakin in Afrikaans”. I’m from South Africa (Nelson Mandela Bay) and that #10 had me in stitches. great 1. must say it was dope to hear wayne call out da 2 biggest things in SA rite now, AMSTEL and MANDEL…A on Drake’s “Light up”

  • A.K.

    I can hear Wayne fooded out ass saying that, “shout out to my nigga Nelson Mandela, its uh young moola babbay”…hahahahahahahaha

  • BULLETS

    ALL THIS IDIOT DOES IS FUK PEOPLES SONGS UP SOMETIMES EVEN HIS OWN “I CAN SAY NO RHYME AND IT’S GONE RHYME” LIL WAYNE IS THE MOST OVERRATED OVER EXPLOITED RAPPER EVER IN THE HISTORY OF HIPHOP THIS NIGGA BEEN RAPPING FOR OVER TEN YEARS AND THERE’S NO SUBSTANCE AS WHAT SO EVER IN HIS LIFE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL FROM HIS MUSIC HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE THIS LIL LAME PHENOMENON

  • DJ Postman

    I would prefer if Wayne NEVER worked with either Jay Electronica or Dr. Dre. That would only disgrace their names.

  • El Tico Loco

    Wayne already worked with Ghost and Rae on the “Run” remix and actually was on par with them. Look it up

  • mzre

    TECHN9NE ND WAYNE!!

  • Jackson29

    huummm..Tech would do good with Lil Wayne imo..

  • will

    first of all I highly doubt wiz khailfa would ever get on a record wit wayne for the simple fact wayne is a sucker and jay elcetronica and mos def aint gon be gettin on any records wit wayne no time soon either wayne is small potatos comparded to mos wiz and jay o yea JETS FOOL

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    KCMO!!! ROLLLLLLLLLL

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  • T1MZ1

    ^Was suppossed to spell out tech n9ne!..lol oh well.

  • killa cal

    id like to c wayne collab with Tech N9ne so that the whole world knows who the greatest rapper alive realy is…. no body got shit on my nigga Tech N9ne

  • Gemz

    “Doctor’s Patience”, hillarious! Laughing out loud!

  • Southcidal

    Don’t think Slaughterhouse would shine on Weezy just because they’re on that backpack shiit. Shawty spit nasty. He’s decided to go after that dough, but he’s still able to come on some lyrical shiit. I’d love to seem him on a track w/ them just to show how ill he is.

  • Fosho

    Tech and Wayne. Maybe then tech will get the recognition he deserves

  • ReLyrical

    First off, Tech is the BEST. Second, FUCK YOU, he aint trynna go mainstream. Third, I think Tech and Wayne would be a interesting collabo.

  • Pocket Change

    SMFH BITCH ASS NIGGAS, COLLABORATE WITH POC. REAL FUCKING TALK REAL FUCKING POC

    POC – GONNA KILL THIS LEMON CUPCAKE ASS NIGGA

  • Iruam52

    Dude Whack N9ne SUX!!! Lil Gay SUX!!! Bone is the only Tru all around great artist/persons. Bone has been known for making awesome lyrics to a not so awesome beat, their lyrics are the beat. Yates took Bone’s flow, and rhymed about the ignorant everyday B.S. that he calls a life, does anybody else get tired of his Cryin’? Lil Gay is just too funny. The Best Rapper alive? How can you even claim that? That means he had to travel EVERYWHERE in the United States ALONE, travel the world, listen to ANYONE who thinks they can rap then make his judgement. Dude Bone is the only artist that can actually hold a similar title. They started it, and they are the best! If the flow ain’t on fire, then you damn well know the message is! NATIVE PRIDE!!!

  • knowledge

    Wayne is talented and that never dies. He’s just too drugged out usually to make great shit like back in the carter 2 days. However since hes had a nice little detox period the first couple tracks he majes when he gets out will prob be amazing. He has already done a track with wale. All of these track would be hot though. If wayne was smart hed have someone taking notes and this would be the formula for the cater 4.

  • Anonymous

    3,5,6,10

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