In 1994, The Notorious B.I.G. put the thoughts of millions of men to record when he named all of the R&B singers he was crushing on in "Just Playing (Dreams)." With a sharp tongue and clever wordplay, a young Biggie delivered his explicit references to everyone from Whitney Houston to Mary J. Blige with a charm no other MC could pull off. XXL staff would love to see a modern rhymer take a shot at making an updated version, but since Rhianna seems to be the only R&B Eye Candy worth name-dropping in lyrics these days, re-listening to B.I.G.'s classic and clicking through the slideshow of throwback R&B chicks will have to do. Sit back, relax, steam a blunt and remember, he's just playing. — XXL Staff (@xxl)

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Regina Belle

"Ooh, Regina Belle, she'd probably do me swell..."

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"Jasmine Guy is fly..."

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"Mariah Carey's kinda scary..."

Mary J Blige 2011 Billboard.com shoot

"Wait a minute, what about my honey Mary?/Them jeans, they fittin' like a glove, I had a crush on you since "Real Love..."

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"Even groups like SWV..."

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"And TLC, can't see B.I.G. with telepathy..."

Chante Moore

"I'll put Chante Moore pussy in stitches..."

Xscape

"I'd fuck Ru Paul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitches..."

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"You can 76 the 69, try 68/Make Raven Simone called date rape..."

Jade

"Only cuz Im paid/Im fuckin all of Jade..."

zhane

"And my DJ Zhane, she likes it when they say/Everybody, move your body..."

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"Everybody, move your body/Got Whitney Houson boostin' from Bobby..."

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"Backshots to Chaka, I know that pussy hairy..."

Paul Natkin Archive

"Sade, ooooh I know that pussy tight..."

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"Smacked Tina Turner, give her flashbacks of Ike..."

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"I'm doin all of dem, jimmy hats for Patra..."

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"(What about Toni Braxton?)/if that bitch give me action, Guaranteed Satisfaction."