Meet Ciroc Obama.
This licker drankin’, chickin eatin’, sand-dancin’ buffoon was sent to pad the double-digit Obama lead we keep hearing about in TV analyst polls. [Blogger's Note: I'll believe it when me shit turns purple and smells like Rainbow sherbet.] Granted, I haven’t seen BET News since they chose to focus on Bathing Ape and Sean John sweatsuits during the Democratic National Convention, but hey… whatever gets the “urban” audience out and voting, right?
At least Ciroc’s in touch with his target base, whose primary concern clearly will be the long ass lines threatening to keep them from catching that #10 joint on 106 & Park. Plus, you know mama’nem cookin next Tuesday night. Can’t be spending all evening waiting in no damn line.
We only got patience on a line when they givin out that delicious grillin cheese block or when T.I. come down to the Tower Records or whatnot.
The personification of Ciroc Obama looks more like a terrible spoof created by one of the many Klan-inspired EweToubers than it does a heartfelt effort to incite the new junglebunny voter. I can see the guy who put the monkey in a suit now slapping his own head in disgust that he didn’t come up with this video tidbit first.
“See now, that’s not fuck’n fair. I woulda had come up with this here dancin’ turrist [terrorist] first. Damn naggers done got all the presidential masks is all. I couldn’t get my hands on one to make a spoof because the darkies’r already knockin off convenience stores and what have you.”
Ciroc is absolutely correct in asserting that Obama supporters should not feel confident in the polls. Niggas (by which I mean some of our white friends) say they’re voting for Obama until they get behind that curtain. He speaks well enough to receive praise in public, but not enough to really hand the big chair to. Fuck that.
The vlog’s message is actually what’s up for once, but way to negate it with jackassery. You can do a little tongue-in-chicken shuck out of excitement. Hell, I chicken noodle when appropriate from time to time. But a 2-minute full-on Ickey Shuffle is surely too much. I appreciate an Electric–excuse me–Election Slide as much as the next nigga, but damn, homie. That dance shook the message off the board like a Confederate Flag-skinned Etch-A-Sketch. It would have been great if you could–
Lady in crowd: *interrupting Ron Mexico* He’s a NIGGER!!!
Well, I mean… Yes, but… Umm… As I was saying…
I don’t want to Ciroc anything that has to do with my vote, thank you. Niggas will Cranberry Ciroc the vote and end up turning that McCain lever. Besides, it’s okay to go partial minstrel. [See: Mos Def, 16 Blocks] It’s full-minstrel that causes problems come voting time. [See: Entire cast of Soul Plane]
Questions? Comments? Requests? Ready to learn the Civil Rights Shuffle? ron@ronmexicocity.com
I’m going to teach you… teach you… teach you… I’ll teach you the Eleck-shin-Sliiiiide.
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October 28th, 2008
at 1:22 pm
Simba says:
Dang I thought I was the only brother looking at Super Troopers
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:24 am
Ron Mexico says:
there was a time when we’d take a guy like you out back and beat him with a rubber hose, but now you’ve got your damn unions!
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October 28th, 2008
at 3:22 pm
nerditry says:
Someone should let Puffy know that Mos was playing him when he said Barry was going to be looking for a Secretary of Bojanglin’.
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October 29th, 2008
at 3:32 am
blackcaesar says:
“it’s okay to go partial minstrel. [See: Mos Def, 16 Blocks] It’s full-minstrel that causes problems come voting time. [See: Entire cast of Soul Plane]”
Damn Mex, you love the Tropic Thunder references lmao. Funny shit my nig!
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:25 am
Ron Mexico says:
i think i’m gonna try to go one-per all week.
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October 29th, 2008
at 4:12 am
booboo james says:
4th YESSSSSS!!!!!
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October 29th, 2008
at 7:25 am
giantstepp says:
“Hell, I chicken noodle when appropriate from time to time. But a 2-minute full-on Ickey Shuffle is surely too much.”
LMAO, Ayo Mex, you killin’em son! I am now officially waiting for your book!
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October 29th, 2008
at 7:45 am
BxRa says:
Yo normally I fucks wit you Ron Mexico but you been throwin a lot of heat and slurs around for a lil while now. I remember when you wrote that you grew up Mexican (u referenced Ghost’s All That I Got Is You), so I take in u really are Mexican. Welfare cheese lines (and our willingness to wait on em) and the term junglebunny are a lil tough to swallow (pause). U gettin a lil out of pocket, cool out homie.
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:07 am
Ron Mexico says:
everyone’s got an “i can’t go there with you” point. i write about shit that’s hard for me to put out there too.
out of pocket? if you say so, pimp daddy.
i grew up about as mexican as ghost did. but that’s not relevant. i say what the fuck i please–as you should.
i will say this. if you fucks with me when i’m getting on everyone else, but not when i’m getting after our own, that says a lot, homie.
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October 29th, 2008
at 8:32 am
geico lizard says:
ron you have me laughing to hard for 8am. you are right even some whites who are married to or dating(having unprotected sex with)black people will go to vote with an obama bumper sticker on their car and still go vote for mccain/palin because they want blacks in their beds and playing for their favorite sports team but not in a position of authority telling them what to do. a black president would be a nightmare for some whites to wake up to everyday. the polls said kerry won in 2004 and gore in 2000 so go vote dont trust the polls. also republicans on tv keep saying obama won so the only reason a republican would sound that soft is because they want dems to stay home and not vote because they think they have it wrapped up. get your butt out and vote for obama on tuesday or early if your state is still allowing it. reisha canidate or however you spell her name is on our espn list of decent looking women now ron i just saw her on espn2 and she isnt too bad.
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October 29th, 2008
at 9:02 am
DJ Daddy Mack says:
Now now, Ron. I don’t think that lady said “nigger.” I was watching the news last night and she said “he’s a redistributor.” Ron, you know if that lady said “nigger” then there would have been a few more people who followed. It would have been a big wave of it.
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October 29th, 2008
at 9:05 am
Worley says:
“jackassery”
It could not have been said better.
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October 29th, 2008
at 9:46 am
EReal says:
I think you’re not giving White enough credit. They’re broke too. We all broke son, we all in the same boat.
Its extremely difficult to try to wrap your mind around the fact that the old guard is old enough, and the young guard responsible enough for us to move ahead and make history. The world is waiting for us to do this, and as soon as we do, we’re gonna get a pass from alot of people.
I’d like to think theres more people here that care about this country than they do their own bullshit racism, its probably stupid to do so, but I’m going to anyway.
But yes, Puffy, you are NOT helping, please SIT DOWN somewhere and cool on the Diddy Vlogs until Nov. 5, k?
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:16 am
Ron Mexico says:
most def, mane.
there are more poor white people in this country than there are black people period. i understand that. i’d also like to believe there are more people who care about the health of the state than their own prejudices. hence obama’s message touching far more than just new black voters. it’s hard to believe that they make the difference.
i was just talking about a particular group of white folks that geico mentioned. by no means does that define all of our white friends. they’re still the majority and it’s still on them to put obama into office. which the polls are suggesting to be the case.
we’re just hoping that when they get to the real booth in their real towns next tuesday they’ll be consistent with what they’re telling the pollsters.
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October 29th, 2008
at 12:22 pm
these posts are racist says:
Yes Poverty is an issue that effects all races, but racism is an issue. Indeed blacks are disproportionatly poor and the cause is racism.
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October 29th, 2008
at 12:54 pm
EReal says:
Couldn’t have said it better myself Mex, thats why you’re that dude.
I’ve been having to deal with all kinds of Anti-Obama rehtoric from my girl’s racist ass Ps trying to brainwash her, and its been refreshing to see her get way put off by that and focus on the real. Even her sister is posting Anti-Obama shit on myspace, so my girl sent her an email saying:
“Your opinion doesnt even matter, you’re not registered to vote and by the way, ignorance is never a good look.”
I totally feel you on the drop tho homie, here we are trying to help the people make this history, and you got Diddy SDNing it up with his BuCoonery.
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October 29th, 2008
at 10:07 am
bongolock says:
partial vs. full minstrelsy
love it!
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October 29th, 2008
at 10:17 am
Simple like ABC, 123 says:
Diddy >>>>> R. Kelly
Diddy is the King of SND!!!
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:18 am
EReal says:
I demand a REMATCH!
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October 29th, 2008
at 1:14 pm
Simple like ABC, 123 says:
We requested a vote recount of SND final match between Diddy vs R. Kelly
Ron Mexico, Diddy win the SND tournament!!!
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:06 am
og bobby j says:
i am still torn….and if my civic duty didnt lead me to feeling compelled to vote, i would just stay home.
Obama - killin in the streets, swagger galore…but a resume that wouldnt run a elementary school
Mccain - war vet, similar conservative views….but old as shit with a pair of hooker tits backin him up…
I demand a re-do.
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:20 am
EReal says:
Come on OBJ!
We elected BUSH, and look at his fucked the fuck up resume!
McCains stance, his continued disinformation campaign and his hate and fear mongering are EVERYTHING thats wrong with American Politics, if we elected him we face a worldwide EPIC FAIL.
Our allies, and would be allies are BEGGING us to elect Obama, its time to show the rest of the world we’re proactive. We need to “preserve our sexy”, right Diddy?
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:45 am
og bobby j says:
son…i feel you. But I am not sold that Barack is the right dude… I wont allow myself to be blinded by the trend on voting with whats popular. I am looking soley at the issues…to which I agree more with mccain.
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October 29th, 2008
at 12:23 pm
these posts are racist says:
Bobby,
You don’t really believe that do you? McCain or Obama, it doesn’t matter. The agenda is the same. The powers that be are the same…and control the policies…both domestic and foriegn. You are extremely naive if you think either one of these dudes will do anything positive for anyone on in this comment section.
October 29th, 2008
at 12:52 pm
Og Bobby J says:
I been said this makes little difference. This shit is like a popularity contest…
The only people in this country that matter are the ones with the fat pockets….fat enough to keep congressman full and get there agendas to the front of the line.
For the first time…we agree that this election means nothing with regards to the future of this country…a future looking rather dim.
October 29th, 2008
at 1:08 pm
EReal says:
You know that Obama’s campaign was funded entirely by the people of this country right? No lobbyist or corporate or special interest group money. I mean I felt the same way, we’ve been jaded, disenfranchised even with the government. None of us really believe anymore that things can change, and its that kind of defeatist attitude that got GWB another 4 years in office. At some point you have to believe in something, and I beleive after 8 years of trickle down economics that only widened the economic gap in this country that something has to give, not to mention the foreign response that will happen.
You watch what happens if McCain gets elected bro, I bet you global markets will TANK. And if you agree with McCain insinuating that Obama is a terrorist, his disrespectfull, even borderline racist comments, his short temper and disgruntled attitude, even if you wanna see Sarah Palin as any type of representation of our country to foreign leaders, then more power to you homie. But I chose to go with not only the issues I most agreed with, but who I thought would be best for this country abroad, and best for the worlds view on us a whole, and I believe that person is Obama.
To each their own tho bro, all resepct due homie.
October 29th, 2008
at 1:42 pm
Og Bobby J says:
I respect your view…and like the fact that you werent trying to come at my neck for not seeing things the same as you.
I disagree with Obama on issues concerning foriegn policy, taxes, gun control and immigration. Having said that, I still stasnd firm with my view that neither candidate will be able to accomplish any significant change in my daily life. I just want this shit to be done with….
October 29th, 2008
at 2:12 pm
these posts are racist says:
What about his foriegn policy do you diagree with and what about McCain’s do you agree with?
October 29th, 2008
at 3:24 pm
Og Bobby J says:
predominatly with regards to Iran and Iraq.
I do not agree with Obama incentive ideas with regards to Iran. I think while Obamas ideas seem good in nature, I think it is naive. I think it should be made clear up front that we intend to use military force, in addition to economic sanctions, if they do not adhere to the nuclear policy of the UN and our allies.
As for Iraq, I do not agree with a deadline withdrawal, which Obama has shifted his position on over time. I think we should understand that democracy will not be effective in all environments, but cutting and running is not the answer. I think a shift in startegy should be our intial approach.
I also disagree with the gun control policies as well. I interpet the 2nd amendment to provide law abiding citizens the right to protect themselves. Obama is in support of gun rights, but accompanied with restrictions that I feel are unjust.
Just a lil off the top….im a ready for the excessive liberal response…..
October 29th, 2008
at 3:27 pm
these posts are response says:
What exactly do you want from Iran that they are not doing that deserves us to go to war with them? How do you feel about Israel having nuclear weapons, in violation of the same principles you say Iran must adhere to? Do you support Israel’s tyranny against Palestinians?
Do you really think Obama’s policy vis a vis Iraq and Iran is any different then McCain’s? Do you think Clinton’s was different than Bush’s? Do you even understand who really controls Middle East Policy?
No liberal response here…just honesty.
October 30th, 2008
at 10:03 am
EReal says:
In regards to Iran, it has been the case over the last few years that incentives are an option that works, i.e. North Korea, now I don’t believe that Obama feels thats the ONLY option we have on the table, but this unilateral agression over the past 8 years has gotten us nowhere and cost us national security. Iran has enough issues with the EU and Isreal (a whole other subject) to be too worried about the US, and with two wars going on, how much agression can we bring in all reality besides parking up some warships to flex muscle. We have to find a way out of Iraq and Afganistan before we even think about agression elsewhere. A never ending war in Afganistan is what ended the USSR, and we need to been keen to that when we think about the money we’re pumping into Iraq. I know that there have been major strides in Iraq, and things are getting better, and I dont think we need to cut and run, but we do need an exit strategy, or Iraq will continue to rely on us. They need to stand on their own two, because we can’t pay for Bush’s mistake forever.
As far as gun control goes, Im all for restrictions on firearms. If you’re a good citizen, buying a weapon for self defense or hunting, IMO, you should be required to have a liscense, meaning you are trained to use the weapon, trained in saftey and cleaning of that weapon and you are a non violent offender that could possibly hurt someone with that weapon. If we had a paper trail on every weapon thats sold, we could solve alot more crimes. Im not sure which restrictions you feel are unjust, so I cant reply too thouroughly.
Just my POV, but I do agree that Im ready for this election to be over. Hope I didnt go too liberal on you, lol. (Im a registered republican)
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:22 am
Lowedwn says:
Mad props on the Tropic Thunder reference Mexxxico.
And to BxRa, this is equal opportunity hate right here man and I agree with Mexx that if we here speaking on everyboday else without “prejudice”, we gotta do the same when it comes to ur own.
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:32 am
Pierzy says:
Mexx - I have six words for you:
“Take that, take that, take that…”
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:41 am
it's the truth says:
HI,I JUST WANT TO SAY I’M GLAD I’M NOT A NIGGER LIKE MOST OF YOU PORCH MONKIES WHO SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING LIKE ALL OF THE TRASH ON THIS SITE.IT’S FUNNY HOW YOU NIGGERS MAKE MONEY AND BE SO QUICK TO GIVE IT TO COMPANIES THAT WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH CLUELESS,UNEDUCATED STREET TRASH.YOU’LL FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR ANY SMALL REASON.THAT’S WHY I LOVE WATCHING SHOWS LIKE COPS AND THE FIRST 48.TO SEE NIGGERS SHOT DEAD AND BEING PLACED IN A SQUAD CAR WHERE THEY BELONG.LET’S BE HONEST,NIGGERS JUST WANT TO LOOK GOOD AND ACT SUPER COOL,THEY DON’T WANT TO OWN BUSINESS AND HELP THEIR COMMUNITIES.SO TO ALL YOU RAPPPERS,KEEP PROMOTIN DRUGS AND GUNS IN YOUR COMMUNITY AND BUYING EXPENSIVE THINGS FROM COMPANIES THAT HATES YOU.P.S-VOTE FOR JOHN MCCAIN.NIGGERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE WAS ALREADY DONE AS A 80′S SITCOM CALLED BENSON.
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October 29th, 2008
at 6:16 pm
capcobra says:
shut the fuck up stupid!!…that show wasn’t in the white house..benson wasn’t the president..and that dumb ass cracker was only the governor…matter fact..you a parrot..you only repeating what somebody else already said…polly!!
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October 29th, 2008
at 11:56 pm
Pierzy says:
I’m more offended by his awful grammar and need to use capitalization for no apparent reason…
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October 29th, 2008
at 12:10 pm
capcobra says:
everybody enjoy your wednesday….because next wednesday the world won’t ever be the same ….OBAMA 08 and crackers gon flip….or MCCAIN 08 and niguz gon flip…either way pick your poison…i mean president….gone.
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October 29th, 2008
at 12:29 pm
amar says:
what the shat? i wrote a comment and it didn’t show up.
i dunno why a white person would say they’re voting obama then change their mind in the booth. That’s not how racism works…
if anything, southern white ppl will claim to vote mccain to please their neighbours, but really vote for the black guy.
also, those polls don’t take into account new voters…ie half of obama’s black vote! which is even better for him.
So theo nly way to stop obama from winning now is if a sextape featuring barack, young jeezy and obama having a three way with superhead while neyo films/watches with pleasure were to surface on the internet
http://www.prettypancakes.com
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October 29th, 2008
at 12:32 pm
amar says:
sorry, i meant a sextape with obama, young jeezy, superhead and pastor wright while neyo watches. I gotta get my shit together.
http://www.prettypancakes.com
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October 29th, 2008
at 2:58 pm
Nova Stylez says:
RON MEXICO I FELT LIKE I WAS READING SOMETHING DIFFERENT BUT VERY TRUE.YOUR WRITING STYLE IN THIS PIECE IS AN EYE OPENER FOR THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND IT.KEEP IT UP..I WANT MORE
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October 29th, 2008
at 3:54 pm
TheCo!!inB says:
“That dance shook the message off the board like a Confederate Flag-skinned Etch-A-Sketch”
^ ^ ^ you stay golden Mexico
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October 29th, 2008
at 5:43 pm
BIGNAT says:
MAN RON MEX YOU STAY STEPPING UP WILL CLASSIC LINES. I THINK OSAMA I MEAN OBAMA GOING WIN BECAUSE RACIST WHITE PEOPLE MIGHT HATE BLACK PEOPLE BUT A WOMEN IN CHARGE THEY HATE MORE. THIS OLD REDNECK WHO COMES INTO MY JOB SAID MAN I MY HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE BLACK GUY. HE SAID MC CAIN IS A OLD SENILE BASTARD AND THAT BITCH HE RUNNING WITH WASTING MONEY ON FANCY CLOTHES. HE SAID AT LEAST IF THEY KILL OBAMA WE WILL HAVE A WHITE MAN OF RIGHT MIND IN OFFICE. THEN AFTER HE SAID THAT HE WENT INTO A 20 MINUTE RANT ABOUT HOW BAD PALIN IS AND WOMEN HAVE NO BUSINESS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY ANYWAY.
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October 29th, 2008
at 6:13 pm
J™ says:
Lmao..ready 2 learn da civil right shuffles = classic shit ron
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October 30th, 2008
at 10:18 am
Smel says:
It’s not Diddy’s fault…
…he’s been breaking out in these “minstrel moments” ever since he was in “A Raisin in the Sun”
I think it just really became a part of his shtick, the fact that he could bust out his inner minstrel show @any time.
If ya’ll have seen the play (or DVD adaptation like me), you know what I mean.
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