Run and tell THAT, homeboy

Never let it be said that nothing good ever resulted from rape.

First of all, there’s a distinct possibility that we never would have had a black-ish president. lol jk Second of all, Antoine Dodson’s sister almost got raped, and now he supposedly has enough money to move his family from the projects, if not enough to stop living with his entire family, as if this was India.

Why is it that all of those people were living in the same house together? Antoine Dodson is in his mid ’20s. And his sister is obviously no spring chicken either, if she’s got all of those kids, though someone still found her rapeworthy (an actual term apparently – I checked). The rapist, whom I’m surprised they haven’t found, may have stalked her for a while before he decided to go in for the kill, so to speak. Otherwise, how would he have known to sneak into her bedroom? He could have accidentally sneaked into Antoine’s bedroom, where he may have been raped himself.

You can’t tell from the infamous TV news report, but there might have been way more people living in that apartment. I can’t imagine that Antoine and Kelly’s parents, i.e. (let’s keep it real), Antoine and Kelly’s mother, has her own place, that’s decent. Otherwise, why would she run the risk of letting her kids and her grandkids (and their kids, so on and so forth) live in such a dangerous area, where you can hardly go to sleep without worrying about getting raped? It’s one thing if a woman gets raped-raped the old fashioned way, especially depending on what she’s wearing. But breaking into someone’s house to rape them is crossing a line. You didn’t even do anything to provoke it! I’ve lived in some pretty suspect places since I graduated from college, but that’s because my parents and I don’t get along well enough at this point to live together, even in such a big house. They’ll find me, to lay a guilt trip on me about my career in hip-hop journalism.

I’m assuming Antoine lived there because his sister got the place for free, or for some nominal fee like $5 a month (yes, some people on section 8 really do pay $5 a month rent, and some of them still fall behind on that), because she’s got all of those kids, and if you’re a woman, you can get a free place to live + money, as long as you have a kid you obviously aren’t capable of raising well. It’s all part of the Illuminati’s plan to keep black people mired in poverty for generation after generation, because the way capitalism works is you have to have a permanent underclass. But you can’t get shit, if you’re a guy, because who gives a shit if a man has someplace to stay, and food to eat? Normally, you’re not even allowed to stay on “the welfare” if you have a man in the house, which is also part of the Illuminati’s plan, but there might be a special provision for obvious homosexuals, who can help make sure the male children don’t turn out right.

Now Antoine is in the tough position of being somewhat obligated to take care of his sister and her umpteen kids, with all of the money he’s supposedly making. According to a story in the New York Times yesterday, he’s made enough to move them all from the projects. He could take that money, skip town and get himself a place in the part of Atlanta where that guy shot that 28 Days Later-style video of all of the tranny hookers walking the street (or is that all of Atlanta?), but he kinda owes it to his sister to help her escape from the project, not least of which because that guy might try to rape her again (why doesn’t he just try to holler the old fashioned way? has he seen her teeth?), but also because he was living there on her largess. Not that she had to put forth much in the way of effort, but still.

I guess what all he can do will depend on how much he makes. It could be quite a bit. The story in the Times says that the infamous “Bed Intruder Song” has cracked Billboard’s Hot 100 and gone as high as number 3 on iTunes, plus he’s making money from merch sales and a PayPal button on his site. There wasn’t a specific figure, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was quite a bit of money. You have to sell a lot of songs to make it to the top of those iTunes charts. Didn’t that one Flo Rida song sell like six million copies? I remember, when I was in Boston earlier this year, Esoteric was breaking down how much that guy Sam Adams must have spent to game iTunes’ hip-hop chart. That shit wasn’t cheap! Whatever he has now, I’m sure it’s orders of magnitude more than he’s ever had in his life. It’s probably more than anyone he’s related to has made in their life, with the caveat that I’m not sure if they’ve ever had a job. Roffle.

  • P-Matik

    “Normally, you’re not even allowed to stay on “the welfare” if you have a man in the house, which is also part of the Illuminati’s plan, but there might be a special provision for obvious homosexuals, who can help make sure the male children don’t turn out right.”

    Damn, I had to stop and marinate on that one for a minute. Wild.

  • RayCharles

    THEY RAPIN ERRRRRYBODY BOL EVEN YOUR FAT ASS

    • Bol

      I think I’m Big Meech; Larry Hoover.

  • Worley

    “But you can’t get shit, if you’re a guy.”

    You are right about that. The only social programs for men are prison and the military, both of which are definitely a part of the Illuminati’s plan.

  • Hannibal Cannibal

    The 4th paragraph should be framed and hung up in the Smithsonian or studied in college or something. ROFL

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  • Sha

    A little confused by this posting (yeah right…more like all of Bol’s postings)

    “Never let it be said that nothing good ever resulted from rape. First of all, there’s a distinct possibility that we never would have had a black-ish president. lol jk”

    Huh?????

    I try to look at these postings as jokes or some very dry humor, but Mr. Crawford always goes beyond that.

    To me…. and you can take this personally Mr. Crawford….

    YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN RUSH LIMBAUGH, SEAN HANNITY, OR ANY OTHER SHOCK JOCK. YOU SAY THINGS WITHOUT ANY SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY AND YOU ARE COMPENSATED FOR IT.

    I RESPOND TO YOUR BLOGS BECAUSE I FEEL MAKE IT MY DUTY TO BATTLE IGNORANCE WHENEVER I ENCOUNTER IT. AND SINCE YOU HAVE DAILY BLOGS, I WILL BE LABELED A PERMANENT HATER, BECAUSE I WILL DEFINITELY COUNTER WHAT YOU WRITE EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU DON’T HAVE THIS JOB ANY MORE.

    • dude

      u need a job

      • Sha

        You need to gather the rest of your ugly dark skinted people and go pick my fucking cotton while your hideous big assed fem-beasts slob on my white cock!

        • $yk

          What the fuck? FUCK YOU!

      • HellNaw

        Sha.

        Maybe you should get invovled in some kind of gainful employment.Then you wouldn’t have time to be all over the blogs with the same dumb ‘flame throw…’ crap you spew before mumbling on for like 4 paragraphs.

        It’s very boring.

  • glee club

    rapeworthy – lol

    • Da Burga Kang

      Bitch nigga.

  • traethelie

    “(yes, some people on section 8 really do pay $5 a month rent, and some of them still fall behind on that)”

    Yes!!! Were I grew up, people would pay $2 dollars a month for rent and pay a years worth, worried that they might fall behind on rent!!

  • cmoney91

    good post Bol

  • Sha

    Obviously someone is writing under my moniker. I don’t delve in disrespect or any other type of racist bullshit.

    @HellNaw…..

    I write shit for me and the people interested. Not you. Don’t like it? Don’t read it. That simple.

    • Sha

      I also like to write in all capital letters so others know that I am VERY serious. I am on an internet campaign to end Bol’s career because he has a job and I don’t.

  • Sha

    Whoever wrote that last comment under my name… Thanks for the fame. But if you don’t have balls (or Bols) to stand up under your own moniker, you suck cock (Bol’s included).

    • Sha

      I am getting fame from comment posts! YES! I have big balls for posting under a made up moniker instead of my actual name! I am the truth! I also grasp the concept of puns!

  • Blitz

    Damn! Yall be on some serious dick ridin. That nigga Sha is the truth! Half of yall be internet gangstas and scared to rep with your real name.

    What up Sha!

    • Blitz

      I rep with my real name! I am Blitz Blitzington. TRUF!

  • Anonymous

    i c they got $yk’s name out there 2 with da bullshit

    • Anonymous

      i c u str8 pussy

  • DazzOne

    Tripping…

  • Anonymous

    Lmao i love how all it took was for me to start trolling this bitch up and others started doing the same right after. Good work lads whoever you may be keep taking names xd

    • Anonymous

      diff is i’m actually clever with my shit. ur just patently offensive. but it’s still betta than half the “regulars” in here that take shit WAY too seriously…

  • Mickey

    Yall be wildn 4 real

  • LowKey

    Its hard ta read ur post(dont get me wrong most of r funny)after seein ur interview…I’m like damn is that really Bol?!?!?! Half the rappers he talk about a probably beat em up in a real life situation…Run n Tell That…

  • psy

    ^^ which is obviously a good measure of credibility. anyhow many rappers are frail looking or midgets who bol could probably slap the shit out of.

  • Anton Pillayu

    This is such a poorly written article. The grammar is poor and choice of words similar to that of what a 8th grader would have used. Articles of this nature make wonder that the internet is really full of shit. The writer of this article is a bitch nigga and big time hater

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