Slim-Fast Designs Weight Loss Program For Eminem

After rumors swirled last week about Eminem ballooning to over 200 lbs. in the midst of some recent health problems, a spokesperson for the Slim-Fast company talked to UK gossip magazine OK! about ways that Marshall can become Slim Shady again. “Slim-Fast is a program that can really work for someone like Eminem; it’s a doable and flexible approach,” the spokesperson said. “Slim-Fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.” They even went so far as to design a specific plan for Em that could result in a loss of 1-2 lbs. per week:

Breakfast: Slim·Fast Optima Cappuccino Delight shake; plus a banana

Snack: Slim·Fast Optima Blueberry Muffin Bar and an apple or pear

Lunch: Combine a Slim·Fast Optima French Vanilla shake with ½ roast beef sandwich + piece of fruit

Snack: ¼ cup of hummus with 1 cup baby carrots and 2 sticks of low-fat string cheese

Dinner: Garden salad with fat-free dressing; barbequed chicken with veggies and wild rice; strawberries with 1/2 cup fat-free frozen yogurt

Snack: Mini bag of popcorn

Drinks: 8+ glasses of calorie free beverages, preferably water

  • Larry Brite

    is this a joke ? ? ?

  • major

    ha!lol

  • Trickdd

    IS THIS A JOKE IT GOTS TO BE?

  • ill G

    can someone produce a pic so we can see how big this nigga really is

    • pedosimgone

      no shit

  • Mr. Skull Game !

    This has 2 b a Joke !

  • Grand Ave

    smh. xxl you are above this. im not sayin its not a laughing matter, but this shit ain’t even funny. shit, tell a knock knock joke, it’d be funnier. i would expect this from a teenie bopper on some ignorant forum. not you guys.

  • UARK

    LOL! I remember 2 years ago Jimmy Kimmel played basketball against him for his show and Eminem look fat ass hell!!

  • Mr.Wang

    4real?

    If E go for it you know what that means for Slim Fast?

    $$$

  • Slim Fast’s Advocate

    Slim Fast>Patron

  • Drox

    ohh plz xxl y u’all actin like the source poppin wack stuff like this? isnt it bad u dont post news on the weekend that now u post bullcrap like this now? plus if the boy’s as big as u said he is maby then he planned it 2 b bigger cause let’s face it…the white boy aint got no meat 2 pop sexy pics!!!

  • KLETEWOOD

    EM SHOULD TALK TO 50 AND GET JUICED UP!

  • Trickdd

    BALLONING OVER 200 POUNDS THATS WHAT STEROIDS DO WHY IS SOMEONE HEALTHY AS EMINEM GUNNA WONT TO LOSE THAT WEIGHT 200 POUNDS AINT EVEN THAT BIG, O AND YOU TALKIN BOUT EMENIM DO YOU REALY THINK OUT OF ALL THE SHIT OUT THERE EMENIM IS GUNNA USE SLIM FAST WOW THIS IS BULLSHIT I DONT BELIEVE IT AT ALL

  • http://www.myspace.com/zach_the_white_gangsta sticcy

    the aligation that eminem is that big is actually false for tmz blew the whole thing out of proportion …..slim just had the flu…and no im not making that up i found this information from a close freind of em’s who wrote that in a blog…

  • major

    chicka chicka fat shady!! lol

  • Beej

    Whack ass white boy…
    Nigga too busy fucking 50 and his steriod campaign.

    It’s Murda bitches!

    • youngj

      haha you ignorant fuck. shady and 50 already done killed murda inc and jas bitch ass shut yo trap

  • a

    water redention and medecines

    maybe its real

    its possible

  • http://yahoo.com CaesarDuke

    Shit find a slim shake 4 every big person in dis world why is dis dude so special clue humm?

  • winkie

    “Slim-Fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.”

    there’s your answer

  • THE_TRUTH

    If its true what they say eminem has heart problems it could very well be because of steroids dude probably cant fuck with the roids anymore and getting fat as hell. Shits crazy the next wave of deaths will be heart attacks from all these rappers using roids.

    • sticcy

      i told yall this shit is fake TMZ made the story up

  • http://www.kissinterracial.com hebe

    Does it works? LOL I will ask my friends I met on kissinterracial.com to try it!!

  • nila

    love this news

  • sencond time

    where is my message?

  • Trickdd

    THATS WHAT IM SAYN FUCK THAT SHIT YOU USE STEROIDS THE WRONG WAY I NO THIS CUZ MY UNCLE USES THEM AND DOES IT THE RIGHT WAY,HE TOLD ME YOU WILL IN UP GETIN FAT AND TITTIES ON YOU AND SHIT CUZ YOU ESTRAGINE LEVEL YOU GOTTA TAKE ESTRAGINE BLOCKERS WHEN YOU COME OFF THE CYCLE ARE ELSE ITS GUNNA FUCK YOU UP AND YOUR GUNNA GET ALL THAT FLUID IN YOUR BODY AND SHIT

  • MIMI

    omg wtf is wrong with all of u!
    EMINEM IS NOT FAT!!
    his mom made that shit up so that she can get publicity of of her new book and make money off of him again!!

    eminem is gonna take this slim-fast diet shit as a joke u dumb fucks! i mean he is still SLIM SHADY!

  • Trickdd

    LIKE WE FUCKIN SEE EMINEM EVERYDAY SMART GUY IM JUST GOING BY WHAT THE SITE SAYD I NO THE NIGGA AINT GUNNA FUCK WITH SLIM FAST. WHAT DOES I MEAN HE IS STILL SLIM SHADY MEAN?I DONT GET WHAT YOU TRYIN TO SAY

  • Lucky

    come on. shady is not that fat. he works out and has a lot of green stuff.

  • Flymasta

    THIS IS FUNNY BUT IF HE IZ BULKIN UP HE JUST FOLLOWING OTHER RAPPERS I MEAN HAVE U NOTICED THAT OTHER RAPPERS ARE BULKING UP YOUNG JEEZY, YUNG JOC, CHINGY, BOW WOW (I THINK), TIMBALAND, ETC. I WONDER WHY

  • Trickdd

    LAST TIME I SEEN M WAS IN THAT G-UNIT VIDEO ARE THE AKON SMACK THAT WHEN HE HAD THE RE-UP CD I HIGHLY DOUGHT HE ONLY EATS JUNK FOOD AND PLAYS VIDEO GAMES I HAVENT SEEN HIM TO MUCH AFTER PROOFS DEATH SO HE MIGHT BE DEPRESS. I DID SEE HIM AND D12 DO A SPECIAL AFTER PROOFS DEATH ON BET AND HE WAS OUT OF IT HE SEEM REAL FUCKT UP I AINT JUST GOSSIPN THATS REAL SHIT

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  • http://www.hip-hopkings.com Stu

    Haha what a joke?
    So what?? Em put on some weight, he is always to! Can relax a little bit now can’t he??

  • Jeff

    Instead of just saying useless bullshit like most of these comments, let me explain a little fitness truth. Slim Fast is a diet, and diets dont work to make you lean in the long term. There are more diets than ever out there, and yet America is fatter than ever. Diets dont work.

    philkaplan.com…go there to see what works

  • Fat-shady

    WTF!!!!

    200lbs/ that is pro wrestler weight. that fat lazy shit. get in the gym and give us an album !

  • Kev Lomax

    I’m sorry, did someone really say;

    “It’s murda bitches.”

    LMAO! I’m fuckin cryin!

  • Autumn

    XXL? come the fuck on this is stupid tabloid shit. why the fuck would you even put this shit up? i see where you are going w/o elliot now. wont renew my subscription if this is what is gonna happen from now on

  • CHI-C

    H-G-H TIME. All the cool Musicians are doing it!

  • ortiz

    “I told Em in gym class that he was too fat to swim laps and needed slim fast!”

  • Anon

    http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3404

    go there to see what he looks like

  • k

    He should change his name to tic-tac there only half a calorie!!!

  • http://xxlmag.com wallen

    …ma granma’s ma wuldnt even eat dis shit!!!…

  • http://yahoo Kevin

    His ass don’t weigh no goddamn 200 pound!!!!

  • kali 07

    This aint nothin close to news why they dont put this into some other column, somethin lik allhiphop with the rumours section. This is far from stupid too, its too early in the year to start with the bullshit news staff of xxl. Ya’ll need to do betta for real!!!

  • http://xxlmag.com THE NOTORIOUS C.O.R.E.Y

    I SAID IT B4 AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN!

    EMINEM IS THE ELVIS PRESLEY OF HIP HOP!

    FAT OR SKINNY- HE CAN GO TO HELL AND TAKE DR.DRE WITH HIM FOR REFUSAL TO BRING OUT THE “DEETOX’ ALBUM! THEY TO BUSY SUCKIN EACH OTHERS DICK TO BRING OUT A 3RD DR DRE ALBUM!!!!!

    • Shady’s Baby

      DONT YOU EVER DIS SLIM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
      HE HAS AMOUTED TO MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL YOU USELESS PIECE OF NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND NO ONE EVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT???
      SSSSHHHHUUUUTTTT UUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dark vanilla

    Wow, slim fast iz smart. Good way for them to advertise shit. By da way Beej, their iz no more Murder in da INC(By da way, I hate Ja Rule and 50 cent, but I like their ol shit).

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  • killhill

    slim fast and hip hop?
    man, what is this industry coming to?
    “hip hop is dead…”

  • t-nutz

    WTF?? Really?

  • http://www.myspace.com/gitclik Issue

    first order of bizzness murda inc they long gone second order of bizzness what the fuck he said fuck the source and promoted XXL mag in a song and this is how you backstab him? with fuckin rumors? dude gimme a fuckin break now im a big fan of eminem but i dont listen to him that much anymore his stuff grows old after a little while of listenin to it but what the fuck you guys i really do expect this shit outta the source not yall this shits bullshit and even if he did balloon to 200 fuckin pounds who cares? let the guy live his fucking life i know thats what i would want if i where a star i wouldnt want a fuckin camera in my ass every five fuckin minutes seriously dont even post this shit if you do have a picture its fuckin retarded i come here to see what new CDs and Videos are comin out not to look at pidddley little rumors and shit comon….

  • niggafrommemphis

    I can’t believe I’m commentin on this,first off,who gives a fuck.All yall that think he ain’t fat,he could bring his “fat ass” out and prove everyone wrong.Yo em,fuck them man.Keep right on gettin fat,and forgetting your lyrics like elvis.You still gonna get paid anyway.Fifty and dre gay,and I ain’t sayin that to be funny or a smart ass nigga,I ain’t surprised about 50 but dre looks like he doin that shit too.What happened to protein shakes,weight liftin and excercising.Niggas tryin too hard to look pretty and pretty soon,you young busta ass niggas gonna do the same shit like some followers!

  • DirtDogggy

    Yo, anyone see that JZ pic in a fucking knitted scarff ? If that doesn’t prove my point of him being washed up, than I don’t know what will.

  • trizzy

    ID RATHER SEE HIM FAT THEN TO HEAR HIM RAP.EM IS GARBAGE,D12 IS SUPER GARBAGE.

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  • Trickdd

    TRIZZY SOUND LIKE A COUNTRY ARE ROCKIN ROLL LOVER WHO DONT LIKE EM? HE ONE THE SICKEST TO DO IT WHITE ARE NOT HE ONE THE BEST

  • Trajikmercx

    Hahahah!!! Balooning.

  • duuddee

    SO WHAT IF HE’S FAT?!

    EMINEM IS ALWAYS GONNA BE HOT! & BEING FAT DOESNT MEAN HE CANT RAP ANYMORE SO EVERYONE CHILL!

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  • Hood$ta

    LMFAO…THIS IS RIDICOLOUS…

  • barbarian over the wall

    The ass on hip-hop gettin’ just a bit too big?

    Pimpin’ & Slim-Fast.

    Too much!

  • mac

    That fagget should should stop smoking ganja and cigs… stupid rapper

  • JAY STONE

    Nas>jay z>lupe fiasco>eminem

  • Trickdd

    “He has been shut up in his house depressed,” a pal close to the Grammy winner tattles. “He gained a ton of weight and didn’t feel like working on anything.”

    But in the past few weeks Eminem, whose real name is Marshall Mathers 3rd, has started to feel better, and has agreed to do the movie, in which he will portray a modern-day Detroit bounty hunter.

    Insiders say Eminem slumped into a depression more than two months ago, after his best friend and former D12 bandmate, Proof, died of a gunshot wound to the head. Around the same time, Mathers divorced his wife, Kim Mathers, a second time

  • Shady’s Baby

    I don’t know. I think he should do it; it might be good for him. Oh, and NOBODY BUY HIS MOTHER’S BOOK!!!! She’s just trying to make $$ off him, and if you buy it, guess what?? She will. +Proof+

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  • GiLLy

    omg i really hope he dont team up them slim fast….
    its over if he does. i dont wanna see em end like dis

  • Rednose pit bull

    What a fucking joke!! whos gives a fuck

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  • http://www.wwjd?.com Sause215

    my question is how much is they paying em to use his name?it gotta be a reason for everything.

  • meechie

    WHAT DA FUCK??? THIS SOUND LIKE TRASH 2 ME. WHERE’S THE PIC SO WE CAN SEE DIS NIGGA. IF HE FAT THEN A MUTHA FUCKA SO WHAT….. SOME OF YA’LL MUHTA FUCKAS BLOW UP WHEN YOU STRESSED OUT 2.

  • Tom

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    Hmm, great topic! Good ol boys moving