I know the tendency is to want to roffle at Charles Hamilton for getting cold cocked by a girl, and having it captured for posterity on the Internets, but we might be overlooking something. Did he knock that girl up and then talk her into having an abortion? If so, I’m gonna have to give credit where credit is due.
I’ve yet to have the privilege of talking a girl into doing away with my seed. (Holler, if you think you might be interested.) But I’m sure it isn’t easy, even if you work at the BGM, let alone if you have a deal with Interscope. She probably could have gotten some decent money out of having Charles Hamilton’s baby. And you have to wonder if a girl with her… um, unique set of concerns could find another brother with a check.
I doubt she was concerned with people knowing Charles Hamilton hit that. Otherwise, why would she have let loose with that Russell Simmons-style poem about how hard she loved him and how she was through with him? She just wanted people to think he was too immature for her, even though she stands all of about 5′3 and looks to be about 15. You know how women can be so adamant about their maturity.
Then Charles Hamilton let loose with his verse about how he won before he even opened his mouth, which of course is meant to suggest that he’s already had his way with her, perhaps on multiple occasions; and how, if he hit that raw, she would have had to have an abortion, which of course is meant to suggest that he did hit that raw, and he had to pull a Maino, and/or a Mike Damone, for my Gen Xers.
If you think about it, this might be the ultimate possible pwnage in a rap battle with a woman - he basically let the world know that anything she had to say about him, his maturity level, etc. was null and void, since he’s already had anything he may have wanted from her, and that, furthermore, she didn’t even have the sense to take advantage of him, when given the opportunity.
It’s amazing his mind could even go to that so quickly. Could it be that Charles Hamilton is more talented than we think, albeit perhaps only within the context of freestyle battles with girls he’s taken advantage of? He’s had months now to respond to Rhymefest, and the most he could come up with is to call the guy old. Which is the kind of shit you might expect from Soulja Boy.
The thing is, punching someone in the face has much more of an immediate visceral effect, especially amongst a group of people like the hip-hop community. Not to suggest you guys aren’t the best society has to offer. I’m just saying. What Charles Hamilton said about her is much more impressive once you’ve had the time to really think about it. It’s what we mean when we talk about taking the high road in dealing with women.
Of course, if I were Charles Hamilton, I would have taken it one step further. When she punched me in the face, I would have taken the opportunity to explain to the camera that this just goes to show how a woman will up and put her hands on a man, and that this may have been what led to Chris Brown and Rihanna. But, alas, I don’t have the pink clothes to land a woman like that in the first place.
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May 25th, 2009
at 1:28 pm
Pierzy says:
Wouldn’t the ultimate have been to kick her in the stomach after she hit him? I mean, just to drive the point home?
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May 25th, 2009
at 7:33 pm
geico lizard says:
Kick in the stomach>>>push down a flight of stairs…
Kick in the stomach is harder to prove to the police. Either one is free so its cheaper than paying a doctor with a coat hanger.
Big shoutout to all the troops around the world on this fine memorial day, thanks for your service to our country.
*counting pennies to buy powerball tickets before wednesday*
*dreams of blowing entire 222 million dollars in vegas*
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May 25th, 2009
at 8:32 pm
EReal says:
Since when does a bitch hafta prove shit to the cops? lmao.
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May 25th, 2009
at 7:48 pm
miles archer says:
“She probably could have gotten some decent money out of having Charles Hamilton’s baby. And you have to wonder if a girl with her… um, unique set of concerns could find another brother with a check”.
Considering her step-momma is Mary J. Blige I really don’t think shorty is hurting for shopping money.
miles archer
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May 25th, 2009
at 1:42 pm
Mikey F Baby says:
kick to the stomach followed by an RKO
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May 25th, 2009
at 5:15 pm
Yaw says:
LMAO @ this & Pierzy’s comment lol
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May 26th, 2009
at 12:51 pm
Max Profit says:
Aint nothin cool aboout not taking care of your seed.
Seems to me Charles Hamilton is a coward.
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May 25th, 2009
at 1:48 pm
RR says:
Mike Damone, hahaha…
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May 25th, 2009
at 1:51 pm
Kase says:
Pink Panther Bracelet > Chopper Suit
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May 25th, 2009
at 2:04 pm
$ykotic says:
“I’ma punch you in the face…” Tubesteak
Tails ass n*99a!
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May 25th, 2009
at 2:47 pm
El Tico Loco says:
So this is the new ” mad cuz I’m stylin on ya” moment.
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May 25th, 2009
at 2:49 pm
El Tico Loco says:
So this is the new ” mad cuz I’m stylin on ya” moment. He did get outta pocket tho.
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May 25th, 2009
at 3:01 pm
Casey says:
Yeah, but then he apologized. And lol @ the tags on that post.
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May 25th, 2009
at 4:03 pm
white boy says:
Just click on the domestic violence tag and you’ll see like a bunch of Bol’s blogs… Like he’s made a degree on domestic violence shit…
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May 25th, 2009
at 3:34 pm
blackastronaut.blogspot.com says:
hamilton straight shined on ole girl lol….yea yea..ole girl got her lil shine on and knocked him up side his head…hella funny by the way…but come on if ole bot would have him her bac ya would have been callin him chris brown 2 by now…so the way i see it…he was nicer than her in the battle aaaaaaaaaand he was nicer than her in real life…so with all things considerin’…imma have to give the battle to dude….but that hit was son-of-a-gun lol
blackastronaut.blogspot.com….check me out
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May 25th, 2009
at 4:05 pm
Worley says:
I was shocked that a n*gga with a pink rabbit or whatever the f*ck that was on his arm could bag a shorty like that. But then again, you know how chicks love messing with dudes they can control or punch in the face and get away with it.
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May 25th, 2009
at 4:14 pm
D-Thorn says:
ROFL!!!
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May 26th, 2009
at 2:43 pm
MP McFly says:
Lol… maybeee… it’s because they like his steeze, naum taum bout!?
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May 25th, 2009
at 4:28 pm
Dub Sac says:
So according to Bol, a person is a fool if they don’t preemptively take advantage of whomever they’re in a relationship with, and taking the high road consists of verbally antagonizing someone, and pretending you’re superior because you didn’t resort to physical violence.
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May 25th, 2009
at 7:12 pm
The W, formerly known as WarriorMentality says:
yeah, buddy, epic fail on trying to make bol seem like the morally deluded one, here.
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May 25th, 2009
at 8:16 pm
Dub Sac says:
Epic fail on not thinking Bol is morally deluded. I don’t think Bol himself would contest that point.
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May 25th, 2009
at 8:35 pm
EReal says:
Well shit son, its the fuckin American way! HOO RAH!
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May 25th, 2009
at 4:38 pm
sealsaa says:
I didn’t think any less of Charles Hamilton after I saw that girl straight molly-wop him (well, no less than before anyway). If anything, the video was indicative of black women’s deluded sense of self importance, as well as their cowardly tendancy to strike first when engaged in an arguement with a man, knowing full well that the man is more likely to get locked up if he retaliates, regardless of whether or not the woman hit him first. Id’ve pressed charges, were I him. Despite the hiphop community’s polocy on snitching, it is an entirely different matter when dealing with a woman.
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May 26th, 2009
at 8:50 am
Moving Sideways says:
Co-sign calling the cops on some broad who punches a dude in the face.
It is very easy to just haul off and slug someone who hits you first, but…
#1 you know you are going to get the jail time if she calls the cops on you regardless if she hit you first.
#2 After the cops stop laughing at you and do their job, she will get hauled off and hopefully have to ask a family member for bail money. Which is also funny.
#3 A man’s only other recourse is to sick Baby Dee on them and I personally don’t know any big-boned chicks that could snuff a chick like that.
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May 25th, 2009
at 7:18 pm
chillin mayne says:
“you know how woman can be so adamant about their maturity”
…realest shit i eva read..dat shit b annoyin wen a female always talkin bout “mature this, immature that, hes immature, they’re immature, hes jus bein immature, im too mature for that, etc. etc.”…dat shit b gettin on my DAYUM nerves…and u know da ones always talkin bout maturity all da time r da ones farthest from it….
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May 26th, 2009
at 4:21 am
latino heat says:
co-sign, i can’t stand the fuckin “your so immature” lecture. bitch take a look in the mirror.
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May 25th, 2009
at 8:06 pm
Tony Grands says:
Now, he should leak their sex tape & really make her a star.
Chuck Norris>>>Charles Hamilton
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May 25th, 2009
at 8:07 pm
Tony Grand$ says:
Now, he should leak their sex tape & really make her a star….
Chuck Norris>>>Charles Hamilton
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May 25th, 2009
at 8:40 pm
EReal says:
If it was me I woulda made a tape of me inviting her over and then watching her get jumped by the ten bitches I invited over to whoop her sorry ass.
But hey, I live in the south.
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May 25th, 2009
at 9:02 pm
Tony Grand$ says:
Dudes demographic just shifted from hipsters to male victims of domestic violence.
This is an episode of Tyra in the making.
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May 25th, 2009
at 9:03 pm
Tony Grand$ says:
Dudes demographic just shifted from hipsters to male victims of domestic violence….
This is an episode of the Tyra Banks show in the making.
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May 25th, 2009
at 9:22 pm
EReal says:
KISS MY FAT ASS! - Tyra Banks
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May 25th, 2009
at 9:23 pm
EReal says:
But hey, at least Jay-Z found a new demographic.
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May 25th, 2009
at 9:44 pm
gside says:
That’s some bullshit Bol I can’t believe you wrote no shit like that I guess on of them mail order boards you got from them African’s broke your heart you just can’t get over it. Man this nigga Bo hate’s women , how can you congratulate a nigga for being a punk not for getting punch in the face but being a,punk. In this day and age both of them were died wrong for not using protection I mean the boy got little money a little fame that’s enough for him to run out and buy the big box of rubber’s. Plus any nigga out here raw doggin deserved what he get if it’s A.I.D.S a baby child support payments or a good as right cross to the jaw for talking that bullshit fuck you talk about baby girl threw a good ass punch see how see turn the wrist .Plus you put a women threw a lot when they have an abortion ever on that I talk to that had one fell like they killed there baby . Bo you just need to just come out the closet , you never had a women to trust that’s said homie.
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May 25th, 2009
at 9:44 pm
gside says:
That’s some bullshit Bol I can’t believe you wrote no shit like that I guess on of them mail order boards you got from them African’s broke your heart you just can’t get over it. Man this nigga Bo hate’s women , how can you congratulate a nigga for being a punk not for getting punch in the face but being a,punk. In this day and age both of them were died wrong for not using protection I mean the boy got little money a little fame that’s enough for him to run out and buy the big box of rubber’s. Plus any nigga out here raw doggin deserved what he get if it’s A.I.D.S a baby child support payments or a good as right cross to the jaw for talking that bullshit fuck you talk about baby girl threw a good ass punch see how see turn the wrist .Plus you put a women threw a lot when they have an abortion ever on that I talk to that had one fell like they killed there baby . Bo you just need to just come out the closet , you never had a women to trust that’s sad homie.
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May 25th, 2009
at 11:24 pm
chillin mayne says:
would punctuation be to much to ask for?…dat was da longest run-on i done ever witnessed in my life, bar none
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May 26th, 2009
at 10:02 am
gside says:
A nigga fuck you ! This nigga Bol a bitch is that better.
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May 26th, 2009
at 2:13 am
Goldie says:
He Booooo-Yeaeddddddddd the mess outta her. she caught feelings and got a good sucker punch in her, but he didnt look affected by the hit he jus had a WTF look on his face afteward
Charles Hamilton Won!!!!!!!!!!
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May 26th, 2009
at 3:38 am
flashpoint Grafix says:
here he is at that fake drake show in hollywood. http://onetwomagazine.blogspot.com/2009/05/fake-drake-show-at-element-in-hollywood.html
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May 26th, 2009
at 4:28 am
latino heat says:
Charles Hamilton ain’t gonna respond to Rhymefest. ‘Fest beat Eminem in a battle back in the day, he would certainly eat up Charles Hamilton. i don’t care how “old” he is, ‘Fest is still nice.
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May 26th, 2009
at 11:13 am
AVENGER XL says:
Folks Charles Hamilton is weak and lame at the same time. This fool is still trying to keep rocking pink going and the sonic ish is just wack. He is lyrically all right if you like emo hop but as a whole he is just lame. The whole rhymefest thing should have showed you that.
Now him getting snuffed by this hard looking broad he was stouping is just more evidence that he is milk box material. I do not advocate violence in a relationship just stop messing with the individual. The broad should have been woman enough to say she got used by a guy who admits being a lesbian on camera(now I know this is a joke on his part but the irony is too much). Dude is frail as a school girl and looks about as vicious as a wet piece of paper rocking pink no less. Yes ma you got stouped by a guy who is more chick than you without being gay. So hitting him was unnecessary but you did because it is obvious he was a threat.
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May 29th, 2009
at 4:26 pm
valdez says:
“…looks about as vicious as a wet piece of paper…”
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LMMFBAO!!!!
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May 26th, 2009
at 2:41 pm
Azhar says:
People get sucker punch on camera is just corny…this is the 2nd time i’ve seen sthis happenteh 1st time was in philly when it happened to Joey Jihad, now this is not as serious cuz the dude that did that got murked the next day, but this chick tried to go at Charles Hamilton all hard with her Kelis (i hate u so much right now)Poem/Rap…and then it back fired, so she just hits him…yeah real mature shawty… should’ve kept ya mouth shut… i don’t blame him its a rapper natural instinct to go back at anybody who disses chick or not, the dude showed good restraint by not reacting in the same manner…I’m not a fan of his but i respect how he conducted himself
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May 26th, 2009
at 5:41 pm
BIGNAT says:
i agree with you 98 percent because i am a fan of ch. other than that everything else was on point.
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June 9th, 2009
at 3:03 pm
Lilmissdottie says:
http://www.examiner.com/x-5329-Detroit-HipHop-Music-Examiner~y2009m6d8-As-The-World-Twits-drama-ensues-over-Jay-Dillas-credit-as-executive-producer
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