This is going to be a short one. It’s not really much of a story but I think it’s funny. Like to hear it? Well, here it goes…
Back in 2007, Tanya Morgan did a few via-email collabs with Drake. Two of the three ended up on YouTube and I hope the third never leaks. For the record, I didn’t leak the other two either.
Oh, and When I speak of rappers I knew/know that are more successful than I am it’s out of being proud of them, not to name drop or whatever. I get nothing out of that and neither do you.
Anyway, in early 2009 (if I’m not mistaken), we see each other at a Wale show and (thanks to my friend’s then-girlfriend) I was drunk out of my mind. Drizzy came up like, “VON, WHAT’S GOOD!”
All I remember was me saying, “Yo, manf whatszsd up! Yo, shvkjvvdf, I know you be with Wanye nowkhsdkjfvk but YO, YOU KNOW I’M NOT BANDWAGONING, SON, BUT WE GOTTA PUT THEM SONGS OUT, BABY!”
**drunken stupor**
He said, “Yeah, man, you was down from day one. We gotta do those joints over one day.”
We took a picture and then we both walked off in separate directions. Now, this was right before he really took off so now every time I turn my TV/computer on I have to say to myself, “Wow, I was a drunken fool to the biggest rapper out.”
I’m sure this reads all lame, but I’m using this as a public apology because I can’t see dude around like I see most of my colleagues. Everyone else I have been a drunken fool around (like introducing myself to Senor Kaos like five times in an hour, or interrupting a Marco Polo interview on camera) I’ve apologized in person. Hahaha.
So far every one of these blog entries have been about drugs and liquor. Shame on me. I’m not a drunk but I used to be. Now I’ll be at fully open bars just chilling. No more nonsense from me. Hold your damn liquor, Pea. Man up.
So to Drake and anyone else I may have been a drunken fool to in the past, I apologize.
**Cracks open a 40 of PBR**
Tomorrow’s entry won’t involve coke orgies, strippers, liquor, sex tapes, or guns. I promise. But before I go, let me know any of your embarrassing drunk moments so I won’t feel alone. Hahaha.
