Eminem Name Drops The Jonas Brothers & The Octomom On New Alchemist Track

As previously reported The Alchemist was able to snag Eminem for his sophomore LP, Chemical Warfare and XXLMag.com had the chance to preview the track yesterday (May 21).

Alc, who also serves as Em’s tour DJ, gave Shady one of his signature, bass heavy, dark, gritty beats for the title track on his album. On the song, which clocks in at a little under two minutes, Eminem name checks a laundry list of pop culture figures like Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg, the Octomom and the Jonas Brothers. ”Chemical Warfare” finds the rapper straight rapping, no hooks, delivering some of his most shocking lines.

Along with “playing dick swords with the Jonas Brothers,” Em also says he’ll, “Eat the fuckin Octomom’s pussy lips with some ocra/while I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissoring Oprah.”

Eminem is not the only guest on the compilation disc, Alc recruited Maxwell, Twista, Snoop Dogg, Jadakiss, Fabolous, Pusha T, Prodigy, Juvenile, the Lady of Rage and Three 6 Mafia, among others.

Chemical Warfare hits stores on July 7. – Elan Mancini

  • Pierzy

    Octomom…hahaha

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com TonyGrand$

      Whether you like Fat Joe or not, one has to respect his position in Hip Hop, even if you don’t like his music.

      He’s one of founding members of D.I.T.C. If you don’t know about them google; they paved the way for your favorite artist in some form or fashion.

      He singlehandedly presented us with Big Pun. No one else can say that, & if Punisher co-signed him, that’s says something.

      I buy music based on what I like, not the current “hate-o-meter”. I don’t know any of these cats personally, so their issues/problems/lifestyles don’t concern me.

      It would be a trip if this album did drop & make some noise. Folks talked all that shit on Ross, but look what he did (you get my point).

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO CHRISTOPHER “NOTORIOUS B.I.G.” WALLACE….

    WONDER WHY XXL AINT DO A POST ABOUT B.I.G.

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “JUICY” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP))

  • SMC

    haha. ems lyrics crack me up. “in bed with 2 brain dead lesbian vegetables, i bet i can make them heterosexuals…” its wot we’ve been missin.

  • Jamal7Mile

    I’ll pick this album up. Hard to ignore a few of the cats on the line-up.

  • macdatruest

    Wow Eminem dissed pop figures?? Wow!!!! Em is really raising the bar these days. But it’s still below my general interest bwa haha. My brother bought Relapse and said he was gonna try to take it back before the end of the hour. He say the beats sound played out and its just bibble dee booble dee Em again from 5 years ago. I asked that nigga what the fuck he expected? If you looking for something new, FIND SOMETHING NEW!!! lol

    • cincinnatI

      relapse is great . dont listen to people that hate.

    • iLL_G

      co-sign.

    • deebo

      so i guess an album about struggling to get over drugs and giving quality tracks that most rappers dont even do these days is bibble dee bobble, alright well maybe your brothers half retarted

  • gkid12345
  • Trenton Watts

    Who gives a fuck… This aint news.. I think xxl forgot what hiphop is!

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  • SHAQAFANTASTIC

    macdatruest you’re such a fucking hater well atleast you sound like one, i bet you’re one of those dudes that dont like dudes getting succesful but like assholes for rappers like rick rawse tha fat fuckin sauce bawse!

  • http://pimpinpens.blogspot.com enzo

    eat octomoms pussy with okra while
    whoopi Goldbergs scissoring oprah.

    damn that shit is genius

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    never really liked this guy. still dont. dont see whats the big fuckn fascination.

  • E-Hustle

    Alc is a dope ass producer, but I hate compilation albums. I’ll download the Em track on itunes when it comes out from this album only.
    Yo, Lady Of Rage on the album?! WTF! AfroPuffs making a comeback?

  • http://www.myspace.com/papagraz Papa Graz

    Here’s what I don’t get… people been saying for YEARS “when’s Slim Shady gonna be back? When’s he gonna get back on the SSLP shit?”… now that he is.. people bitching that “Em needs to grow up” or “this shit’s played out”.

    WTF you people want? You BEG for something for years, get it.. then it’s played out?

    Make up ya minds. Buy it or don’t. bump it or don’t.. Marshall got his paper, his clothing line, his label, radio station… he happy.

  • Gerv

    Eminem great rapper but garbage for only going after people that don’t even rap!Get a real battle goin stop clownin r&b people you know are no threat to you.

    • EReal

      Do yourself a favor and listen to the invasion mixtapes.

      Eminem will destroy any lyricist. He shit on hov on his own album so bad that nas wont fuck with him.

      He’s just not into the “rap beef” shit anymore he’s had boys die. And its not that he’s going after those people, its the overall message bro. Look at the big picture, he’s skewering people’s TMZ TSG celebrity obsession.

      Thats the thing, like dude said above, its just bibble dee bibble, listen to the shit, and tell me there isnt an overall message. Eminem doesnt say shit with bars, he says shit with songs.

  • E-Hustle

    Gerv, he may go at hollywood celebs alot, but be real. No one want’s it with Marshall in the hip-hop game. Everyone respects Slim Shady for his lyrical talent.
    He is just fuckin around with shit that rhymes about muvafuckaz everyone knows.
    I’m sure by Relapse2 he will address all the haters which by the way Gerv. Em dedicated the hook on “Medicine Ball” just for you. Go check it out. It has your name written all over it.

    • mike

      I agree. Haters will hate, Em will go platnium, Busta will go gold, and Red and Meth will sell more than expected….

    • Gerv

      You ain’t funny and as much as I don’t like 50 I’ll give him props on mostly goin after rappers not r&b chicks and bands.

  • nabz

    eminem can go at anybody he wants. even though hollywood is not a threat to him, neither is any rapper out there. he doesnt need to battle anybody or prove anything to anybody. hes the number one selling rapper ever hes all ready poven himself

  • $ykotic

    I think the point ya’ll are missing is that Em gave Alchemist some heat so Alchemist can ride the wave and make some good pocket change until Prodigy come home.

    Alchemist is touring with Em as his DJ.

    See the 50 Cent connection?

    Congrats Alc. Go get it.

  • http://xxlmag.com Ben

    Em would smash all your favorite mc’s, thats his style son. Alchemist goes hard on the beats no homo, looking foward to that.

  • adrian smith

    r.i.p.dolla hot rapper rest in peace eminem 3am in the morning played that song 100 times sick song sick video em make a video to crack the bottle

  • BeerGangsta

    Brainwash azz! Album is going to do good anyway. He don’t need EM azz at all.

  • Stylistic

    Pop Figures? I wish he would dead this fuckin bling-blung bullshit that’s been destroying Hip Hop these last five years. Get at them wack-ass rappers with the diamond crested teef, diamonds on their neck, snap crackle and poppin bullshit in front of their CEO’s cars. Dead that shit Em please. Muhfuckas got not one ounce of talent nor substance in their music and I have to constantly hear people beat me over the head with how hot these clowns are. They suck! That bullshit ain’t Hip Hop!

  • chillin mayne

    real talk@stylistic…shit…them last 2 sentences in ur comment is da truth..dat shit is even a turnoff wit females, dis one chick who was fine as hell, but all she eva lisin to was sum retarded ass shit, her favorite trak was kiss me throo the phone, dat bitch got booted to the side like luke walton would b if his pops aint pave the way for him…im talkin bout, dat shit jus irk me for som reason…but a female dat dig sum lyrics, sum tru artists, thats beautiful!!

  • tonym

    So stylistic/chillin mayne, where exactly has Em ever failed in the lyrics category? Yeah, he talks about pop stars a bit too much, but the guy delivers on all his other tracks. Top 5 dead or alive, and I’ve heard them all. Best believe that.

  • 92FS

    I’m not a huge fan of Em or anything, but some muhfuckaz on here are some real straight fucking idiots saying he only goes after pop artists. Dude likes to talk shit and joke around. Do you know how many “rappers” he done slayed battling already! Thing what I realized is, I met quite a few people who think Eminem is wack, but they the same people who tell me Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive *smfh*

    • Gerv

      92FS tell be about some recent rappers he slayed and not weak muthafuckas like Benzino.By the way I don’t like Lil Wayne or other dopefiends that just talk alot of shit with no substance but the ones they are using.

  • Malzi

    Xxl yall comments section fuckin’ sucks. . .

  • latino heat

    Eminem name checking celebrities is as news worthy as Game name checking other rappers. it happens ALL THE TIME, why is this here?

  • Dave

    Why should he go after other rappers, what is the point. He isn’t dissing any of these pop stars really, pretty much all of them are cool with it and no he is joking. I don’t see a point in him going after other rappers, let them come after him and he will slaughter them , like he did Benizo, Cage, Can-a-bitch, JD, Ja Rule. And you wanna now why it is news worthy cause EM is the hottest thing in rap at the moment and people want to know what he is doing. If you don’t care don’t click on the link that CLEARLY says Eminem mentions Jonas Brothers. Fuck some people are just whinny fucking bitches on here.

  • 6Cubed

    “I think the point ya’ll are missing is that Em gave Alchemist some heat so Alchemist can ride the wave and make some good pocket change until Prodigy come home”

    Do they still have the nigga please section?

    Damn what is this XXL’s version of Twitter?
    I see they’re back on Interscope’s sack again.
    Next article “Em takes a shit…it was green!”
    Followed by “Em drunks some water from a fountain” Then the last article “Em ate 3 square meals today” GTFOH!!!

  • solo

    What Em needs to be doing is going after the fat whiteboy “Haystak”. Hit him up on youtube. He goes at Marshall hard! 2 diss songs and an on stage diss of Haily. Thats reason enough. Maybe Slim doesnt want to give dude publicity or maybe he doesnt want it with Stak full stop cause he running bout with guns and shit.
    Stop with Hannah Montana, Jonas bros and all this soft shit and go after a real dude.

  • Tre83

    Haystak? Really? Haystak? And you’re really convinced of this?

    Another dumb ass posting dumb shit. He doesn’t wanna battle dude cause he runs with guns…..

    Who wants to battle someone who walks around with guns and might shoot you? If thats hard to you, go for it…..Dumbass

  • Tre83

    @Solo

    Haystak? Really? Haystak? And you’re really convinced of this?

    Another dumb ass posting dumb shit. He doesn’t wanna battle dude cause he runs with guns…..

    Who wants to battle someone who walks around with guns and might shoot you? If thats hard to you, go for it…..Dumbass

  • Ray Slay

    you better get back / get back / back back …

  • Tone

    I think the reason why people don’t like relapse is because of the shit he spitting about.But what yall don’t understand the shit he be on. because yall don’t really understand how serious this muthafucka is on the mic.if you don’t belive me on the relapse cover book it has the lyrics to every song.read them and tell me he won’t murder every rapper lyrically.

  • Em

    This is what i wanted. Dr west said their was something wrong with me because i stayed up to 3 am making my mom angry. she thinks am insane well MOM what about bagpipes in baghdad. Waited for years, hello isn’t enough tonyo music today is the same song & dance. Not knowin we made you and your just overdosing in our medicine ball. We want music back so paul tell em to stay wide awake and come back to do it for old time sake. Creativty is lost but we can’t blame these untalented kids it must be the ganja. So Mr. Mathers prove your success by hitting us with a deja vu. Do it for me, do it proof, do it just to do it and stay real and beautiful. But don’t be soft slim shady crack a bottle on these motherfuckers don’t fall off because of steve berman keep it you and underground. haha i tried did you see what i did

  • jbird

    Them lyrics ain’t shit. Fab would eat MM alive. Need more metaphors in the rap game so you lames can think wit your brain.

  • Joker

    @ jbird

    did you seriously just say Fab!? Wow, that’ the funniest thing I have heard all week!!

  • http://xxlmag.com THE NOTORIOUS C.O.R.E.Y

    If EVERY single BLACK person stopped BUYING Eminems ALBUMS, HE WOULD still SELL millions OFF THE WHITE FOLKS WHO BELIEVE HE’S THE greatest THING TO EVER TOUCH THE MIC! EMINEM has always been the MARILYN MANSON & WEIRD AL OF RAP! I still say that his rhymes are “Twisted” with “sick and perverted” wordplay! THAT DOESNT MAKE HIS MUSIC ANYMORE INTERESTING THAN ANY OTHER RAPPER! EMIMEM IS THE MOST “OVERHYPED’ AND “OVERRATED’ RAPPER IN HIP HOP! DR DRE IS HIS PUPPET MASTER!!!!

  • DazzOne

    Just finished listening to his album yesterday and as a fan of music in itself, i must say that this new compilation is below par in comparison to his previous compilations. I’ve read most of the comments here that sounded relevant and yes, even the fanboys comments and I would like to refute that this album doesn’t beat his now legendary album “Marshall Matthers LP”.
    Upon saying that, considering the young brood of rap these days on MTV, i would easily say that Eminem blows them away (see I can talk like you guys now) but listening to his songs, I would dare say that he seems to have run out of ideas for subject content after all how long can one bitch about his mom and drugs and expect everyone to listen but his rhymes are okay but fail big time in comparison to his “slim shady LP” days.
    My friend asked me which song I like the most and I told him that’s a tough one, I can’t decide, I still have failed to like any of the songs yet.
    In terms of fanbase, Eminem is doing pretty well and would have successful album sales revenue, judging from the majority of the reviewers above me, someone said Em was the best rapper there ever was. Have you actually listen to other rappers before? Its okay to listen to a non-white rapper you know…just in case. There is music beyond the shallow waters of MTV you know. There are a lot of good underground rappers that just don’t get the chance to showcase their abilities in rhyming, rappers like Brother Ali or Slug of Atmosphere or even Jedi Mind Tricks.
    But this is beside the point, this album’s subject content is run-down, old and cliché but his rhyming schemes and story-telling abilities are still there but his new flow and voice is annoying. Ever since I’ve heard “ass like that” I was really hoping it would stop there or at least won’t be as reoccurring as it is in this album.
    I’m pretty sure I’ve ruffled some feathers but I couldn’t give a rat’s ass. Just take a listen to this album and “Eminem show” and then compare it to “slim Shady LP” and “Marshall Matthers LP” and perhaps you would have reached the same conclusion as I have that this album is like listening to a new album by Michael Jackson and he goes on and on about how he isn’t the lover of Billie Jean.
    I don’t blame the guy for having nothing to really talk about, he was like a slut licking an asshole; he just didn’t have shit to say. I somewhat suspected that he purposely went to rehab just to write something.
    I’m joking you sensitive fan boy. I just think I rather listen to another rapper who can bring something better to the plate but since MTV destroyed any sense of hope for that I guess I’m going to listen to Marshall Matthers LP and pretend that this new album is just a nightmare and It won’t relapse again.

    But I’ll be nice and give it a 2.8/5
    Hope you all drop dead you sheeps.
    Lovingly yours,
    DazzOne

  • phil85uk

    bla bla bla u muppit (SpazzOne)
    go join a christian chat room
    cuz dats all u doin is CHATTIN bubbles
    em brings heat ..an sum times e misfires
    but on the whole e 1 of the top3 livin mc’s..
    so i cud giv 2.8% of a shyt wa u think u gimp
    speakin truth as per..

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  • random

    da jonas brothers are so fuckin gay, those motha fuckas should just get dropped from they record label, and let the real artists spit.

    • DF

      As if you could do any better. At least, those guys got talent. I’d like to see you carry a tune. kk point made. Also, if you really want to contradict me, make a music video and post it as a reply. Just like fagimen, take your crap, stfu and gtfo. kk

  • DF

    Eminem, you fucking suck for name dropping the Jonas Brothers. Dick Swords? Really?

    You really have no right, because your the one who showed his ass in public. All I can say, is that you suck dick. GTFO Music, Your rap is crap. Ooh that rhymes. Now take that crap away, you little cunt, before I bitchslap you in your balls. Have fun getting laid my your dad.

    • Inclement Weather

      rofl