Who Gives A Shit!

Y?

What a lucky mufucka. This is some bullshit.

First

But damn I really cant say sh!t cept her ass is a little old but real talk I think I speak for a lot of dudes I would still grand slam that

y? lmao wtf is wrong with carey?? she wallin

Who cares?

lame

What type of weird bullshit is this?

Nick Cannon? Ok. I think she should have gotten with someone a little more gully.

Fuck Nick Cannon, Dave Chappelle!

Wait, wait, wait… first Christina Millian now Mariah Carey… so the little nigga from Nickelodeon’s All That got women wantin to marry his ass. Is this dude Shaft or somethin? Is he like Michael Jackson in the 80s, got girls cryin over him at the concerts for his music, lol. Big Ups to Nick nonetheless.

Thats dumb why would she need to marry some one gully what she supposed to want lil gang bangers running around hope she got a pre nup her paper alot longer than his

After madonna now maria.What have these bitch had to to with hiphop.GTFOH!!!

this is not true people… its PUBLICITY.

Damn, I thought Nick Cannon was gay.

BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT… I DONT BELIEVE THIS DUMB SHIT… MC, COULD PICK ANY REAL RICH MUV FUCKA SHE WANT, WHY WOULD SHE PICK NICK CANNON… NICK CANNON…Come on… GET OUTTA HERE I FUCKED HIS BITCH BEFORE AND MY CANNON IS BIGGER SO COME ON MC… YOUR BETTER THAN THAT… SUPPOSED TO BE QUEEN OF SOME SHIT… YEA RIGHT NOT WIT NICK CANNON AS KING… FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK DAT

Why ya’ll hatin on dude. He may not be the best entertainer but he must have game if he pulling this fine bitches. Give him his props while ya’ll standin on the sidelines.

What type of ass-backwards universe is this? wow

This is interesting to say the least but I believe it’s all promotions for Mariah’s new LP but then again it could be true. A person never know what to believe with the media circus these days.

WTF…DATS LIKE PAULA ABDUL GETTIN MARRIED TO BOW WOW, WTF?…

For the record we know Mariah has more “Money” but Nick isn’t hurting by a long shot with all the shows he produced and written..

I can’t believe that is true.

see what happens when you got money!she would have laughed at his mark azz if he didnt have none! fuck her for me homey!

“Fuck Nick Cannon, Dave Chappelle!”

You mean fuck Nick Cannon AND Dave Chappelle! I don’t understand why people like Dave Chappelle.
It’s the Carlos Mencia Era now. And everybody that ain’t down with Mencia is a DEE DEE DEE!

And with that being said:

Carlos Mencia - Performance Enhanced: sun 5/18
Mind of Mencia - season 4 - starts Wed. 5/21

De nada in advance. Welcome to the Mencia Era.

congrats nick cannon whoever real or fake wont help much! you understand goodluck and take care! for real for real! goodluck and take care! for real for real! and have a great honeymoon im sure it will be fabulous!

Please tell me this is a big JOKE. Hell has really frozen over. lol

Damn, I can’t hate on that. Props to Nick Cannon for baggin that

DAmn this nigga get whoever he wants…christina milian, victoria secret bitch, mariah, and a ton of other hot bitchez, whats this nigga got between his legs???!!!!!!!!!!

THATS LIKE BOBBY BROWN AND WHITNEY HOUSTON.

I just threw up all over my laptop..Dam’…

I’m going to hate. 1st Christine Milan, fine, Selita Banks, fine, now Mariah Carey, fine/legendary. This is some bullshit…..where’s my Nickelodeon application

this is not as bad a jd and janet though. granted, janet, is damaged goods now.

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MAN THATS LIKE,OPRAH WINFREY MARRYING LIL ROMEO DA HELL

thats messed up. congrats to em both though.

i know this doesnt have anything to do with the post but whats this dude talkin about carlos mencia for? mencia is nothing. he is and never will be as funny as dave chapelle. the only laughs he ever gets is from the shock value of his bullshit. thats why comedy central put out advertisements back when he first got he job that said ‘we have hired more lawyers since we gave carlos mencia his first job’. thats probably the truth though. prolly was his first job. what a dumbass.

please, it pisses me off when dumb people stand up for other dumb people. anybody out there feel me then back me up

Yo. For real ..
What makes this Hip-Hop?!?!?!
A singer and some pop dude. Come on yall.
keep it 100…..

aaawww get the fuck out of here!!!!!!

Who cares? Mariah is a wack.

After the Supreme Letdown that was E=MC2, This PUBLICITY STUNT seems to be a move to keep some heat under the Mariah Bandwagon. Is it me or does Touch My Body just seem like some sh!t Kelis would make and not Mariah. Either way, I doubt “Top Shelf” Carey would give Nick the keys to the Kingdom then again she did bang Em. More I watch and listen to her the more she seems airheaded and needy. She’s probably good for a night but I doubt I would want to see her in the morning much less every morning for the rest of my life.

PS - If this is a Publicity Stunt this PR person must secretly hate her. By the way what the hell does this have to do with hip hop? XXL is really failing to bring any relevant news as of late. I feel like I’m reading some Gossip Page in OK Magazine.

I hope this bullshit is not true because if it is she might as well kill herself because she’s hit rock bottom, I mean Nick Cannon please! And when she gets finished give the gun to Janet so she can finish herself off too, at least she won’t have to look at JD’s ugly, bald-headed, goat-faced ass anymore!

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MC i thought we had something together you stupid cunt…..oh well, in the words of Dave Chappelle, “FUCK NICK CANNON!”

eeerbody knew she love dem negros!lol

damn.

fuck nick cannon!

THIS IZ A TOTAL BULLSHIT

congrats to them but id rather have christina millian instead of mariah carey because mariah has too many miles on her. i guess nick wasnt ready to settle down when he had millian in his life and also maybe they did this to help mariah sell her album because i think we would have heard about a marriage license first just like we heard about jay and beyonce getting a license first before getting married.

dayum lol so he UPGRADED from that victoria secrets model.

DID HE HIT?

DID HE HIT YET?

Ok…. This Is The Big WTF Of This Year,

Mariah Carey Married To Nick Cannon!?
Yeah Ok If Anyone Could Seriously Find Out What Is Wrong In This Picture Please Feel Free…

If Not Let Me Educate You, Nick Cannon Who’s Career Is Less And I Mean Less Then Steller Somehow Manages To Score Mariah Carey!? Then That Means I Could Score Mariah Carey. Not Only That She Could Have Ended Up With Anyone Else. How About That Nerd From The Touch My Body Video? Or Better Yet Someone With Actual Talent Like Robin Thicke Or Mario.

Her Career Is Officially Over If This Is True, So I Guess We Should All Join The Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Bandwagon? I’m already a charter member…

Why The Fuck is this news

Yeah im goin 2 loose sleep over this…NOT!!!

Maybe they could come out with the new single at the wedding after party Touch my gigolo or gigolo my body…does any1 even remember the song gigolo that shit was horrible

I hope he’s not really touchin her body…
lost frame of thought juz threw up in my mouth…(faints)

This news is so horrible even Naruto can’t believe it!

I think it is a mistake and they probably don’t even really know each well. Anyway who really cares!

Nick may not have all of our (the hip hop community in general) Love, or even be a very entertaining artist in Urban culture. But dude has his CEO on serious Dukee! He own’s PNB Nation clothing and has stock in foot locker, Ivisu Jeans and Reebok. Li’ fucker is smart as f#%*k and I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find out his Paper IS LONGER than Mariah’s. Any way this cant go any way but good for Li’l Nicky, however it may end in tragedy and tottaly blow up in MiMi’s Face.
P.S. Oh and Dave Chappele is God to Carlos Mencias Moldy old turd. Dude couldn’t make any one with more than a 9th grade education or severe mental retardation Laugh if his life counted on it!
Peace! & The angry purple man still has a limp wee wee! I see you Hulkster, lurkin’ in the cut!

yOOO dis is crazyyy nick is doin it bigg maaan come on !!! first christina mighty fine milian now mariah … i know she a bit old but i wud hit dat anydayyyy sooo maan dis nigga iz da shit ya’ll gotta give it 2 him maan …… big !!!!

i would to bro fair play cannon now just keep her in the bedroom hopefully you will be to fucked to make another movie beeeehhattch

Yo! I’m happy for them. I hope the shit works out. I would come REAL quick in Mariah’s sweet ass! Hsss Ooooohhh…Bwahhahahaha lalalalalalaaaaaahhh ah ah ahhh.

She should have stuck with Tommy Mottola now shes going backwards. As for Nick he must be doing something right. I give it 6 mos. and that’s pushing it. Another divorce for the ratings war and no pre nup. Good going Nick make up for all the guys who got a raw deal in marriage and lost their shirts. Go for yours.

i dont know wat dis got to do wit hip-hop but ima say 1 thang…..

Mariah could doooooo soooo much bettaaaa!!!!

Truth, she is on Medication, no prenuptial, Nick dumped Selita, he dumped Christina and he just married serious money. Don’t hate the playa , Hate the game. Or he’s slangin’ sumn’ fierce .

what the fuck is wrong with both of them i have been friends with nick for years and i am really dissapointed and shocked to learn this info. She’s a old ass bitch that you cant turn from a hoe to a house wife, and nick is just plain crazy what he’s known her for 5 min? and didnt he just break off an engagement with the victoria secrets model not that long ago, can someone tell me what the hell is up with is “hollywood” flash dating and marrages. This is totally out of his charector!! and they will be divorced soon watch!!

How in the hell this happen. How did their relationship first of all slipped through the cracks.

congrads nick now your with a old ass used bitch!!all the hoes he could have and he pick to marry this old bitch

“impulsive” ceremony”?

He knock her ass up?