Should Drake dis Beanie Sigel?

It’s obvious that Beanie Sigel singled out Drake to dis on some hood DVD not just because he’s phenomenally popular -  the new face of hip-hop, to hear the New York Times tell it, though Thank Me Later fell way the fuck short of its projected (by people who tend to pull things out of their asses) two million in first-week sales – but because he knew it’d be easy to get away with it. Even if Drake did try to retaliate, it’d be nothing to put him in his place, both on the mic and using his fists.

The question is not so much why Beanie Sigel threatened to smack the shit out of Drake on the new Halfway House DVD (whatever that is) as it is how he realized it was such a good idea.

Did he see how Drake let Lil Kim get away with talking mad shit about him, essentially inviting him to strike back with what could have been the cruelest dis track evar, taking her to task for her age, her numerous botched plastic surgeries, the fact that Biggie wrote the only good rhymes she ever spit, so on and so forth, and perhaps referencing her portrayal in the godawful Biggie Smalls biopic, especially those ridonkulous sex scenes? (Lil Kim wishes her cans jiggled like that. Nhjic.)

The song pretty much writes itself. If only Drake had the balls.

Or could it be that Beanie Sigel is actually aware that Drake played a character named Wheelchair Jimmy on the Nickelodeon version of Degrassi Jr. High? He can’t be on the Internets much, if he isn’t aware of that video in which he shoved his tongue down Peedi Crakk’s ear damn near far enough to taste his brain, which he must not remember, because he was so high on sizzurp and what have you (yet another reason I don’t fuck with drugs, for the most part), so he probably hasn’t seen that Drake motivational poster I made a year or so ago, or the Wheelchair Jimmy version of Nas’ Illmatic cover some young guy put together, or the episode of MTV Cribs where Drake’s grandma spit a hot 16, but he does do a lot of drugs, which means he spends a lot of time glued to a couch, so I wouldn’t put it past him.

I read somewhere that Drake recently had to put his grandma in a nursing home. I think he raps about it on Thank Me Later, which I’m sure is yet another historic first for hip-hop, along with his fondness for a tuna fish on a bagel sandwich. (Admittedly, I’ve been meaning to try one of them ever since I heard about it the other day.) I wonder if that episode of Cribs, and perhaps its surfacing on World Star (and hence in a post here) was the impetus. He may have stuck his grandma in the kind of place they stuck my grandpa, after the “incident” in the first place he was in. (This place once famously left an old guy sitting out front, in the rain, where he eventually died. Roffle.) But at least that was because that was the only place Medicare would pay for, and he wasn’t really my grandpa anyway but rather my father’s stepfather. Drake can obviously afford much better.

If it weren’t for Drake’s bum knee, which must be genetic on his mother’s side of the family, it’s not inconceivable that he could kick the crap out of Beanie Sigel, if Beanie Sigel didn’t shoot him first. In that video where Drake’s mother failed to bring him a tuna fish on a bagel sandwich (she must have seen a black dude at Panera and got distracted), he towers over her like a half-Jewish Manute Bol. That could be because he’s roughly the size of one of the hobbits from those Lord of the Rings movies, with looks to match, but he seems like he might be a bigger guy than you’d think, to listen to his songs about how Rihanna used him for a photo, because he’s somehow even more lighter skinted than Chris Brown, and how his rappin’ granny can’t help but piss and shit herself. Lest we forget, Wheelchair Jimmy was the captain of the basketball team, before he got shot by some crazy white kid.

It might still be a fair fight. Beanie Sigel is an old-ass man, and it’s a well known fact that any man over the age of 40, regardless of how badass he seems otherwise, can be easily taken out at the knees. I don’t care if it’s a 40 year-old Kimbo Slice (who’s apparently a pussy anyway). I’m not sure if Beanie Sigel is quite as old as his former best friend forever Jay-Z, but he can’t be that much younger, and he looks even older (okay maybe not that old), perhaps due to his heroic drug intake and his numerous stints in the pokey. (Nullus?) Drake is supposedly back up and at ‘em, after that hilarious video where he tried to dance or some shit and ended up busting his ass, but I saw on Vlad TV yesterday where there was a video of him walking around with a stroke cane. He had a bunch of people walking around him, to try to block out the cameras, but it was obvious just from the way he was walking. God forbid some of those Hanson fans took off after him. He’d be screwed. Even I could take him in a foot race, though I might drop dead at the finish line.

  • Ally187

    Pierzy ! Good post after that shit sandwich of lastweek

  • Free Weezy

    That remark about dude grandma wasnt even called for but i guess youll do anything for a cheap laugh huh bol

    • Dro from the Sty.

      That line about Drake ‘s grandmother was funny as a motherfucker. Stop fronting like it didn’t make you laugh.

  • Q461

    not for nothin.. i love Beans…. but noone is wasting their time with him….Hov is ignoring him as I’m sure Drake will…shit, Drake ignored Kim and J.Cole so far… he ain’t gonna diss Beans…What can any rapper get out of replying to Beanie Sigel? Battling him aint gonna do nothin for your career….he just sounds bitter these days……

    • OfromVA

      Oh u trippin. Beans is ill. Im praying for someone to respond to him. I’d love to see Beans put the gloves back on. (Reminiscing on Jadakiss vs Beans)

  • El Tico Loco

    Maybe not Beans, maybe not Kim but eventually he will have to answer to somebody preferably on wax, then again he may have learned a lesson from Ja Rule and is leaving it alone.

    • valdez

      “If it weren’t for Drake’s bum knee, which must be genetic on his mother’s side of the family…”

      classic!! LMBAO!!

  • fastflipper187

    Super post Bol

    i like Beanie but hes just retard to go after Drake

    he just look like a old rapper who never gonna be able to do it again

    Jay & Dame gave him everything possible and he scrap it by not keeping his ass out of jail

    • lil red

      man beanz can go after any nigga he want becauses beanie is a gangsta one thing yall can’t say iz beans scary.

  • sealsaa

    The icing on the cake for a Kim diss would be to have Faith singing the hook. You know she’d do it.

    • Mo

      lol genius!

    • geico lizard

      Drake,Nicki Minaj,Foxy Brown,Lil Cease and Faith Evans would make a hot Kim diss…ya know maybe thats too many niggas on a song.

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    Beans is still a beast on the mic but he never reached that next level that Jay (and others) expected he would. Here in Philly we don’t really talk shit on Sigel, but I don’t see ANY reason why Drake should reply. This isn’t for him.

    If he would respond to anyone, I thought it would’ve been J. Cole so like everyone said, I think he just leaves it alone.

  • Brooklyn

    didn’t that nigga say in a song of his that if you dissed him he wouldn’t reply? that says it all right there. and for the record, j.cole woulda murdered wheelchair jimmy on the mic.

  • Sean Hannity

    Any fool who would claim state property was wearing mental chains out the gate anyway. Jay-Z saw that from the gate and handle that accordingly. He should have taken his money and gotten himself some business classes or something, but by his own admission he’s a ole slum loving, slum minded dude anyway,and it looks like he’s in his hood in the video, which he always glorified so really what is he mad about? He’s exactly where he aspired to be. A certified HOOD celebrity. Guess it pay like he thought it would huh? LOL! G-code indeed!Classic “Real Nigga”: Started with Nothing, turned it into Something, flipped it into…NOTHING!!! My Nigga! LOL

    • Anonymous

      Classic “Real Nigga”: Started with Nothing, turned it into Something, flipped it into…NOTHING!!! My Nigga! LOL

      ^^^^HAHAHAHAHA!!! That shit had me ROLLIN’!!

    • swype-matic

      Classic “Real Nigga”: Started with Nothing, turned it into Something, flipped it into…NOTHING!!! My Nigga! LOL

      ^^^^HAHAHAHAHA!!! That shit had me ROLLIN’!!

    • swype-matic

      Classic “Real Nigga”: Started with Nothing, turned it into Something, flipped it into…NOTHING!!! My Nigga! LOL

      ^^^^HAHAHAHAHA!!! That shit had me ROLLIN’!!

    • swype-matic

      Classic “Real Nigga”: Started with Nothing, turned it into Something, flipped it into…NOTHING!!! My Nigga! LOL

      ^^^^HAHAHAHAHA!!! That shit had me ROLLIN’ cuz it’s true!!

  • Sean Hannity

    Guess it DIDN’T pay like he thought it would huh? LOL! G-code indeed!Classic “Real Nigga”: Started with Nothing, turned it into Something, flipped it into…NOTHING!!! My Nigga! LOL

  • Sean Hannity

    Looking forward to seeing this guy on the splash page of TMZ in a Urine soaked stupor real soon. LOL

  • Casey

    1. Lovin the Manute Bol reference
    2. Someone PLEASE post the Illmatic/Wheelchair Jimmy picture Bol mentioned?!!!

  • hate

    WHAT DOES Nhjic MEAN?

  • Anonymous

    nhjic 23 up, 5 down
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    Tom’s kind of a dick, but I love him anyway (nhjic)
    gay nullus no homo queer gaylord
    by k d Jan 14, 2008 share this

  • nicholasdelorejo

    Beans is a sad individual. Don’t get me wrongs I’m no Drake stan but really picking a beef with Drake is the last thing Beans needs to be concerned with. But this shit really comes from Beans being a jelous unachiever. Dude said the same shit to Kanye about the way he dressed. Instead of ignoring dude and figuring out how to get on Kanye or Drake’s level of success, Beans just want to throw shots at them. Being apart of the Roc must have been an award for dude because he has never tried to make a name for himself outside of Jay’s shadow. So any rapper that manage to make a name for themselves without being under someone’s influence seems to hurt him. I’m not hating on Beans but if Lloyde Banks can build his career outside of his mentor, then Beans can do it by just making appealing music and not bitching at other rappers.

  • http://doubleyoudoubleyou.com Black ZenZ

    Who is drake?

  • http://www.yahoo.com Dr@$t-iQ Alkoholik

    as much as I dont give a fuck bout Drake’s overrated ass, I feel he in the majors now and that broke ass Beens, be like in the retarded district leagues, nigga was never hot who gives a fuck how gangsta he was?, so what if he got street cred? this the rap game nigga, it aint bout how many punchlines you got, it’s whether u can make a hit album or not, on the flip side though it would be funny if that fruit goes at Beans on sum R&B shit, Beans is over 30 and he acting like this still , acting like Beyonce stole Jigga from him or sum shit,nigga be your own man, or cum to Africa, we might have sum shit for your broke ass

  • BYE LIFE

    Beans…Beans..Beans…It’s sad when you see a grown man complain. N-E-ways I think I’ve figure out why 50 hasn’t/won’t sign Beans. Follow me…Now everyone knows 50 has been trying his hardest to get Jay-Z to beef with him cause let’s face it 50 needs it to push his next album & Jay-Z is the only person that might actually help him with selling another album. 50 shots don’t get Jay-Z to budge so in typical 50 fashion he gets the closet person to Jay-z that’s broke to get them to say something…hoping that would some how get Jay-z off his game (doesn’t happen). Eminem & Jay have always been coo…Eminem is the one person 50 respects & would never betray. Once Jay-Z & Eminem announced they would be doing shows & concerts together 50 cent has distanced himself from Beans 7 hasn’t said anything negative abut Jay? If yu notice 50 hasn’t even discussed signing Beans since his album dropped. Beans is just grasping for anything at this point…Much like Peedi Crakk nobody notices them unless they have something to say bout Jay.

  • swype-matic

    You ask dumbass questions

  • http://drankandddank.blogspot.com Mark Waldo Ward

    Why do people, who I know have read Bol’s columns numerous times,(always see them in the comments)continue to get on him for low brow humor? Yes a lot of the shit he writes is fucked up, but it’s fucked up and funny. Y’all laugh at the Jewish shit, but then get mad at the Grandma shit. You laugh at the Rumble in the Lambo, but then get mad at the posts that denigrate the Black(no Source)women. It reminds me of when a white person starts dating a Black(no Source)person and then all of a sudden starts defending civil rights. Motherfucka weren’t you telling N-bomb jokes last week? So Bol’s funny when it’s an issue that you have no personal interaction with? Then your going to be like “Hell Nah I got a Granma!” C’mon Son!If she’s shitting herself,do you think she gives a fuck what Byron Crawford writes about her as a XXL blogger? Not just that guy, there’s at least one comment like that after every post. If you want some ol’ edifying shit, some introspective commentary go read Joel Berkowitz(he listens to rap music!)If you want someone who’s funny as shit at least 80% of the time read Bol’s workout.
    P.S. Bol let me interview you for drankanddank.blogspot.com.

  • MTV

    Everyday a star is born. Please don’t clap for him, wheel chair Jimmy didn’t even put out 800,000 in the first week, lets see what YE do with it.

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  • ff1one@yahoo.com

    Na, Drake doesn’t need to diss beanie. he does need some battles unders his belt BUT beans is thirsty right now. He’ll do anything for some attention. I’m loosing a lot of respect for the brother myself. Just cause you from the street doesn’t mean you have to continue to do stupid ish. without you growth you die and he is killing himself.

  • nunya

    I’d fuck you up if you I saw you after talking about my mom and grandma like that. Fuck this post…and Kimbo would beat the everlasting shit out of you. Find some respect; I can’t believe you’re allowed to post on site like this.

  • NY

    Drake would respond if Beanie were a female. He never responded when men fired shots over that big, Canadian dome of his, but he could get on stage to dis Kim. If Beanie had worn a wig, Drake would have borrowed his balls from Wayne’s commissary account (that don’t get a no homo) and dropped a lame line or something.

  • kazdoe

    Jay Z got the memo from the small hats a few years ago. Gangsta rap is no longer corporate friendly! He is moving to that strictly back packer, skinny jeanz & roc star sh*t! That is why Beans got dropped, cause Jay don’t need him no more. He off that..On to the devil worship sh*t.

  • Anonymous

    “…if he isn’t aware of that video in which he shoved his tongue down Peedi Crakk’s ear damn near far enough to taste his brain, which he must not remember, because he was so high on sizzurp and what have you (yet another reason I don’t fuck with drugs, for the most part)”

    HaHaHaHaHa…*faints*…Ouch, That hurt! :)

  • kashrulz

    the best way to kill a rapper is by not acknowledging him at all. jay knows ppl just want to see a good fight and his enemies will say and do and take the issue WHEREEVER they have to take it to get a peep outta him. they bs’in and he knows it. he will never respond. like he said “ya’ll stuck on stupid, gotta keep it movin” all talk and no bite. if jay-z that much of a pussy then god damn how is he still alive? can a real nigga take him out please?wipe him out then. you can’t. all jay-z haters need to jump of a cliff. its the roc.

  • Michael Dauria

    It is 2 silly that Beanie Sigel has 2 go on 2 Diss Drake.Drake he has doing suceesful when it comes 2 making music Just take a look at Drake he had release 3 3 hit sucessful songs in 2009.”Best I Ever Had”,”Sucessful” with Trey Songz & “Forever” with Kanye West,Lil Wayne & Eminem.Beanie Sigel has 2 realize that Drake is better than Beanie Sigel.Beanie has 2 show love 4 Drake this is silly.Fuck you Beanie Sigel listen 2 Drakes music.