EYE CANDY: Laura, Make Me Over

Photography Jared Ryder

Photography Jared Ryder

Despite the global success of slept-on pillows like Jonah Hill, Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco, nerds are still in need of national security. With that in mind, we’ve decided to empower Laura Dore—the next in-vogue vixen—as the official guardian of all geeks and late bloomers. Born in Austin, Texas, the 34C-23-40 powerhouse has been visible in the visuals for Slim Thug’s “Theme Song (Hoggs on the Grind),” Yeezy’s “Amazing” and Jamie Foxx’s “Digital Girl.” Away from the camera, the 25-year-old is a layered book incapable of being judged by her stunning design. Her nude complexion and NASCAR curves may contradict themselves as much as her outer pinup girl and inner horror-movie geek, but it all makes Laura such a fascinating read.

You’ve said you’re “made up of damn near every major ethnicity.” Care to elaborate?

Both of my parents are mixed, so I’m a mixture of Black, Latina and White. I’m actually adopted and never met my biological parents. I always got picked on ’cause I looked different from the other kids.

What on earth would they pick on you for?

Everything! I was curvier and thicker than everybody else, with this crazy hair. My adopted parents were White, and they didn’t know what to do with [my] hair, so they would just keep cutting it off. [I] had an Afro ’til, like, middle school. I was really an ugly kid.

Your Web site is conceptualized around horror. Is there an evil side to Laura?

[Laughs] I am a horror-movie fanatic. I love blood and guts! My site will have areas based around fetishes… I actually just started burlesque dancing… So my site will have traditional pictures, a fetish section, burlesque pinup, and then [my alter ego] Sweetie Cyanide, which will be kind of pinup but a little crazier—like, [me posing] in a blood-filled bathtub.

How much of this is reflected in your personal life? Like, are you into domination?

Ummm, I’m definitely not the dominant one. If somebody was gonna get tied up, it would be me. —Bonsu Thompson

  • Gorrilah

    What the fuck is this.Stupid XXl has ran out ideas as ussual.Your stuff is wack.Fuck

    • kamilaroy boy

      bra u just hatin xxl is da shit

  • Gorrilah

    What the fuck is this.XXl has ran out of ideas as usual.Get the fuck out here.Fuck

  • latino heat

    you tell us she has a 40 inch ass then don’t give us one ass shot? BOOOO!!!

  • mistashonuffwillslapahater

    damn,yall couldn’t do better than this???? u guys suck.

  • someguy

    hes got a strong point… wheres the ass shot??? why is there water covering her ass in the only bit u might have a chance at seeing?that shit is wack

  • SoooChi

    I dont know bout ya’ll but this beeotch is super dope. Kind of a Mariah Carey look to her. She’s gonna have to do for now since Mariah burned up fuckin with that lame nick cannon. I do agree though, BOOO! on not having a backshot.

  • Rosa

    She jus look like an average white girl to me with a boob job and ass implants….. and how would she know if she is mixed with Black, Latina and White if she is adopted, sounds like sum fake shit.

  • C. Wilder

    Yawn! Why is everyone swaggar jacking Steph Jones, Kid Cudi and Vanessa Veasley with the space themes? Everyone wants to be a blerd now…

  • http://myspace justin

    candy i want her

  • Xelein

    Calm down, gentlemen – just an interview with an artist. Look elsewhere for pictures.

  • ev

    she’s fucked, no backshot,,,hahahaha the recession has finally caught up wt ur candys

  • http://www.myspace.com/lamont2006 ACE

    NEXT!!!!

  • 88Magical Fingers

    I LOVE YOU XXL FOR BRINGING IN A TWIST ON EFFECTS. I LOVE HOW SHE`S DRIPPING WET OUT IN THE GALAXY! YES! YES! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! LOLOUDER…THE WETTER!THE BETTER!