Yung Berg is gonna have to beat the shit out of Ne-Yo, or at least try to, or else I’m done with him.
Not that I’ve supported the guy in his career, nor would I actually listen to any of his songs of my own volition, but I did come to the guy’s defense when he had the sheer balls to say that he’s bring back the paper bag test. I’m glad any time a rapper these days has the courage to stand up for his own beliefs.
Of course, he was eventually forced to apologize, but he kinda had to. His audience probably consists primarily of dark skinted broads. Hopefully, he took those dark butts’ money and bought some pussy from a white chick.
I know that’s what I’d do, both on GP, and for… erm, my own personal amusement.
Also, I thought it was lame when Trick Trick and his little brother beat the crap out of him and stole that silly Tranformers chain. Then, a few weeks later, Maino slapped the shit out him in a club.
As if beating up a guy like Yung Berg proves anything at all. You know the guy’s 5′3. So what he talked shit about Flo Rida’s hairline and then threatened to beat up that guy Brisco? You know how little bitty mofos are always threatening to beat people up. That doesn’t mean you beat the shit out of them.
They’re like women in that sense. Except that, if you absolutely have to stomp one of them out, you can get away with it with minimal societal outrage. Whereas, if you beat up a woman way bigger than Yung Berg, you’d never hear the end of it.
But I digress.
Anyhoo, now I see motherfucking Ne-Yo, of all people, is getting in on the Yung Berg bashing. I guess doing his own “A Milli” remix wasn’t enough. What’s next, is he gonna start fucking girls?
No but really, there’s a video circulating of an appearance Ne-Yo made in a mall or some such, hosted by the inexplicably successful urban radio host Big Boy. In it, Big Boy asks Ne-Yo if there’s anyone in hip-hop he would three-finger slap (whatever that is), if he could, and Ne-Yo says Yung Berg, because he’s ripping off Lil’ Wayne.
Two things that occurred to me:
1) Lil’ Wayne, if he’s not actually gay, might want to watch out. First, Ne-Yo learned to rap just so he could do a version of one of Lil’ Wayne’s songs, and now he’s attacking Yung Berg on Lil’ Wayne’s behalf. That probably means Ne-Yo wants to fuck Lil’ Wayne, right?
2) Getting beat up is one thing. Everyone with a bad personality takes an L in a fight on occasion. But getting threatened by a teh ghey guy is another thing altogether.
Having Ne-Yo threaten to slap you in a web video might be even worse than actually getting beat up by a teh ghey guy, like Kimbo Slice did.
It’s like, keep it real: If you saw Kimbo Slice walking down the street, you wouldn’t get all up in his face like, “Ha ha, you got knocked right the fuck out by a fag!” But you’d wait until he got a safe distance away from you, then you’d be like, “Ha ha, that gorilla got knocked right the fuck out by a fag!”
But at least Kimbo Slice tried. He’s just retarded, and hence not a very good fighter strategically. Plus, some of these fruits are bad motherfuckers. I’m not gonna lie, I haven’t been able to sleep quite right ever since I saw that “this hamburger’s got AIDS” scene in True Blood.
No homo on watching True Blood.
As a matter of fact, there’s no guarantee Yung Berg would actually prevail in a fight with Ne-Yo. Like most men who ever lived, Ne-Yo’s a bit bigger than Yung Berg. But I’m assuming he can’t hit very hard, due to the limpness of his wrist.
If you notice, that guy Petruzelli had to kick Kimbo Slice in his head and then punch him like 40 times before he finally gave up. I doubt I could lift my leg high enough to kick a five year-old in the head, let alone Kimbo Slice, but once I got him down, I could probably take him out with one good shot.
Either way, I’m gonna have to insist that Yung Berg to enter into some sort of physical confrontation with Ne-Yo. Or else, I might have to see about sending Maino after him again. Not because I’m a homophobe, or because any of this has any bearing on my life. I just think there ought to be rules to things. What do you fruits think?
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October 14th, 2008
at 3:57 pm
jmill1224 says:
I’m done with this gay ass industry, imma start listening to country music. rap music has became one big gay ass orgy. go to a concert u got 50 niggas dancing around with no shirt on, looking like a prison yard, or u got niggas with bbguns and shit on youtube.
Eli Porter > than alot these rappers!
good post bol
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October 14th, 2008
at 4:09 pm
Cal says:
but once I got him down, I could probably take him out with one good shot.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Damn man you forgot to “no homo” now look what you’ve done to my sensitive mind.
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October 14th, 2008
at 4:17 pm
og bobby j says:
hip hop is gayer then aids
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October 14th, 2008
at 4:19 pm
SCRAPZ says:
yung berg has 2 do sumfing to ne-yo after sayin dat cos if he don’t he myt as well put on a skirt and blouse and call himself yung bitch.
dis guys smack around 2 much.
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October 14th, 2008
at 6:47 pm
GSIDE says:
Bol your on top of your game.
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October 14th, 2008
at 7:00 pm
Macdatruest says:
Yung Berg dont gotta do shit but shut the fuck up and be Lil Zane 2.0. Thats whats wrong with rap, hip hop, snap, crunk, conscious b-boy and underground and commercial rap everybody wanna blurt out something disrespetful about somebody else. What happened to niggas like Outkast that just made Muzik? What happened to being a player about shit period? Niggas wanna backstab man-bitch fuss at eachother, wear tight ass clothes, dance and sing, but they dont wanna make a song that maybe lets say ummm a young nigga comin up in this cold ass world can relate to! Damn, if I listen to some shit nowadays its either the Psuedo Coke Kingpins dry snitchin’on theyself, the Psuedo gang members who bang on camera while niggas on the street get charges for gang ties. By the way commercial street gang promoters, great way to use music to help fuel the prison system blood. But the rappers I hate the most, the cancer of the game, the worst of all these fake muthafuckas…The super sellouts is the perpetual beef rappers. AAAAAAAlways talkin’ shit. Always got some type of “girl, I’m gone speak my mind” type attitude- Nigga- shut the fuck up! Damn! would you use some of that money to go see a nigga in person and have a fight! Damn! or shut the fuck up!!! Nigga album flop but he got out 30 mixtapes talkin shit about other rappers. Damn, it aint no niggas that dont rap that you don’t like huh? Other than other rappers niggas is got no other issues huh? livin the American fuckin dream right? Just shut the fuck up sometimes. I know it sounds like an oxymoron to shut the fuck up and rap but if you believe anythings possible. Bitches.
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October 14th, 2008
at 11:41 pm
Dub Sac says:
Nigga album flop but he got out 30 mixtapes talkin shit about other rappers. Damn, it aint no niggas that dont rap that you don’t like huh? Other than other rappers niggas is got no other issues huh?
Fo rill.
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October 14th, 2008
at 7:28 pm
anutha_level says:
ya’ll givin this young herb cat way too much shine on this site….who da fuck cares? shit turnin into some straight up nail shop gossip pool.
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October 14th, 2008
at 7:34 pm
El Tico Loco says:
this neyo shit is a loose loose situation because one if he (Yung Bird) kicks neyos ass he just beat up a ghey dude, and r&b ghey dude at that. If he gets his ass kicked, he just got his ass beat by a ghey dude, an r&b ghey dude. If he ignores it they gonna say the ghey dude got him shook. If he addresses the situation, they will say he only wants to pick on the ghey dude and was too shook to step to the other mufukas that have been sonnin him most of his career, which hasn’t really reached a year yet, or will it?
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October 14th, 2008
at 9:02 pm
619 says:
Berg might as well just do a beat down across the U.S. tour HAHAHA! First Detroit now Atlanta, when is this little mafucker coming to the West so we can slap the shit outta him too HAHAHA!
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October 14th, 2008
at 9:15 pm
that nigga says:
I’d have to highlight this whole article to point out which paragraph had my In tears the most. Funny shit Bol.
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October 14th, 2008
at 10:41 pm
capcobra says:
berg on worldstar clowning ne-yo.
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October 15th, 2008
at 12:24 am
amar says:
i’m with ne-yo on this move. i always thought he’s still in the closet so that the homophobix of the rap industry still give him work. So picking fights–>toughness–>straight image–>more moneyz…nicely done
and if the gay guy’s gonna pick a fight with anyone, why not an easy-ass traget (no homo) like young berg?
i hope they get in a fight and neyo chockes his ass out with some sorta prada zebra-print scarf or some shit
http://www.prettypancakes.com
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October 15th, 2008
at 1:04 am
Kane Corleone says:
Damn why niggas keep mashin “YUNG MINDED” ? This nigga here cant catch a fuccin break and Maino know damn well he too big to be smackin that dude……. niggas and these gangsta ass press releases .Put out some good music then smack up bitch niggas.and yo that fag beat the fuck out them whitebwoi’s real talk.So what cur i like true *****
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October 15th, 2008
at 9:14 am
OG Matt Herbz says:
ATL and Marietta (White) Niggaz don’t play: Berg comes down here with a G.I. Joe or Heathcliff chain on, and we gonna snatch that shit, and violate his funky asshole with that shit. We got enough lil midget ass niggaz down here (Bow Wow); we don’t even want another one to visit. Berg, come see me in Marietta, faggot. I’ll put you on Buford and Shallowford in a dress and get some hungry ass Honduranian nigga with AIDS to work your little ass over, ho.
–OG Matt Herbz–
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October 15th, 2008
at 9:31 am
kne81 says:
LMAO!!!…Ever since his career started all I hear about Berg is him gettin beat up,smack around by another rapper,…LOLZ..and now R&B SINGER NE-YO is threatin to slap him..LMAO…Young Berg career=music industry bitch..
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October 15th, 2008
at 9:34 am
kne81 says:
@619
he should do a tour like that…instead of him performin he should just let ppl go on stage one by one to slap him..
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October 15th, 2008
at 11:31 am
eddieSIXES says:
“faggots been raisin yo cattle for years…you gonna eat my food how the fuck i make it!” or some shit.
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October 15th, 2008
at 12:45 pm
Combat Jack says:
^ “Like most men who ever lived, Ne-Yo’s a bit bigger than Yung Berg.”
Lol.
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October 15th, 2008
at 1:44 pm
DV8 says:
so why is Yung Herb quick to respond to Neyo like he really gets it in, but when them niggaz took his chain and stomped him out and Maino slapped him he was all quiet? That nigga is pussy!
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