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Busted Loop

Congrats like Vesta to Lupe for his first week but he owes me an apology for the first track he actually rhymes on. “Go Go Gadget Flow”? Huh. “I got my go go go go go go go gadget flow”? ...

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Hey Ladies

Finally got around to listening to that Lil Kim mixtape. And it’s pretty good. Word to Larry David. I especially appreciated the tributes to the femme fatales that came before her nasty ass. For all you smart dumb cats I present: ...

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Top 10 For 2007…

Fuck you! You spent the whole fucking year downloading music for free. Now go outside of the little bedroom that you have slept in since you were four years old and leave your momma’s house. Got to ...

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Stolen Moments

A Decade of Dominance? That marketing plan was me! Baby and Slim holla at me, man. Plus you dudes got no Juve or Turk in the 10 Years of Bling artwork? The foulness! You can't rewrite history, whoadies. ...

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Side Hustles

Over the holiday, I finally watched the first two Godfathers in their entirety. (I know how did I survive for so long without?) There’s so many incredible scenes and dialogue but I like the part in part 2 where ole ...

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