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It’s Cheaper To Keep Her

“I mean they don’t grade fathers, but if your daughter’s a stripper you fucked up.” - Chris Rock I just found out I’m going to be an uncle for the first time in a few months. While I’m ecstatic for that opportunity, it’s also a sign I’ve long realized: I’m no longer a kid anymore, despite what the youthful appearance may suggest. In a way that’s a good thing; I’m at an age where I’m old enough to be allowed entrance into various 21-and-over venues across the city, but young enough to date someone five years my junior and it not ...

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In Salute of El-P…

Even though yesterday’s post about Goretex’s 2004 album The Art of Dying didn’t exactly ignite an inferno of comments, I feel good about it. Why’s ...

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