XXL Presents The “Welcome Home Gucci Mane” Gift Basket
XXL would like to welcome home Gucci Mane. It’s been a minute since he touched down, so we felt it was essential he had a couple of staple items to help him get back on his grind. Let’s break down some of the key products…
1. Liquor – (1) Bottle of Jim Bean, (1) Bottle of Bacardi Gold, (3) Bottles of Patrón Tequila – It’s been a long six months. It’s time for Gucci to pop some bottles and celebrate. Good thing we know his drinks of choice.
2. (1) Package of Trojan Magnum Condoms – What goes great with a glass of Patrón you might ask? Let’s just say it starts with a “P” and rhymes with “Ussy.” Did we say it’s been a long six months? Time to cut a rug, Gooch.
3. (1) Pack of Newport Cigarettes – After he finishes his box of Magnums, he can light one of these bogeys and enjoy the afterglow party.
4. (4) Assortment of cigars and blunt wraps – Now that all that stuff is out of the way, it’s time for Gooch to get his mind right. These should help do the trick.
5. Snacks – (2) Boxes of Lemonheads, (1) Bottle of Lemonade , (6) Lemons – We all know how much he loves these bitter munchies.
6. (1) Carvel Ice Cream Cake – Who doesn’t enjoy a cold treat. Burr!!!
7. (2) Gold Chains with Pendants – Bart Simpson is ready to return to his master, as well as the Brick Squad eagle we all know and love.
8. (1) Copy of XXL’s March Issue – We told you we’d hold you down, Gooch.
Enjoy!!! —XXL Staff