The Art Of The Leak, And What It Really Means

Most of you who frequent this site and the main hustle have this false ideal that I’m some arrogant, halfway illiterate blawguh who just got “lucky” with a website, right? If so, that’s kind of sad to know that – without actually knowing the person – folks have this misrepresentation of who I am just off the strength of my online persona.

To be honest, nobody should ever take anything I’ve written or will write here as a literary delineation of who I really am, when in actuality I’m probably more like you, the reader, than you realize. I have a fascination with certain materialistic baubles, I have an affinity for music and I write over here for the same reason you visit your favorite website, whatever that may be, each day instead of doing your job: to take your mind off, albeit temporarily, from the everyday struggles we all have.

Take today, for instance. Amidst the daily task of dealing with life’s intricate fuckeries, I sometimes look to some random-ass bum wine to at the very least calm my nerves. With today’s alcohol du jour being the infamous 4 Loko, I decided to try one. On an empty stomach. At roughly two this afternoon.

Needless to say, the combination of alcohol and caffeine found in this red can of death I just consumed has me wanting to go to sleep and do calisthenics in the middle of my living room right now.

Really not the best feeling while you’re “on the clock,” so to speak.

The quasi-intoxication, however, has me wondering about a variety of things, primarily Kanye’s album that I finally got around to the other day. Personal opinions on the music aside I feel that the actual leak of the album itself could be the most beneficial from Kanye’s promotional blitzkrieg amongst all the press about George Bush, Matt Lauer, Taylor Swift, Amber Rose, G.O.O.D. Friday, Selita Ebanks and everything else I can’t seem to remember at the moment thanks to this damn alcohol poisoning my veins right now. The largely positive response the album has received is what Kanye’s current and future so-called “media trainers” should be paying attention to, not what part of White AmeriKKKA Kanye offends whenever he opens his mouth.

On the flip side – and this is totally the 4 Loko talking right now – I heard nary a constructive criticism of Nicki Minaj’s debut album, Pink Friday, when it leaked a couple days ago. It was as if people found a “pre-release advance copy,” listened to it, deleted it from their hard drives and bought Jay-Z’s book of rhymes instead. It also didn’t help that her album leaked roughly a week before it’s scheduled due date, while Kanye’s dropped a full two weeks ahead of time similar to her label partner Drake’s Thank Me Later, giving people less time to absorb and deliver a verdict on it before it hits the retail shelves. Going into her final week before the album release, one has to wonder if the apparent lack of discussion will either help or hurt Nicki in the end.

I’m sure both artists will do numbers their first weeks out, but when more people are talking about Kanye than Nicki it’s easy to see who will sell like gangbusters. I gotta stop drinking these things…

  • http://www.bboycult.com Don mcCaine

    “Massive (Monster/Martians) Attack” was raw sewage.

    But the rap Lady Gaga will be alright. Kanye has a hit on his hands.

  • roger

    why did u steal bols 4 loko joke. if u want to show that ur cool get ur own material

  • Worley

    “I decided to try one. On an empty stomach. ”

    Amateur status.

  • Mitch 3K

    The opinions online dont really mean anything in the grand scheme of things.

    If the internet had any power of public perception, Drakes album would still be sitting on the shelves and Canibus would be platinum ….. Turns out the opposite happened

    Nicki’s album will do alright, her target audience aint the heads online D/L every leaked record, over-analizing it and giving one of their mediocre Amature night ratings.

    And I’m not a Nicki Minaj fan (or a Kanye Fan for that matter either) but neither one of them is in danger just because the internet said so.

  • John Cochran

    Leaks are important nowadays, becuase most people want to hear the music before they spend thier hard earned ten bucks on it. I don’t remember the last time, if ever, that I’ve bought an album without hearing anything but the single. It can hurt the artists though if fans have it too early and decide its wack, so I think one to two weeks is okay. I personally haven’t listened to Ye’s album yet cuase I know I’m gonna buy it. Props to Meka for taking that pedophile looking picture down.

  • Al Roker

    That’s Real Talk Meka! Stay Up… peace

  • nLight

    My dude, nice blog. But did you really say nary?

  • Zuluboy Wonda

    “…to take your mind off, albeit temporarily, from the everyday struggles we all have.” – We all need that high, I feel ya.

    BTW why is everyone quite on Banks? That’s worrying me, coz that’s the album I’m looking forward to, the most… is it just me?

  • illbop

    Can someone please answer this for me:

    Why are poeple so up in arms, shocked when an album leaks?

    Am i the only who’s been copping albums 2 weeks before they drop since 2000, with Napster. I mean really.

  • P. Harris

    1. 4 Loko on an empty stomach!?????
    -THATS THAT SHIT! BE STRAIGHT FUCKED UP OFF ONE CAN!!!

    2. Who gives a fuck what we think about you Meka… just blog nigga… dayum…

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