In 1994, The Notorious B.I.G. put the thoughts of millions of men to record when he named all of the R&B singers he was crushing on in "Just Playing (Dreams)." With a sharp tongue and clever wordplay, a young Biggie delivered his explicit references to everyone from Whitney Houston to Mary J. Blige with a charm no other MC could pull off. XXL staff would love to see a modern rhymer take a shot at making an updated version, but since Rhianna seems to be the only R&B Eye Candy worth name-dropping in lyrics these days, re-listening to B.I.G.'s classic and clicking through the slideshow of throwback R&B chicks will have to do. Sit back, relax, steam a blunt and remember, he's just playing. — XXL Staff (@xxl)


Regina Belle

"Ooh, Regina Belle, she'd probably do me swell..."


"Jasmine Guy is fly..."


"Mariah Carey's kinda scary..."

Mary J Blige 2011 shoot

"Wait a minute, what about my honey Mary?/Them jeans, they fittin' like a glove, I had a crush on you since "Real Love..."


"Even groups like SWV..."


"And TLC, can't see B.I.G. with telepathy..."

Chante Moore

"I'll put Chante Moore pussy in stitches..."


"I'd fuck Ru Paul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitches..."


"You can 76 the 69, try 68/Make Raven Simone called date rape..."


"Only cuz Im paid/Im fuckin all of Jade..."


"And my DJ Zhane, she likes it when they say/Everybody, move your body..."


"Everybody, move your body/Got Whitney Houson boostin' from Bobby..."


"Backshots to Chaka, I know that pussy hairy..."

Paul Natkin Archive

"Sade, ooooh I know that pussy tight..."


"Smacked Tina Turner, give her flashbacks of Ike..."


"I'm doin all of dem, jimmy hats for Patra..."


"(What about Toni Braxton?)/if that bitch give me action, Guaranteed Satisfaction."