• LINK: Lil Wayne Meets High School Musical

    Friday Dec 14 5:47 PM CST posted by xxl staff

    In a hilarious new article at Orange County Weekly, writer Ben Westhoff imagines what might happen if Lil Wayne linked up with teen heartthrob Zac Efron to record some tracks for High School Musical 2: Non-Stop Dance Party, a new installment of the wildly successful pop culture phenomenon. “I’m trying to reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did,” says Wayne in the fictional article.

    Check out this excerpt to found out how Wayne linked up with Efron, the show’s star:

    “I’m just being me,” Wayne insists, leading a tour of his recently purchased oceanfront house, which features a faux-bronze statue of his own nude figure, and a Juicy Fruit-dispensing bathroom attendant who lives on the premises full-time. He adds that the project was set in motion after a chance meeting with High School Musical star Zac Efron.

    “Zac and me was both in San Francisco a few months ago for a comic book convention or something, and we met at an afterparty at some bar,” he says, pausing to break down pieces of pungent pot to roll into a joint. “To get away from these girls that was chasing him, he ducked into the bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my brother from another mother?’”

    At that very moment—as if on cue—the San Luis Obispo-born Efron himself emerges from Wayne’s den. I’ll later learn that the 20-year-old brunette heartthrob is crashing in Wayne’s guest room while the two work on their High School Musical songs together, but for now it’s like seeing a polar bear in the middle of the Brazilian rain forest.

    “What’s up, my nigga?” Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year. (Obviously, Efron is going to have to work harder to squelch rumors surrounding his sexual orientation.)

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    47 Comments »

    December 14th, 2007
    at 6:16 pm

    Zac Efron says:

    wtf?

    i never touched hands with this dirty muthafucka

    December 15th, 2007
    at 10:31 pm

    Sam Buckley says:

    is lil wayne serious?

    i want zach efron….fuck weezy

     

    December 18th, 2007
    at 11:26 am

    dylan ireland says:

    are you really zac efron

     
     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 6:24 pm

    KID PANAMA says:

    IM DIGGIN WAYNE BUT ALL THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME MARICONE TYPE SHIT!

    December 14th, 2007
    at 6:41 pm

    yoMAN says: Subscribed to comments via email

    co-sign with panama some real gay ish,,,,,

    wayne = gay
    zac efron = gayer

    December 15th, 2007
    at 8:13 pm

    Ce says:

    Lil wayne is not gay. People always hatin on him. If he wants to reach some suburban white kids like Kanye did, let him do it with out speaking on him. Everybody always have to label someone gay knowing that wayne can get any bitch he wants but he wants a nigga. All im sayin is if he wants to reach some white kids, more power to him. Even if it is just a rumor.

     
     
     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 6:45 pm

    tampa goon says:

    you realize this is jus a joke rite???

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 6:48 pm

    DEZ NUTZ says: Subscribed to comments via email

    LMAO!!!!

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 6:52 pm

    The DJ Formerly Known as N-CREDIBLE says:

    That shit aint true whoa…with fame comes rumors and haters…

    December 17th, 2007
    at 1:31 pm

    d***rider Hater says:

    Look, this fag came out of the closet long enough to Dickrider the gayest rapper in the game besides deadlee. How cute!

    Dickridin fag! lol

     
     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 7:07 pm

    Mr.Wang says:

    Why would you put Wayne in High School Musical even if it is a joke. This is retarted.

    December 14th, 2007
    at 10:48 pm

    Mr.Wang is a fag says:

    Irony

    December 17th, 2007
    at 4:35 pm

    Mr.Wang says:

    Who ever called me a fag is a bitch who I know be suckin cock, ain’t dat right Ereal?

     
     
     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 7:09 pm

    B.C. says:

    Efron looks like Rock Lee XD

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 7:15 pm

    Mack20 says:

    They sayin its a joke but that shit gets started somehow. Weezy is the new gay-z.

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 7:19 pm

    yoMAN says: Subscribed to comments via email

    no ish its a joke but a bad one!!!

    http://www.sp1200.net

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 7:56 pm

    Peru says:

    ya’ll act like the nigga Wayne wouldn’t do the shit!!! For a nice little figure he would def be spittin on some of this corny shit….be real, money outways all….even bitch niggas hood credibility, you niggas would trade your soul for that HSM money too….

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 8:19 pm

    whookid says:

    NEW SONG UP CALLED THAT’S TERRIBLE IT GUNIT NEW SONG OFF THE ALBUM SHOOT TO KILL…YOU HEARD IT FIRST CLICK ON MY PAGE AND YOU CAN LISTEN RIGHT NOW. IT LLOYD BANKS TONY YAYO YOUNG BUCK AND 50 CENT THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST SONG OF 2007…..go to http://www.myspace.com/mroc303

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 8:25 pm

    magic jones says:

    wayne = gayer

    zac efron = gay

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 8:40 pm

    fastflipper says:

    lol probably gonna happen for real anyway

    if they give the right number$$!

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 9:11 pm

    BK Cyph says:

    The sad part is the “what’s up my nigga?” was way more distrubing than the “full on kiss.”

    LMAO. This is pretty funny tho’.
    But on the real why shouldnt Wayne get on some High School Musical shit- THEY MOVIN UNITS!

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 9:12 pm

    Boy Vito! says:

    Lil Wayne said it himself…. hes a whore who would do anything for the right amount of money :D

    GET MONEY!!!

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 9:13 pm

    weezyf says:

    this is fucking stupid; whoever wrote this is a HATERRRRRR

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 10:05 pm

    hell no says:

    wtf the fuck efron say nigga

     

    December 14th, 2007
    at 10:58 pm

    Capostatus says:

    What do Southern Country ass buys know but high school musicals. nothing. This little weasel is overated. He’s the best u got? u serious? I can’t even compare your best artist to our best. B.I.G, Jay-z, 50. C’mon country animals, u know u r beneath us in everything u do. Come up here we will shoot y’all up on some real muthafucken gangsta shit. Ya dig.

    December 15th, 2007
    at 11:05 am

    Capostatus Suxs says:

    This guy is hatin big time, do you even know hip hop you put 50 with Big and Jay u r stupid. Besides the south runs hip hop now and has been for the past few years. By the way our best is Luda, T.I., Wayne , and the greatest group of all time OUTKAST.

     
     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 12:43 am

    Spraycan M says:

    Yo I swore that article was real, Wayne is crazy enough to really do shit like this

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 1:50 am

    mr hood info says:

    yo word on the street uncle murda says he runs new york and he’s the hardest out ….. so where do hell rell come in ……….. a smell a war for the title…… uncle murda states that rell is dog food on the shelf ….hmmmmm.. will see

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 1:58 am

    Ali says:

    I bet Weezy WOULD do sum shit like that haha….that shit was kinda funny but tha “whats up my nigga” was trying too hard lol

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 4:14 am

    FLIPBEATS says:

    that fuck shit i dont like that corn ball who has ghost writters making bank not hating on the ghost writers but “the man” see that shit and so he think it ok to rap on corn ball shit i remeber when u were tight to be on the seen now u acting like a asshole E TV bitch u know they follow what were doing xxl fuck it im going to be real i got that white boy money now im going to pump that shit into a new web site for hiphop im not the bullshit fake watch the clock your time is up for grabs flip beats staten island , u bit the hand that feeds u , real hard time , real mason’s, bitch …. follow my lead hiphoppers and i got the dough to make that bread and that line is copy righted so dont bite.. for the hiphop children…. god

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 11:01 am

    oral bee says:

    what the fuck is dis shitt? stop dissin the greatest rapper alive, bitches!

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 1:19 pm

    tuckerbooth says:

    Ben Westhoff is a Hack! This article is a slanderous attack on Weezey’s character. If you ask me it is time to give Mr. Westhoff the Don Imus Treatment and NEVER read another article written by him. Non-Stop Dance Party, My Ass! tdb

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 1:42 pm

    moresickaMC says:

    I actually thought this was real. Wayne is homo enuff to do this.

    December 16th, 2007
    at 3:23 am

    Hip_Hop_Head says: Subscribed to comments via email

    it is real- yo hip hop is dead people

     
     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 3:16 pm

    The Truth says:

    This is supposed to be funny? Wayne’s the hottest rapper on the planet, at the peak of his career with only bigger and better things in the future, fucking Lauren London. And some poorly written and painfully corny homo-erotic spoof story like this is supposed to be funny. Maybe I’m missing something? What did Weezy do to piss YN off as of late…lol, he’s hating on the low but can’t go all the way because he knows he’s the hottest in the game and his covers sell the most copies. That’s the true comedy

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 8:17 pm

    ce says:

    If wayne wanted to go do da shit, get off his dick and let him do it. SHIT. I am tierd of errbody hatin on wayne, sayin he a ghost writer and shit but he still makin millions. And if he ain’t the best rapper alive, why errbody want him on they shit. Errbody want wayne sweet ass to rap on their shit cause they no he sweet so get off his dick and let him do what he wants even if this is true. Damn.

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 8:18 pm

    ce says:

    If wayne wanted to go do da shit, get off his dick and let him do it. SHIT. I am tired of errbody hatin on wayne, sayin he a ghost writer and shit but he still makin millions. And if he ain’t the best rapper alive, why errbody want him on they shit. Errbody want wayne sweet ass to rap on their shit cause they no he sweet so get off his dick and let him do what he wants even if this is true. Damn.

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 8:53 pm

    pres says:

    diz whole shit iz WACK……..real talk!
    n y WACK 4 writting dis shit!!!!!!!!!

     

    December 15th, 2007
    at 9:31 pm

    Lilly says: Subscribed to comments via email

    this kid are you serious?he really said Nigga. & lil wayne is cool but come one pople saying his got his dick sucked on a high school musical track???.i know they are in high school or older but its a disney song morons.i respect lil wayne but now i REALLY think hes gayt. and Efron need to get his ass whooped. Crack heads stay together.Lil wayne to the rescue

     
     

    December 16th, 2007
    at 3:16 pm

    dj lemonhead says:

    If hip hop is dead stop listening to it and stop coming to the muafuckin hip hop websites. Do something else with ya life besides bitchin and internet thuggin. God damn this bitchin and moaning is getting old. The south aint kill hip hop and neither did the record labels. Its these muafuckas out here who aint bout action and aint doin nothin. My God if hip hop sucks so bad listen the fuck to somethin else please and eat a dick sandwich.. Just like we tell muafuckas that dont want to hear the cursin to not listen and shut the fuck up. You all should do the same for real. Hip Hop is dead my ass.

     

    December 16th, 2007
    at 8:49 pm

    LILWAYNE says:

    UUHHHHAAA I WOULD NEVER LET THAT MA FUCKIN WHITE BOI ON DA CARTER 3 YA DIGGGGGG MUCH LESS COLLABORATE WITH HIM GO FUCK NSYNC OR SUMMIN N HOP OFF WEEZY.F.BABY AKA BIRDMAN JUNIOR AKA WEEZY OH AND GO COP DA CARTER 3 YEAHHHHHHHHHH

     

    December 16th, 2007
    at 11:58 pm

    blah says:

    This is how it really was.

    Wayne :

    “Yo Zac Efron, Is Weezy, Whut you say we ride to the Complex tonight and i can buy you dinner and give you head while you eat lobster tails mofa fuuaa”

    Zac:

    “Fuck ye”

    Weezy:

    “Yeeeyeeee baby”

    Weezy:

    “What you say”

    Zac:

    “what”

    Weezy:

    “What mofa fuuuaa”?

    Zac:

    “Gay”

    Weezy:

    “Yeeeeaaaa”

     

    December 17th, 2007
    at 12:53 am

    This is a joke, right? at soo oh says: Subscribed to comments via email

    [...] And so it is (confirmed here). [...]

     

    December 17th, 2007
    at 6:50 am

    wallen says: Subscribed to comments via email

    …1nce is kinda shady but 2x?????…weezy’s gay as fuck man….

     

    December 17th, 2007
    at 8:26 am

    Mr.Wang says:

    The real gay person is the white dude they got standing next to him in that picture. That boy homo just look at him.

     

    December 18th, 2007
    at 9:50 am

    EReal says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…..

     

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