Shorty wanna PlayStation

Earlier today I consulted Google Images for a picture to illustrate a post I had “written” about how Young Buck’s children no longer have a PlayStation, and I found an extremely teh ghey picture someone put together of The Game and Young Buck… erm, becoming one with one another. I didn’t bother to investigate any further, because the only gay sex I find acceptable[||} is between two women, but I’m assuming it was put together either by someone in 50 Cent’s camp, or a particularly committed G-Unit stan.

Whomever it was, I’m sure he was pleased to hear just how bad things have gotten for Young Buck. Yesterday, shotgun-wielding federal agents swarmed his house in Nashville and seized his assets, including jewelry, furniture, platinum plaques and recording equipment. He was allowed to keep his home and vehicles, but only because his lawyer struck a deal with the IRS. He probably made a hard luck case for Young Buck. Where would his kids go, if he were to be kicked out on the streets? Clearly, they weren’t playing games, if they showed up with shotguns and went so far as to take his damn furniture. Where’s he gonna sit?

I doubt whatever they seized came anywhere close to meeting Buck’s $300,000 debt to the federal government. He complained via statement that the feds took his kids’ PlayStation, and I happen to know you can’t get shit for those video game system. I joked in a post the other day that the only thing I have to offer the guy who sent me those passwords (still working!) to all of the top pr0n sites of any real value, in case I die (a distinct possibility given my upcoming eye surgery, not to mention my lifestyle in general), is a PS2, and I was informed via some young guy on my formspring that you can’t get shit for a PS2 these days. If you tried to trade it in for a new game on PS3 or Xbox 360 at one of these used game stores (a colossal ripoff, granted), you’d still have to kick in a significant amount of money. I’m gonna give Young Buck the benefit of the doubt and assume his kids had a PS3, but still. The PS3 has been out since 2006, and a lot of people are out of a job since then. This site’s staff has turned over like four times.

If Young Buck had any sense, he’d just get rid of his house and get himself a house for people who can’t expect as much out of life – like my house. Young Buck would be particularly fortunate, in that it wouldn’t be as much of an adjustment for him to move to a place in the ghetto. Security wouldn’t be as much of an issue. Lest we forget, he once stabbed someone with a fork at the Vibe Awards for trying to run up on Dr. Dre. (And yet he was still kicked out of G-Unit.) The house Young Buck is in now probably isn’t as nice as, say, that house 50 Cent bought from some woman who used to be with Mike Tyson, but it’s probably worth more than $300,000, right? Not that Young Buck, or people who live in Tennessee in general, necessarily has very high standards, but how else would he have gotten into such dire straits financially?

It’s funny, back when I heard that Chamillionaire essentially lost his house to foreclosure, it didn’t seem to make sense to me. I’d always assumed that Chamillionaire was smarter than most rappers, because he’s an African, and Africans, er, at least the ones they let into the US, are so much smarter than regular black people, but obviously he’s not that smart, if he put all of that money down on a house, and paid the note on it for like four years, just to give it back to the bank. (You don’t get that money back, right?) Could it be that African people just seem smarter than regular black people, because they have such bad attitudes (especially the women)? But Chamillionaire might be on to something. He probably wasn’t lying when he said that he isn’t completely out of money. It just that he realizes that, if he lives to be 100 years old, he’s never gonna be nearly as successful as he was for like two years back in the mid ’00s. It’s time to curb his enthusiasm, so to speak.

Young Buck doesn’t seem to get it. In his statement to the press, he complains that the feds took his home studio, so he can’t even record anymore. Presumably, the IRS is aware that Young Buck is a recording artist by trade (why do you think they showed up armed?), and if they thought there was any way he could make enough money to pay them back, they would have let him keep his recording equipment. It’s not like they don’t want their $300,000. Those bombs aren’t gonna pay for themselves.

  • JAY STONE

    word!never bite the hand that feed you

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  • Rap22

    Well,it was a hell of a ride for Buck.He earned millions of dollars,travelled the world and performed in big ass stadiums when he was with g-unit.Now he is broke,no album releases,has a bad contract he can`t get out of and has alot of debt..Damn thats a looong way to fall son.

  • LOL@RWORD

    ALL 50 DOES IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

  • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

    Sh^t happens.

    But one of the homies brought up a valid point. It looks like Buck kept that 250K Fif gave him, ’cause the 300K sounds like an extra 50K for penalties.

  • http://cahvilletenaki young buck

    Ma babys cant play day playstation no mo got ta get sum new golden teefs fa my mouf yaw. how it go? brap bbbrrraapppppp shot all dem fools who came in ma house trina take ma babys toys. Dat playstation cost me all my rent $ dis munth how a niggu gon eat now? mite hav ta sell one ama eskalades to sum ho ass busta who think he can ride like da niggu buk.

    a yo but im out a time here im hola at u lata when i get off my shiff at churchs chikin oops i meen sellin drugs n shootin mufukus. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUNOT

  • http://thisis50.com THE KID 50 CENT

    HAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP BUCK
    CRYIN ASS NIGGA

  • http://thisis50.com DA KID 50 CENT AKA FERRARI

    AYO BUCK
    SHUT DA HELL UP
    GET OFF DA INTERNET
    GO CRY INTO A PHONE SOME MORE

    oh and in case you aint know
    it go like this boy
    gggggggggggggggg unit!!!!!!!one!!!1!

  • http://caville10aki.com buk aka da only g that was eva in gunit

    nigga fuk u fifte
    thankin u da shet jus cuz u still rich as a fuk
    niggu u da 1 who gay
    not da niggu loyd banx
    he wuz in da gay muve but niggu u mo gay dan him!
    how u gon explane dat to yo churins?
    u cant niggggggggggggggggu

    ca$hville in dis muthafuku
    yung buk in dis muthafuku
    10 a ki niggu hola at me

    buk buk BUK

    albim cumen soon
    on my momma dick niggu i swear i will end gunit

    • DJLL

      What the fuck is wrong with you, patna?

  • http://thisis50.com FIF

    OH YEAH AND YOU JUST SAID YO MAMA GOT A DICK

    NIGGA U PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY
    gggggggggggg unit!!!!!1

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Fifty should let that man go and stop fuckin with him like that. That’s some cold shit. I guess he really pissed Fisty off!

  • http://joedaleeda.com Fat Joe

    Ayo 5-0 you need to shut yo ass up. Leave that boy Buck alone, leave the big dog terror squadian Fat Joseph alone too. Nigga (oh yeah I can say nigga still right?) you know you can’t come to the Bronx cuz thats where Cook Coke Crack Cartagina the Don stay flossin at. Ayo 5-0 go snitch some more. Pussy.

    WE GOIN PLATINUM OVER HERE NIGGA

  • http://thisis50.com The Fiftieth Cent

    OH LOOKA HERE
    ITS DA ELEPHANT IN DA ROOM
    FAT ASS JOE
    GO EAT SOME MORE BAGELS YOU FUCKIN BUM
    YO ALBUM SOLD LIKE NEGATIVE TWELVE COPIES
    THAT SHIT WENT TRIPLE DIRT
    NIGGA THAT SHIT WENT QUADRUPLE WORM PISS
    IM GETTIN MONEY
    I
    I
    I
    I GET IT
    HAHAHA HAWWWWW
    HA
    HA
    HAHAHA HAWWWW
    ggggggggggggggg unit!!!!

  • El Tico Loco

    *Double checks to make sure he’s not on WSHH*

    • HellNaw

      ahaha

      who is this 50cent spam-artist?? And why isn’t he bothering bossip or something.

  • http://joedaleeda.com Overweight Jose

    Shut up fifty ;_;

  • http://thisis50.com Captain Curt

    LOL Joe u bum.

  • http://defjam.com Ja Rule

    Fuck you 50 its murdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • http://thisis50.com 49+1

    JA EAT A DICK PUSSY NIGGA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    gggggggg unit

  • http://www.kkk.bz/ KKKnights Party

    NIGGER BYRON,

    YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR NIGGER FOLLOWERS WILL DIE IN A LAKE OF FIRE, BECAUSE THAT IS GOD’S WILL! GOD CREATED NIGGERS TO BE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO, NOT TO BE WRITING BLOGS AND GIVING STUPID OPINIONS! GO BACK TO THE ST. LOUIS ZOO, OR I’LL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL TO COME AND U-HAUL YOUR ASS BACK! YOU WILL DIE SOON ENOUGH, SO HELP ME GOD! NIGGER BYRON, SEPT 28 IS THE DAY YOU WILL DIE!

    SINCERELY,
    KKKnights Party of AmeriKKKa

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  • doctor mothafudga

    “Presumably, the IRS is aware that Young Buck is a recording artist by trade (why do you think they showed up armed?), ”

    i lol’d

  • http://youthbuck.com The Youngest Buckeroo of Them All

    Yaw niggua needa shut da fuk up im tired a dis shet ho ass niggu always trina h8 ona nuthu niggu

    BUK
    BUK
    BUK
    ggggggggggggggunot

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