XXL Presents The “Welcome Home Gucci Mane” Gift Basket

XXL would like to welcome home Gucci Mane. It’s been a minute since he touched down, so we felt it was essential he had a couple of staple items to help him get back on his grind. Let’s break down some of the key products…

1. Liquor – (1) Bottle of Jim Bean, (1) Bottle of Bacardi Gold, (3) Bottles of Patrón Tequila – It’s been a long six months. It’s time for Gucci to pop some bottles and celebrate. Good thing we know his drinks of choice.

2. (1) Package of Trojan Magnum Condoms – What goes great with a glass of Patrón you might ask? Let’s just say it starts with a “P” and rhymes with “Ussy.” Did we say it’s been a long six months? Time to cut a rug, Gooch.

3. (1) Pack of Newport Cigarettes – After he finishes his box of Magnums, he can light one of these bogeys and enjoy the afterglow party.

4. (4) Assortment of cigars and blunt wraps – Now that all that stuff is out of the way, it’s time for Gooch to get his mind right. These should help do the trick.

5. Snacks – (2) Boxes of Lemonheads, (1) Bottle of Lemonade , (6) Lemons – We all know how much he loves these bitter munchies.

6. (1) Carvel Ice Cream Cake – Who doesn’t enjoy a cold treat. Burr!!!

7. (2) Gold Chains with Pendants – Bart Simpson is ready to return to his master, as well as the Brick Squad eagle we all know and love.

8. (1) Copy of XXL’s March Issue – We told you we’d hold you down, Gooch.

Enjoy!!! —XXL Staff

  • Federal Ranga

    Pierzy!!! (Wow)

    Ya’ll niggaz is stoooooooooooooooopid.

    Commission!!!

    • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

      What’s good, Fed??

      I have no words for this. None.

      • Federal Ranga

        Man, I’m good. Hot as fuck in Miami, though… everything straight. Man, we clowned the fuck outta this at Ron Mexico City Radio today…

        Commission!!!

  • SPLIFFINGTON

    SMH. U FUCKIN LAMES.

  • King Don GUnit

    XXL, you gay as fcuk for this right here

  • Jhon da Analyst

    What does a nigga get for graduating college??

    • bk

      Haha, yeah I just lost a tooth.. XXL better leave me something under my pillow.

      BURRR! GUCCI! IS BACK!

    • Stuckfresh

      A good job! wtf being a super star is bigger then being a college grad!

  • The187Worm

    XXLMAG all you mothufuckas are a fucking joke to this rap shit! this cat deserves nothing but to be sent back to jail…muthufucka cant rap! bet on that shit! you made a gift basket for this nigga???? corny faggot ass muthufuckas!…..FUCK WAYNE , DRAKE, NICKIMINAJ, OJ DA JUICE MAN, GUCCI, WACKA FLOCKA, ALL THESE NIGGAS RUINING HIPHOP TODAY!!!! ALL YOU MUTHUFUCKAS BURN!!!! YES IM A HATER AND WHOEVER LIKE THIS CATS ARE FUCKING LAMES THEMSELVES!!! LET ME GET AN AMEN FROM REAL MUTHUFUCKAS!!!

    • STOP ROCKIN SILVER & CZs

      *****CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN*****

    • http://www.myspace.com/slotchmusic ms_spittuh

      @ The187Worm – co-sign but gimmie the gift basket without the XXL Gucci mags…gimmie the one with the Def Jam 25th Anniversary lyricists on the cover :)

    • diamondz

      i agree fuck wocka flocka flame what the fuck kind of name is that stupid fucking idiot nicki minage is a dumb bitch and ugly to boot i mean coming down like asbestos what the fuck kind of weak ass rap is that fuck lil mama too dumb bitch and fuck drake cocky little faggot my girl says you a pussy also rosco dash is a puss and so is all you other werak ass muthafucking rappers riding the head bosses coat tails fuck you all

  • eesco

    (Riley Voice) Y’all niggas gay

  • HU

    This is embarrassing. I thought XXL was supposed to be a legitimate publication. Jhon is right, what will XXL give to a black kid for graduating from college (Non-HBCU)? I’m about done coming to this site, and if you still publish an actual magazine I don’t even know it.

  • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

    *blank stare*

  • dat k00n nigga

    any nigga from da po-jects dat done come home what dat gift pack nigga

  • Kingroy

    Lol what Wayne gettin. We won’t tell him lmao.

  • escobar9300

    Fail to the 10th power. This is one of the dumbest posts I have ever seen on this site.

  • Jack Tripper

    XXL or better yet the people or person up at Haqrris Pub. who thaought that a “Welcome Home Gucci Mane” gift bag containing #4 needs to be slapped. He went back to jail because he smoked and that was a violation. I guess the people up at that building want Gucci to go back so they can sale more mags off of their Gucci Mane jail house interviews.

  • PISSED OFF

    i honestly don’t know what to say….

    a) why the fuck would we care
    b) why the fuck does XXL care so much about the shittiest of all mainstream rappers
    c) Gucci Mane has no talent, charisma, verbal skill, or audible delivery.

    actually i do know what to say……….FUCK OFF

    • DJ Postman

      Co-sign 100 percent.

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Powerslave

    When Wayne gets out the entire XXL staff will just get on their knees and stick their tongues out

  • Caino

    Jesus! just when u thought it couldnt get any worse!

  • zherow

    Damn, XXL just created its own Negro Please moment. Somewhere, the ghost of John Kasper is smiling at the XXL staff

  • js

    well now i know i wont be returning to this site for a while

  • http://xxl.com scorpiogoddess

    FUCK any muthatfuckin hater STOP dick riding sooooo hard Gucci mane doin his thang and makin more then any of u broke ass hater BURRRRRRR ya BITCHies!!!!!!