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The ’79 Baby Strikes Back

Sometime during my Cal Ripken-ish blogging streak, I attacked the fake 80's Baby for not responding to Gillie The Kid's ghostwriting rants. It seems that Wayne did the right thing by not responding because now the Philly boar's deafing buzz ...

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Three The Hard Way

It's been an exciting past two days for the 80's Baby. It looks like I'll now have TWO signings to announce now instead of one. And no, neither artist is from the South like some of you Jimmy Carter babies were speculating. They ...

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Me and my girlfriend

It's long been considered a smart career move in Hollywood to hook up with someone whose career is doing a bit better than your own: find a fruit like Tom Cruise, marry him, pretend to have his baby, and the ...

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The Restless Natives

The tragic consequences of hurricane Katrina’s rampage through New Orleans exposed the entire world to the fact that the Big Easy is actually a troubled city haunted by racism, corruption and dire poverty. A year later, we’re learning that troubled ...

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