Sorry, Drake, My Bad — When Drunk Rappers Meet
Back in 2007, Tanya Morgan did a few via-email collabs with Drake. Two of the three ended up on YouTube and I hope the third never leaks. For the record, I didn’t leak the other two either.
Oh, and When I speak of rappers I knew/know that are more successful than I am it’s out of being proud of them, not to name drop or whatever. I get nothing out of that and neither do you.
Anyway, in early 2009 (if I’m not mistaken), we see each other at a Wale show and (thanks to my friend’s then-girlfriend) I was drunk out of my mind. Drizzy came up like, “VON, WHAT’S GOOD!”
All I remember was me saying, “Yo, manf whatszsd up! Yo, shvkjvvdf, I know you be with Wanye nowkhsdkjfvk but YO, YOU KNOW I’M NOT BANDWAGONING, SON, BUT WE GOTTA PUT THEM SONGS OUT, BABY!”
He said, “Yeah, man, you was down from day one. We gotta do those joints over one day.”
We took a picture and then we both walked off in separate directions. Now, this was right before he really took off so now every time I turn my TV/computer on I have to say to myself, “Wow, I was a drunken fool to the biggest rapper out.”
I’m sure this reads all lame, but I’m using this as a public apology because I can’t see dude around like I see most of my colleagues. Everyone else I have been a drunken fool around (like introducing myself to Senor Kaos like five times in an hour, or interrupting a Marco Polo interview on camera) I’ve apologized in person. Hahaha.
So far every one of these blog entries have been about drugs and liquor. Shame on me. I’m not a drunk but I used to be. Now I’ll be at fully open bars just chilling. No more nonsense from me. Hold your damn liquor, Pea. Man up.
So to Drake and anyone else I may have been a drunken fool to in the past, I apologize.
**Cracks open a 40 of PBR**
Tomorrow’s entry won’t involve coke orgies, strippers, liquor, sex tapes, or guns. I promise. But before I go, let me know any of your embarrassing drunk moments so I won’t feel alone. Hahaha.