LINK: Lil Wayne Meets High School Musical

In a hilarious new article at Orange County Weekly, writer Ben Westhoff imagines what might happen if Lil Wayne linked up with teen heartthrob Zac Efron to record some tracks for High School Musical 2: Non-Stop Dance Party, a new installment of the wildly successful pop culture phenomenon. “I’m trying to reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did,” says Wayne in the fictional article.

Check out this excerpt to found out how Wayne linked up with Efron, the show’s star:

“I’m just being me,” Wayne insists, leading a tour of his recently purchased oceanfront house, which features a faux-bronze statue of his own nude figure, and a Juicy Fruit-dispensing bathroom attendant who lives on the premises full-time. He adds that the project was set in motion after a chance meeting with High School Musical star Zac Efron.

“Zac and me was both in San Francisco a few months ago for a comic book convention or something, and we met at an afterparty at some bar,” he says, pausing to break down pieces of pungent pot to roll into a joint. “To get away from these girls that was chasing him, he ducked into the bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my brother from another mother?’”

At that very moment—as if on cue—the San Luis Obispo-born Efron himself emerges from Wayne’s den. I’ll later learn that the 20-year-old brunette heartthrob is crashing in Wayne’s guest room while the two work on their High School Musical songs together, but for now it’s like seeing a polar bear in the middle of the Brazilian rain forest.

“What’s up, my nigga?” Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year. (Obviously, Efron is going to have to work harder to squelch rumors surrounding his sexual orientation.)

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  • Zac Efron

    wtf?

    i never touched hands with this dirty muthafucka

    • Sam Buckley

      is lil wayne serious?

      i want zach efron….fuck weezy

    • http://www.xxlmag.com dylan ireland

      are you really zac efron

  • KID PANAMA

    IM DIGGIN WAYNE BUT ALL THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME MARICONE TYPE SHIT!

    • http://www.sp1200.net yoMAN

      co-sign with panama some real gay ish,,,,,

      wayne = gay
      zac efron = gayer

      • Ce

        Lil wayne is not gay. People always hatin on him. If he wants to reach some suburban white kids like Kanye did, let him do it with out speaking on him. Everybody always have to label someone gay knowing that wayne can get any bitch he wants but he wants a nigga. All im sayin is if he wants to reach some white kids, more power to him. Even if it is just a rumor.

  • tampa goon

    you realize this is jus a joke rite???

  • DEZ NUTZ

    LMAO!!!!

  • The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE

    That shit aint true whoa…with fame comes rumors and haters…

    • Dickrider Hater

      Look, this fag came out of the closet long enough to Dickrider the gayest rapper in the game besides deadlee. How cute!

      Dickridin fag! lol

  • Mr.Wang

    Why would you put Wayne in High School Musical even if it is a joke. This is retarted.

    • Mr.Wang is a fag

      Irony

      • Mr.Wang

        Who ever called me a fag is a bitch who I know be suckin cock, ain’t dat right Ereal?

  • B.C.

    Efron looks like Rock Lee XD

  • Mack20

    They sayin its a joke but that shit gets started somehow. Weezy is the new gay-z.

  • http://www.sp1200.net yoMAN

    no ish its a joke but a bad one!!!

    http://www.sp1200.net

  • Peru

    ya’ll act like the nigga Wayne wouldn’t do the shit!!! For a nice little figure he would def be spittin on some of this corny shit….be real, money outways all….even bitch niggas hood credibility, you niggas would trade your soul for that HSM money too….

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  • http://xxlmag.com magic jones

    wayne = gayer

    zac efron = gay

  • fastflipper

    lol probably gonna happen for real anyway

    if they give the right number$$!

  • BK Cyph

    The sad part is the “what’s up my nigga?” was way more distrubing than the “full on kiss.”

    LMAO. This is pretty funny tho’.
    But on the real why shouldnt Wayne get on some High School Musical shit- THEY MOVIN UNITS!

  • Boy Vito!

    Lil Wayne said it himself…. hes a whore who would do anything for the right amount of money :D

    GET MONEY!!!

  • weezyf

    this is fucking stupid; whoever wrote this is a HATERRRRRR

  • hell no

    wtf the fuck efron say nigga

  • Capostatus

    What do Southern Country ass buys know but high school musicals. nothing. This little weasel is overated. He’s the best u got? u serious? I can’t even compare your best artist to our best. B.I.G, Jay-z, 50. C’mon country animals, u know u r beneath us in everything u do. Come up here we will shoot y’all up on some real muthafucken gangsta shit. Ya dig.

    • Capostatus Suxs

      This guy is hatin big time, do you even know hip hop you put 50 with Big and Jay u r stupid. Besides the south runs hip hop now and has been for the past few years. By the way our best is Luda, T.I., Wayne , and the greatest group of all time OUTKAST.

  • Spraycan M

    Yo I swore that article was real, Wayne is crazy enough to really do shit like this

  • mr hood info

    yo word on the street uncle murda says he runs new york and he’s the hardest out ….. so where do hell rell come in ……….. a smell a war for the title…… uncle murda states that rell is dog food on the shelf ….hmmmmm.. will see

  • Ali

    I bet Weezy WOULD do sum shit like that haha….that shit was kinda funny but tha “whats up my nigga” was trying too hard lol

  • FLIPBEATS

    that fuck shit i dont like that corn ball who has ghost writters making bank not hating on the ghost writers but “the man” see that shit and so he think it ok to rap on corn ball shit i remeber when u were tight to be on the seen now u acting like a asshole E TV bitch u know they follow what were doing xxl fuck it im going to be real i got that white boy money now im going to pump that shit into a new web site for hiphop im not the bullshit fake watch the clock your time is up for grabs flip beats staten island , u bit the hand that feeds u , real hard time , real mason’s, bitch …. follow my lead hiphoppers and i got the dough to make that bread and that line is copy righted so dont bite.. for the hiphop children…. god

  • oral bee

    what the fuck is dis shitt? stop dissin the greatest rapper alive, bitches!

  • http://www.thefrozenfoodsection.com tuckerbooth

    Ben Westhoff is a Hack! This article is a slanderous attack on Weezey’s character. If you ask me it is time to give Mr. Westhoff the Don Imus Treatment and NEVER read another article written by him. Non-Stop Dance Party, My Ass! tdb

  • moresickaMC

    I actually thought this was real. Wayne is homo enuff to do this.

    • Hip_Hop_Head

      it is real- yo hip hop is dead people

  • The Truth

    This is supposed to be funny? Wayne’s the hottest rapper on the planet, at the peak of his career with only bigger and better things in the future, fucking Lauren London. And some poorly written and painfully corny homo-erotic spoof story like this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I’m missing something? What did Weezy do to piss YN off as of late…lol, he’s hating on the low but can’t go all the way because he knows he’s the hottest in the game and his covers sell the most copies. That’s the true comedy

  • ce

    If wayne wanted to go do da shit, get off his dick and let him do it. SHIT. I am tierd of errbody hatin on wayne, sayin he a ghost writer and shit but he still makin millions. And if he ain’t the best rapper alive, why errbody want him on they shit. Errbody want wayne sweet ass to rap on their shit cause they no he sweet so get off his dick and let him do what he wants even if this is true. Damn.

  • ce

    If wayne wanted to go do da shit, get off his dick and let him do it. SHIT. I am tired of errbody hatin on wayne, sayin he a ghost writer and shit but he still makin millions. And if he ain’t the best rapper alive, why errbody want him on they shit. Errbody want wayne sweet ass to rap on their shit cause they no he sweet so get off his dick and let him do what he wants even if this is true. Damn.

  • pres

    diz whole shit iz WACK……..real talk!
    n y WACK 4 writting dis shit!!!!!!!!!

  • http://Myspace.com/com Lilly

    this kid are you serious?he really said Nigga. & lil wayne is cool but come one pople saying his got his dick sucked on a high school musical track???.i know they are in high school or older but its a disney song morons.i respect lil wayne but now i REALLY think hes gayt. and Efron need to get his ass whooped. Crack heads stay together.Lil wayne to the rescue

  • Hip_Hop_Head
  • http://www.myspace.com/comeshopwitus dj lemonhead

    If hip hop is dead stop listening to it and stop coming to the muafuckin hip hop websites. Do something else with ya life besides bitchin and internet thuggin. God damn this bitchin and moaning is getting old. The south aint kill hip hop and neither did the record labels. Its these muafuckas out here who aint bout action and aint doin nothin. My God if hip hop sucks so bad listen the fuck to somethin else please and eat a dick sandwich.. Just like we tell muafuckas that dont want to hear the cursin to not listen and shut the fuck up. You all should do the same for real. Hip Hop is dead my ass.

  • LILWAYNE

    UUHHHHAAA I WOULD NEVER LET THAT MA FUCKIN WHITE BOI ON DA CARTER 3 YA DIGGGGGG MUCH LESS COLLABORATE WITH HIM GO FUCK NSYNC OR SUMMIN N HOP OFF WEEZY.F.BABY AKA BIRDMAN JUNIOR AKA WEEZY OH AND GO COP DA CARTER 3 YEAHHHHHHHHHH

  • http://blah blah

    This is how it really was.

    Wayne :

    “Yo Zac Efron, Is Weezy, Whut you say we ride to the Complex tonight and i can buy you dinner and give you head while you eat lobster tails mofa fuuaa”

    Zac:

    “Fuck ye”

    Weezy:

    “Yeeeyeeee baby”

    Weezy:

    “What you say”

    Zac:

    “what”

    Weezy:

    “What mofa fuuuaa”?

    Zac:

    “Gay”

    Weezy:

    “Yeeeeaaaa”

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  • http://xxlmag.com wallen

    …1nce is kinda shady but 2x?????…weezy’s gay as fuck man….

  • Mr.Wang

    The real gay person is the white dude they got standing next to him in that picture. That boy homo just look at him.

  • EReal

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…..