XXL Presents… 25 Ridiculous 2 Chainz Lines

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    Over the past year-and-a-half, the artist formerly known as Tity Boi has quickly become one of the hottest artists in the game. The coveted 2 Chainz feature has almost become a rite of passage for artists putting together their album. The Atlanta rapper has appeared on some of the past year's biggest releases, including Young Jeezy’s <i>TM:103</i>, Nicki Minaj’s <em>Roman Reloaded</em>, and his show stealing spot on G.O.O.D Music’s first single “Mercy.” Now 2 Chainz not be the most lyrically diverse rapper, but when it comes to over the top boasts of absurdity, few can match his ridiculousness. His debut album <i>Based On A T.R.U. Story</i> hits stores tomorrow but to hold you over until then, here's 2 Chainz' 25 Most Ridiculous Lines... &#8212 <i>XXL Staff</i>
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    <em>XXL</em> Presents... 25 Ridiculous 2 Chainz Lines
    Over the past year-and-a-half, the artist formerly known as Tity Boi has quickly become one of the hottest artists in the game. The coveted 2 Chainz feature has almost become a rite of passage for artists putting together their album. The Atlanta rapper has appeared on some of the past year's biggest releases, including Young Jeezy’s <i>TM:103</i>, Nicki Minaj’s <em>Roman Reloaded</em>, and his show stealing spot on G.O.O.D Music’s first single “Mercy.” Now 2 Chainz not be the most lyrically diverse rapper, but when it comes to over the top boasts of absurdity, few can match his ridiculousness. His debut album <i>Based On A T.R.U. Story</i> hits stores tomorrow but to hold you over until then, here's 2 Chainz' 25 Most Ridiculous Lines... &#8212 <i>XXL Staff</i>
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    Juicy J featuring 2 Chainz “Oh Well (Remix)” <i>Blue Dream & Lean</i> (2012)
    “When your girl leave me I bet her knees ashy, I bet her throat scratchy, I bet she call a taxi.”
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    2 Chainz featuring Trey Songz “I Got It,” <i>T.R.U. REALigion</i> (2011)
    “The only nigga in first class, still got last night on my mustache.”
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    2 Chainz “Spend It,” <i>T.R.U. REALigion </i> (2011)
    “I take ya wife, give her back, nine months after that, SIMILAC”
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    Pill featuring 2 Chainz, Gunplay, Meek Mill & Rick Ross “Pacman (Remix)” <i>The Diagnosis</i> (2011)
    “Hotel suite bigger than your dad’s crib / My pistol’s pregnant, I think it’s bout to have kids.”
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    Juicy J featuring 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne “Bands A Make Her Dance (Remix)," (2012)
    “If yo girl don’t swallow kids, man that ho basic / Got two bitches wit me: take a shot of one ho, using her friend for a chaser.”
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    Big Sean featuring 2 Chainz “I Keep It G,” (2011)
    “Put it in your uterus, U-Haul, I move the shit / Baby I’m a shark and these rappers taste like tuna fish.”
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    Kirko Bangz featuring 2 Chainz & Juelz Santana “Drank In My Cup (Remix)” (2012)
    “Take your mind, elevate / Victor Cruz in that pussy, when I touch down I celebrate.”
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    David Banner featuring 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne “Yao Ming,” (2012)
    “Takin’ plenty pictures, yeah you know I’m camera ready / I’m about to wax that ass I got my candle ready.”
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    2 Chainz featuring Jadakiss “One Day At A Time,” T.R.U. REALigion (2011)
    “I wish this Aquafina bottle had wine in it / I wish that pussy had a sign in it / That said “Warning: If you hit it than you mine, nigga.”
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    2 Chainz featuring Kreayshawn “Murder,” <i>T.R.U. REALigion</i> (2011)
    “Murder, Murder, take her ass like burglar, then I put her on that loud and feed her turkey burgers.”
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    2 Chainz “Turn Up,” <i>T.R.U. REALigion</i> (2011)
    "She da shit, I’m manure, I’m a good pussy connoisseur / keep it on the low, so sometimes I get pussy on the floor.”
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    Juicy J featuring 2 Chainz “A Zip and a Double Cup (Remix)” <i>Blue Dream & Lean</i>
    "Smokin on a bunch of blunts, sippin on Ms. Buttersworth / House with a bunch of sluts, I’m bout to bust a bunch of nuts.”
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    8 Ball featuring 2 Chainz “Don’t Bring Me Down,” <i>Life’s Quest</i> (2012)
    “Life a bitch, I got my my hand on her butt, foot on the clutch, arm out the window, smoking a blunt”
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    2 Chainz featuring Trey Songz “I Got It,” <i>T.R.U. REALigion</i> (2011)
    “I got them chickens nigga, cock a doodle doo, I got the flu, I need lobster noodle soup.”
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    2 Chainz “Cowboy,” <i>Codeine Cowboy</i> (2011)
    “I’m over bitches house like I’m only gonna visit, when they try to make me stay I tell em ‘That’s some strong liquor.”
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    Young Jeezy featuring 2 Chainz “Supafreak,” <i>TM:103</i> (2011)
    “Laying in the bed and I still got my semi tuck / Going online like “When they gonna make that Bentley Truck?”
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    DJ Drama featuring Trey Songz, 2 Chainz & Big Sean “Oh My (Remix)” <i>Third Power</i> (2011)
    “This girl I’m with? She mine. That girl you with? She mine / I put her ass on top...then I press recline.”
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    T.I featuring 2 Chainz “Loud Mouth,” <i>Fuck Tha City Up</i> (2012)
    “On 285, doing 85 / Couple hoes in my stable, time to stabilize"
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    Gucci Mane featuring 2 Chainz “Okay With Me,” <i>Trap Back</i> (2012)
    "Take her home, complete her / Then I skeet her and delete her."
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    8 Ball featuring 2 Chainz & Young Joc "Em Down," <i>Premro</i> (2012)
    “I had sex with my girl to a rap song / so now even my baby comin’ out hard.”
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    Drumma Boy featuring 2 Chainz, Gucci Mane, & DJ Carnage "I'm On Worldstar," (2011)
    "I get so high I like to keep her under / Fucked her all night so in the morning fed her supper."
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    2 Chainz "Like Me," (2012)
    "My girl got a big purse with a purse in it / And her pussy so clean I can go to church in it!"
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    2 Chainz "Flossin," (2012)
    "I’m shittin’ everywhere like a dog with diarrhea, I scroll through my phone call my girl from Tanzania"
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    2 Chainz "Dirty Dark," (2012)
    "Uh All I do is me... Masturbation / I can make your girl walk... Graduation"
  • Alexander Place

    This guy is terrible. Terrible. Stop promoting his dumb music, dumb style, and dumb message. He is destroying the youth. Do a story on Dead Prez or something.

  • truth

    fuck you alex you utter clown cunt fuck

    • Harrypimple

      Take it easy badass

  • http://www.facebook.com/majesticmayflower Allie Sailboat McKay

    “I wish this Aquafina bottle had wine in it / I wish that pussy had a sign in it / That said “Warning: If you hit it than you mine, nigga.” …at least he tried to find something else besides “nigga” that rhymes with “nigga”. *sigh* -___-

  • http://www.facebook.com/thandoomar.westknight Thanduxolo Little Sean Motsepe

    TWO CHAINS IS THE BEST AND THE MOST STYLISH.YA’LL PEOPLE ARE DOING NOTHING BUT HATING.