The Break Presents: Witness

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Name: Witness

Age: 26

Reppin’: Philly/Minneapolis

My style and/or skills have been compared to: Atmosphere, Shad, cheating on your girlfriend with her exponentially hotter mom.

I started rapping: When I was 15 years old.

My standout records and/or moments have been: I once rapped with Andy Milonakis and almost knocked the cheerleader from Heroes down a staircase in the same night. Also, my last record was pretty good.

I’m gonna change the game by: Being the first rapper to not feature a pop star he wants to have sex with on his record.

My goal in hip-hop is: To abolish auto-tune.

I’d like to work with: Pete Rock, The Pharcyde, Hi-Tek, ?uestlove, Bjork, Based God

I’m gonna be the next: Barry White

To check out more of my music you can go to: My Facebook page or my official site.

  • nick

    witness is the shitness!

  • Rob

    Hahaha, what a boss. I love this guy.

  • G3

    he wants to get rid of autotune, im onbaord!

  • Felker

    your shits badass bro keep it up