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Over the past year-and-a-half, the artist formerly known as Tity Boi has quickly become one of the hottest artists in the game. The coveted 2 Chainz feature has almost become a rite of passage for artists putting together their album. The Atlanta rapper has appeared on some of the past year's biggest releases, including Young Jeezy’s TM:103, Nicki Minaj’s Roman Reloaded, and his show stealing spot on G.O.O.D Music’s first single “Mercy.” Now 2 Chainz not be the most lyrically diverse rapper, but when it comes to over the top boasts of absurdity, few can match his ridiculousness. His debut album Based On A T.R.U. Story hits stores tomorrow but to hold you over until then, here's 2 Chainz' 25 Most Ridiculous Lines... — XXL Staff

XXL Presents... 25 Ridiculous 2 Chainz Lines

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Over the past year-and-a-half, the artist formerly known as Tity Boi has quickly become one of the hottest artists in the game. The coveted 2 Chainz feature has almost become a rite of passage for artists putting together their album. The Atlanta rapper has appeared on some of the past year's biggest releases, including Young Jeezy’s TM:103, Nicki Minaj’s Roman Reloaded, and his show stealing spot on G.O.O.D Music’s first single “Mercy.” Now 2 Chainz not be the most lyrically diverse rapper, but when it comes to over the top boasts of absurdity, few can match his ridiculousness. His debut album Based On A T.R.U. Story hits stores tomorrow but to hold you over until then, here's 2 Chainz' 25 Most Ridiculous Lines... — XXL Staff

Juicy J featuring 2 Chainz “Oh Well (Remix)” Blue Dream & Lean (2012)

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“When your girl leave me I bet her knees ashy, I bet her throat scratchy, I bet she call a taxi.”

2 Chainz featuring Trey Songz “I Got It,” T.R.U. REALigion (2011)

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“The only nigga in first class, still got last night on my mustache.”

2 Chainz “Spend It,” T.R.U. REALigion (2011)

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“I take ya wife, give her back, nine months after that, SIMILAC”

Pill featuring 2 Chainz, Gunplay, Meek Mill & Rick Ross “Pacman (Remix)” The Diagnosis (2011)

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“Hotel suite bigger than your dad’s crib / My pistol’s pregnant, I think it’s bout to have kids.”

Juicy J featuring 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne “Bands A Make Her Dance (Remix)," (2012)

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“If yo girl don’t swallow kids, man that ho basic / Got two bitches wit me: take a shot of one ho, using her friend for a chaser.”

Big Sean featuring 2 Chainz “I Keep It G,” (2011)

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“Put it in your uterus, U-Haul, I move the shit / Baby I’m a shark and these rappers taste like tuna fish.”

Kirko Bangz featuring 2 Chainz & Juelz Santana “Drank In My Cup (Remix)” (2012)

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“Take your mind, elevate / Victor Cruz in that pussy, when I touch down I celebrate.”

David Banner featuring 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne “Yao Ming,” (2012)

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“Takin’ plenty pictures, yeah you know I’m camera ready / I’m about to wax that ass I got my candle ready.”

2 Chainz featuring Jadakiss “One Day At A Time,” T.R.U. REALigion (2011)

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“I wish this Aquafina bottle had wine in it / I wish that pussy had a sign in it / That said “Warning: If you hit it than you mine, nigga.”

2 Chainz featuring Kreayshawn “Murder,” T.R.U. REALigion (2011)

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“Murder, Murder, take her ass like burglar, then I put her on that loud and feed her turkey burgers.”

2 Chainz “Turn Up,” T.R.U. REALigion (2011)

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"She da shit, I’m manure, I’m a good pussy connoisseur / keep it on the low, so sometimes I get pussy on the floor.”

Juicy J featuring 2 Chainz “A Zip and a Double Cup (Remix)” Blue Dream & Lean

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"Smokin on a bunch of blunts, sippin on Ms. Buttersworth / House with a bunch of sluts, I’m bout to bust a bunch of nuts.”

8 Ball featuring 2 Chainz “Don’t Bring Me Down,” Life’s Quest (2012)

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“Life a bitch, I got my my hand on her butt, foot on the clutch, arm out the window, smoking a blunt”

2 Chainz featuring Trey Songz “I Got It,” T.R.U. REALigion (2011)

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“I got them chickens nigga, cock a doodle doo, I got the flu, I need lobster noodle soup.”

2 Chainz “Cowboy,” Codeine Cowboy (2011)

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“I’m over bitches house like I’m only gonna visit, when they try to make me stay I tell em ‘That’s some strong liquor.”

Young Jeezy featuring 2 Chainz “Supafreak,” TM:103 (2011)

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“Laying in the bed and I still got my semi tuck / Going online like “When they gonna make that Bentley Truck?”

DJ Drama featuring Trey Songz, 2 Chainz & Big Sean “Oh My (Remix)” Third Power (2011)

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“This girl I’m with? She mine. That girl you with? She mine / I put her ass on top...then I press recline.”

T.I featuring 2 Chainz “Loud Mouth,” Fuck Tha City Up (2012)

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“On 285, doing 85 / Couple hoes in my stable, time to stabilize"

Gucci Mane featuring 2 Chainz “Okay With Me,” Trap Back (2012)

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"Take her home, complete her / Then I skeet her and delete her."

8 Ball featuring 2 Chainz & Young Joc "Em Down," Premro (2012)

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“I had sex with my girl to a rap song / so now even my baby comin’ out hard.”

Drumma Boy featuring 2 Chainz, Gucci Mane, & DJ Carnage "I'm On Worldstar," (2011)

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"I get so high I like to keep her under / Fucked her all night so in the morning fed her supper."

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2 Chainz "Like Me," (2012)

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"My girl got a big purse with a purse in it / And her pussy so clean I can go to church in it!"

2 Chainz "Flossin," (2012)

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"I’m shittin’ everywhere like a dog with diarrhea, I scroll through my phone call my girl from Tanzania"

2 Chainz "Dirty Dark," (2012)

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"Uh All I do is me... Masturbation / I can make your girl walk... Graduation"