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Top 10 For 2007…

Fuck you! You spent the whole fucking year downloading music for free. Now go outside of the little bedroom that you have slept in since you were four years old and leave your momma’s house. Got to ...

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Stolen Moments

A Decade of Dominance? That marketing plan was me! Baby and Slim holla at me, man. Plus you dudes got no Juve or Turk in the 10 Years of Bling artwork? The foulness! You can't rewrite history, whoadies. ...

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Side Hustles

Over the holiday, I finally watched the first two Godfathers in their entirety. (I know how did I survive for so long without?) There’s so many incredible scenes and dialogue but I like the part in part 2 where ole ...

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Career Suicide

My Features Editor Dave Bry and his eagle eyes caught this one: Is track 11 on Freeway’s Free At Last really called “Nuttin’ on Me.” “Nuttin’ On Me”??? You can’t tell me nuttin’. That deserves a 1000 Pauses and I don’t ...

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If I Were President

I hear there’s a vacancy at 825 Worldwide Plaza. And even though my resume hasn’t really been updated in awhile (I’ve been here 8 years!), I got some ideas. Here’s what I’d do if forced to fill Shawn Carter’s shoes. I’d ...

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Family Business

Off top: I meant to run this yesterday for Jesus day but my Internet was down at the casa. Imagine if that would have happened during the blog-a-thon madness. I woulda got my Elvis on and busted a cap into ...

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