Why Are Rappers Still Messing With Kat Stacks?

Okay, so we all know that Karrine “Superhead” Steffans served as the jump-off (no pun intended) to the current rapper-groupie trend. She may have been the first employee of note to solicit “business deals” with some of rap’s biggest names (Ja Rule, DMX, Diddy, Dr. Dre, Shaq), but Andrea “Kat Stacks” Herrera has been dedicated to making sure layoffs don’t exist in that career.

Kat Stacks is utterly popular for much more than her sexual abilities. In fact, I’m not too sure that we’ve actually heard about her skills in the bedroom. But we do know that she is orally talented (although not the most literate) because she’s clearly never had a problem indulging in verbal exposition. It’s no secret that her career is built on public hateration and verbal exposes about her sexual conquests, so the million-dollar question is, why are people still messin’ with her?

Perhaps Kat’s adorable dimples and contagious laugh made their way into our hearts when her alleged relationships with the likes of Soulja Boy, Bow Wow, Nelly, Young Money and Fabolous surfaced earlier this year. Then, Young City, aka Chopper from Making Da Band, popped up, but he clearly didn’t seem to mind the chaos. And months after all the callouts and Twitter threats made their way into our homes and became part of our daily entertainment, none other than Waka Flocka Flame decided to add himself to the list.

Have we not learned our lesson, yet?

Guess not, as even Denver Nugget ‘Melo decided to put his name on her roster of haters when he placed a $5,000 check on her head for anyone that would slap the sh*t out of her. (Oh, wait, I forgot … someone hacked into his Twitter account, so it was another perpetrator that actually put the hit out).

Whatever the case I don’t get it. It’s like Kat’s a drug, the new little blue pill that hit New York in the 80’s, because it seems like despite her reputation everyone in the industry addicted. Nelly called her out on the radio, Fab put her on blast on Twitter, and now Twista is rumored to be helping Kat with her rap career, wwwhhhyyy???

Until I have that answer I’m thoroughly enjoying the WSHH videos that get posted weekly and the random implementations of Mama Stacks here and there. But while the debauchery continues I gotta ask another question; when can we expect the tell-all book Sloren Hill (I must credit that one to Mr. Samuel) has been clamoring about since day one? And is it just me or is anyone else wondering why DEFAX or ACS hasn’t stepped in to acquire Baby Stacks yet…that child is quite possibly destined for industry damnation.

Kat, you’re employment can only last so much longer, so who’s next? —Amber McKynzie

  • Kat Stacks

    Handin’ out AIDS like parkin’ tickets, nigga. What? Fuck you niggas gonna do about it? Long as you dumb fucks keep gettin’ with me I’ma keep burnin’ y’all. My cunt is like a radioactive landfill. This shit foams like a rabid dog, yo. Who wants next? I only had a train ran on me 23 times this week, I’m slippin’. I need to get back on my grind, as in grindin’ my Grand Canyon loose twat against any broke ass rapper that comes within 50 miles of me.

    • ghost

      no need for any more comments this nigga killed the shit lol

    • BeerGangsta

      Bitch this is Mister BeerGangsta!! Your Azz is so small. I had to stand outside and drink a large drink!! You are a nothing Honkey Bitch!!

    • matty21

      lol, haaaaaa!

    • like a dungeon dragon

      lmfaoooooooooo

  • http://www.sofloentertainment.com Semp

    They need to create a program prior to intervention. A form of abstinence of Kat Stacks. Too each their own though. Sometimes people just gotta learn on their own. I can’t even feel bad for the dudes. Its not like she hasn’t made her position known. yeah all of them.

  • http://yahoo jason

    same reason they was messing with supahead and the same reason u mess with the bum broads in your neighborhood, its good. lol strap up my guys or your ish gone look like the back of a crunch bar in the morning.

  • adrian smith birmingham england

    kat stacks who gives a damn about her she just a ho handin out aids which rapper has got it from her get ya shelf check fuck kat stacks smell her pussy from my computer sorry xxlmag 4 words listen 2 n.w.a just dont bite it

  • http://twitter.com/Jamal7Mile Jamal7Mile

    “Whatever the case I don’t get it. It’s like Kat’s a drug, the new little blue pill that hit New York in the 80’s, because it seems like despite her reputation everyone in the industry addicted.”

    ^^There, I fixed it for you.

    “…so the million-dollar question is, why are people still messin’ with her?”

    The rappers you mentioned above all have mental issues. Do they even count?

  • matty21

    “now Twista is rumored to be helping Kat with her rap career, wwwhhhyyy???” whattt? 4real, why? rumor, but why would dat rumor even come about? lol hope is completelyyy a rumor! cuz whattttttt? he wastin his time, if true, cuz NO1 going to be checking for that or taking it serious in any way what so ever! damn what a rumor, and yea y do cats keep messin with her? even talking to her, much less kicking it with her? know we make mistakes, but it’s getting to the point of, like y even talk to dis chick: it’s nothin but evil n negativity from what we see… ???

  • Sha

    “Why are Rappers Still Messing With Kat Stacks?”

    No. Let me correct this. The true question is….

    “WHY ARE MAGAZINES STILL WRITING ABOUT KAT STACKS?”

    And the answer is…….

    PUSSY RULES THE WORLD.

    At the root of almost every conflict is pussy. At the end of every profit is pussy. Pussy is the reward for handling your business. Lack of pussy is the penalty for thinking dick-first and doing what you know you shouldn’t. Pussy will make your calm serene neighbor cut your fuckin’ throat. But it’s all connected.

    These magazines know the true value of Kat’s cat. Her pussy isn’t only on rappers’ tongues. It’s on the editor’s tongue up in XXL and every other magazine that will give this chick play. So in essence, XXL is pimpin’ her. But I’m sure XXL will say that this isn’t prostitution at their profit. But that’s bullshit. They’re pimpin’ her exploits for more readership. It keeps us talking.

    And we’re guilty too. There is no reason Kat’s cat should be discussed by me or any other person. But pussy rules the world. And we are all slaves to it. Whether it’s my girl or your girl. Just the mere mention of pussy gets dudes amped. I’m the same slave that every dude is in the world.

    I guess the bigger question is……

    Who is strong enough to break this cycle?

    The magazine sure as hell won’t do it. They’re gettin’ money.

    Rappers won’t do it. They are literally gettin’ tricks from this chick.

    So I guess it has to be me. But how many dudes have vowed to not get caught in the cycle and ended up in that same trap? I guess it is what it is. Pussy.

  • http://yahoo jason

    i cosign everything you said sha but nobody ever gone break the cycle it will just be new pussy everybody is talking bout. cuz aint no pussy like new pussy.

  • Buck Black

    I’d letter her suck me off ahaahahahahahahah

  • ff1one

    anybody who gets the P knows there’s nothing like new P.

    Kat stats snatch is a marketing scheme. the media eating off it, rappers eatting off it and stacks eatting off it.

  • http://j-mace.deviantart.com Shawty J

    I don’t understand the appeal at all. She’s not that attractive, and she’s a self admitted ho. If I were a rapper I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot rod.

  • goatmouth

    I think it’s part of the contracts that they(rappers) sign. No sane person would have anything to do with this woman. I would not fuck this ho bitch with an immaginary dick!

  • Anonymous

    ho be gone suppost 2 b the earth but aint worth the pussy that u sit on

  • http://www.bboycult.com Don mcCaine

    Twista’s helping her with rapping?

    k

    But the best thing to do is boycott everything with this chix’ name. It’s all media trick-knowledge to shock and awe you with BS while they get the hits. Look at that Russell Simmons thread title for proof.

  • low franklin

    Fuck it I bang her back out wit my finger in her ass wit no shame inthe middle of Atlanta. Shit I might just make the news and get rich. Fuck it all female rappers im the new male ho im gone fuck all yall video vixen yall just past me around by next month I will be getting paid to appear at clubs around the world,and i want even tell i got kids that need to be fed.Its all bout getting paid

  • low franklin

    WNBA also yall can get it also

  • :D

    what a freakin whore!!!

  • adrianna

    kat stacks is LATINA fucking idiot get it right before you go running your ignorant ass mouth. Her mother barely even speaks english

  • Tic706

    I hope she turly gets herself together. No child should have to be exposed that life. It fucks them up for life even when they are trying to be positive. I hope she keeps her head up and like she said let her actions speak. But only time will tell.

  • Blondie Baby

    I pray for her. She is really brave, and I hope that she reunites with her son. I do believe she will change.

  • Monkey

    Who are you? Even a nobody like Kim Kardashian at least looks decent enough. Now you know the easy ride is cut short at Reality Station.

  • Lee

    She’s not sorry. I don’t think she should be in jail nor do I think she should be deported, but she’s not sorry about what she’s done. She needs to go to a long-term rehab center cuz she’s not mentally sane, that’s all there is to it