Should Joe Budden respond to Lil B?

Joe Budden must be counting on not many people ever hearing “T Shirts and Buddens,” the Joe Budden dis song by Lil B, whom, coincidentally, I wrote about here last week. Remember, he was the guy who knew he wasn’t teh ghey, because when he’s stroking it to pr0n with other guys in the room and some teh ghey shit pops up, he just keeps on pulling his pud while everyone else shrieks in horror and turns away from the screen?

It isn’t clear to me that the Internet Soldiers – the legion of militant Joe Budden stans who ended my oh, so brief career as a journalist for actual print magazines, that you have to be talented to write for – are even around anymore. I’ve yet to hear anything from them re: Lil B vs. Joe Budden, and it’s been damn near 24 hours. They used to seem so dedicated. I don’t know if they got upset with him, when he tried to claim that what he did to Taheezo didn’t constitute domestic violence, because all he did was push her into a wall, or what.

On a side note, I’m pretty sure I saw recently where Somaya Reece, one of Budden’s post-Taheezo jumpoffs is also now claiming that Joe Budden put a shoe on her, but she might just be upset that getting with Joe Budden didn’t do anything for her career. At least Taheezo almost got on the cover of the late, great King magazine. I probably could have helped her career more than Joe Budden. Budden wasn’t nearly as diligent about taking lingering, pervy videos of her ass and posting them on YouTube as he was with Taheezo. I would have shot way more video of her, if only for my own personal amusement.

It could be that Joe Budden’s career just isn’t strong enough anymore to sustain his own stan community. That Slaughterhouse album only sold something ridonkulous like four thousand copies per member. Even Little Brother might be more successful, on a per failed MC basis. And that’s been damn near a year ago. Since then, I know there were rumors that they might be signing to Shady/Aftermath, but I’m pretty sure Eminem started those himself, concerned with his street cred after the relative critical and commercial failure of Relapse. I don’t believe that Interscope is gonna waste any money on a Slaughterhouse album any more than I believe that Pete Rock and the RZA made significant contributions to the new Kanye West album. I just hope Slaughterhouse got paid well to pose next to Eminem in that Drake video.

Shortly after “T Shirts and Buddens” hit the Internets, I saw where Joe Budden said he was on his way to the studio. I thought a response would be all over the Internets by now, but apparently he meant that as a joke, as if he couldn’t be bothered to respond to a rapper as significant as Lil B. I didn’t realize this until Noz pointed it out in his comprehensive Lil B vs. Budden beef recap, perhaps in part because I’m not a very strong reader, but mostly because it seems absurd to me that any rapper could be insignificant enough to not warrant a response from Joe Budden. At the very least, he should probably wait until an actual Lil B album hits stores and sells worse than the last several Joe Budden albums to make such a claim. Noz claims that Lil B is popular to the point where he’s being discussed on the front page of most hip-hop fora (which apparently still exist) and even several fora that don’t have jack schitt to do with rap music – though it isn’t clear if this is just discussion of the video of him getting cold cocked by a guy he used to bang in high school. [||]

Fortunately for Joe Budden, Lil B has already decided to dead their beef in utero, like Drew Barrymore’s children. I don’t know if it’s because he’s afraid Joe Budden might beat him up, or if it’s just because he’s certifiably bathsit. It could be both. Budden has been involved in his share of violent incidents, but usually, if it’s with another guy, Budden is on the receiving end of it. Nullus? The only time he’s issuing a beatdown is if a woman is involved. But Lil B is a teh ghey guy, which I guess is kinda like a woman. He’s already had hands laid on him once this month. No homo. And you know how crazy people are always sending you these bizarre emails, going off on you for some shit you didn’t even do, and then the next thing you know they’re apologizing equally as profusely, before you hardly even had a chance to respond. Crazy people just like to apologize for shit. I think it makes them feel like less of a burden on society.

  • geico lizard

    “Crazy people just like to apologize for shit. I think it makes them feel like less of a burden on society.”
    ^^^
    That is the only way to explain Ron Artests post game interviews last night. The best part was when Ron said,”Why are you staring at me like that,daughter?” Like he didnt know his own daughters name. Ron needs his own VH1 show.

    • what

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  • sealsaa

    ^^He called his daughter daughter? LMAO, as if she was just some stand-in to make us all think that he was a perfectly normal guy with a family.

    • AZ40

      Isn’t that what white people do say “Mother,Father,Brother,Sister,Son,Daughter”…well at least like really proper and stuck up white people?

      • Enlightened

        Fuck y’all LOL I call my daughter “daughter”

        I know it’s not some shit you see everyday but it just stuck and I got used to it

  • http://www.mikestreezy.com Mike Streezy

    Lol@ Crazy people just like to apologize for shit. I think it makes them feel like less of a burden on society.” Nice.

    Clcik on my name.

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    Any and all talk of Lil B just bores me.

    And it’s 2010…I thought we were done with every other rapper’s name starting with Lil or Young/Yung.

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  • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

    Actually I found Ron Artest’s postgame talk to be heartwarming. Son came from a spot where he was almost exiled from the game to being a champion. Phil Jackson is a master motivator, I would love to chop it up with him, & Fif,

    He was drunk with success, but our social equality is so dysfunctional, we don’t know how to act when we win. This should show cats that devotion to your craft and hard work can lead to achieving your goals. Son even thanked his shrink, again showing that you don’t do things by yourself, there are people who believe in you to actually help you IF you listen, AND HAVE GOOD PEOPLE AROUND YOU.

    If these youngin’s want a testimonial on being real, look at Ron-Ron (I’m looking at you Lil’ B & Boosie followers).

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      Co-Sign…

  • http://www.dopemuzic.com B Eazy

    I would actually rather Joe Budden not respond to this dude, becuase what’s the point? Dude is clearly extra super wack and that lil ni**a on the tape rung his fuckin bell then cleaned his clock LMAO…

    Yo Mike Streezy I clicked on your name, listened to a couple joints. I kinda liked that “dangerous” joint though I have to admit that you don’t sound particularly dangerous.. no hate or nothin like that, just my honest opinion. On the second joint everybody sounded like a fake somebody else. Fake T-Pain on the hook, Then a fake TI flow followed by a fake Flo-rida, then a fake Trick Daddy…

    Sounds like you got some talent though, and good polished production, now you just need to find your own voice. Good luck homie, I wish you all the success in the world

  • Caino

    ‘Remember, he was the guy who knew he wasn’t teh ghey, because when he’s stroking it to pr0n with other guys in the room and some teh ghey shit pops up, he just keeps on pulling his pud while everyone else shrieks in horror and turns away from the screen?’

    Jesus christ, l just fell from my chair laughing.

  • mav

    no he shouldnt respond cuz i dont know who the fuck lil b is

  • .tony.

    “it seems absurd to me that any rapper could be insignificant enough to not warrant a response from Joe Budden”

    ^^ this all day. at this point theyre basically just 2 points on the same line;

    lil b – failing rapper
    joe budden – failed rapper

    they might as well pretend to beef to get/keep people talking about them, its not like they have anything else better to do

  • HellNaw

    What the fukk is a Lil B?

    I’ve only heard Bol talking about this dude.He is clearly losing rapster trying to catch fame off someone who used to be relevant.What is his career plan? Taking shots at failed rappers?

    At this rate Charles Hamilton should be shaking in his Pastry kicks.

  • Axeo

    Lil B’s next move: making a diss towards that guy who got beat up on the bus then asked for the amalance.

    Lil B has even said he was sorry and made even more arrogant statements afterwords. Even admitted Joe a Legand (his words not mine) and was trying to raise his rep through stupid moves. He takes a double loss on this one folks

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  • El Tico Loco

    Joe Budden is into taking shots at Saigon, Jay or better so he shouldn’t waste his time, although now he can see how Jay felt about the darts Budden threw at him.

  • swype-matic

    Who the fuck is Lil’ B??? Is that the Chicken Noodle Soup girl?

  • Anonymous

    Byron, you a Big B, a Big Bitch/
    always hatin, talkin slick shit/
    you diss trake cuz he sells too many records/
    say he lacks talent, rap vs hip hop = chess vs checkers/
    Budden comes sick, always spittin flame/
    but when you write about Joe, you hate just the same?/
    what part the game is that?/
    in fact, name an album, that to you, isn’t wack/
    there i dissed you, respond, what you got?/
    I do this for the real thinkers, artists; Tupac.

    • these posts are racist

      That was me, not sure why it came up Anon

  • these posts are racist

    Byron, you a Big B, a Big Bitch/
    always hatin, talkin slick shit/
    you diss trake cuz he sells too many records/
    say he lacks talent, rap vs hip hop = chess vs checkers/
    Budden comes sick, always spittin flame/
    but when you write about Joe, you hate just the same?/
    what part the game is that?/
    in fact, name an album, that to you, isn’t wack/
    there i dissed you, respond, what you got?/
    I do this for the real thinkers, artists; Tupac.

  • these posts are racist

    Byron, you a Big B, a Big Bitch/
    always hatin, talkin slick shit/
    you diss trake cuz he sells too many records/
    say he lacks talent, rap vs hip hop = chess vs checkers/
    Budden comes sick, always spittin flame/
    but when you write about Joe, you hate just the same?/
    what part the game is that?/
    in fact, name an album, that to you, isn’t wack/
    there i dissed you, respond, what you got?/
    I do this for the real thinkers, artists; Tupac.

    -TPAR

  • 40 cali

    This fat ugly fucker obsessed wit B. how many times u gonna write bout him u fagget!!????!!!!????

  • redforman

    Ima keep it 100. i fuck with lil b. he in my top 5 favs right now. budden fell off a while back, he kinda irrelavant. and wtf you said lil B is gay? i think you gay and like that nigga homo. btw this article was wack, waste of my time reading this bullshit

  • bocka!!

    Redforman, I’m gonna need you to kill yourself, homie. Because for you to fuck with Lil B would mean you have to understand and enjoy some of the shit that he talks about. If you do, I gotta assume that you’re probably an uneducated mothafucka that grew up without a father and lives off of other people. No lyrical substance — pardon me, not ATTEMPT at lyrical substance and you like him? You better start cutting out your food stamps little nigga because you won’t make it.

    -bocka!!

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  • bxrich3

    bocka just nearly killed me from laughing so damn hard.. and SMDH at redforman for co-signing this clown

  • Anonymous

    1st – budden is a top 10 all time great lyrist
    2nd- what is lil b
    3rd – bol, i really think joe budden fucked yo momma or something becuz u stay hating dude and truth is he is real hip hop

  • The Decatur Dictator

    Joe is at home drinking Mojito’s learning some facts on this fool, then…..BAM!!!

    Hit em with the 4-5th-that’s for having loose lips-
    lil B ugly-I’ll give him a face lift-
    lil nig misfit-cook em like a bisquik-
    give the nig da mizness-double X L can witness-
    Kill em on the turnpike-bury em on a cold night-
    that’s for rapping reckless-now yo azz is frost bite.

    Done–

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  • Anonymous

    Lil B is so real that these hip-hop dudes who act hard don’t even know how to react.

    Lil B is humble, he admits when he makes mistakes, he apologizes, he shouts out who he listens to, he pays homage to tons of artists.

    Every time he says he looks like a pretty bitch, he looks like Barbara Walters, etc. it’s a diss at all these lame ass internet dudes who act hard as fuck for no reason, all these stupid kids and grown men who thinks ACTING HARD hip-hop.

    The dude can spit hot bars when he wants, but when he doesn’t he makes hot MUSIC.

    #BASED for life

    • swype-matic

      Is that you Lil’ B?

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  • Killa

    Lil’B > Joe Budden

    #BasedForLife