Karmic Retribution

The last time I threw hands at a woman was about 15 years ago against my twin sister. I couldn’t even tell you what started the fight but all I remember, among other things, was giving her a Ken Shamrock-style belly-to-belly suplex off the steps in our mom’s house. While we fought multiple times in the past, I’d never once think of scrapping it out with her now whenever we argue, nor would I ever fight with women. Shake the shit out of a woman, yes, but never throw down with her.

That’s not to say I don’t think no woman is above catching fades, however. Call me a chauvinist, but when footage of the Kat Stacks slap heard ‘round the world surfaced I couldn’t help but feel… well… like in some way she kind of had that coming. That’s not to say that she deserved some random goon viciously backhanding her; for a brief minute I actually thought it was a fake since the sound of the smack is something usually heard on television shows or movies. But let’s be honest with ourselves here: Kat Stacks is no Michelle Obama. Hell, Kat Stacks isn’t even a Michelle Trachtenberg, Michelle Williams or Michelle from Full House. Kat Stacks is – to put this delicately – an unscrupulous, slovenly, wretched swine of a woman that’s seen more tea bags than a Lipton factory who, perhaps inspired by other heaux bags such as Karrine Stephans and Nas’ first baby’s mother Carmen, is inexplicably making a living from publicly chronicling her tawdry tales with today’s top (and I use the word “top” loosely) weed carriers, giving out people’s phone numbers and other such disgusting acts. If you honestly think that she does not deserve some kind of karmic retribution, then I have these magical beans to sell to you as well.

My only issue was the culprit in the matter, who then forced her to half-apologize to Fabolous and Bow Wow. While it doesn’t necessarily mean that John and Shad sent some guys to rough up Kat Stacks and tape it as a warning to all aspiring nut rags, if they were responsible in some way for it why couldn’t they have at least gotten a girl to slap up Kat, or at least one of those lesbians that dress up like men (you know what I’m talking about), instead? Perhaps the guy in the video was one of the peoples Kat Stacks aired out and felt so fervently that Bow Wow and Fabolous were the most hurt by her actions that he had to stand up for them as well, but even that doesn’t make slapping her out of a chair that more acceptable.

To paraphrase the words of one of the great bards of our time, Chris Rock, I don’t condone what happened to Kat Stacks yet I understand, and I’m surely not coming to her defense as if her actions did not warrant any kind of response. Perhaps now she’ll realize that not only is she not untouchable, there will be an equally negative reaction to every negative action she’s done. And once again I’m not saying she should have been hit, but at the very least be glad she didn’t catch something worse than that.

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  • These posts are racist

    So you condone violence against women?

    • Meka

      i dig how you’ve totally missed the point of this whole thing and automatically assumed i support beating up women, even when i said i didn’t. seriously. i applaud that.

      • these posts are racist

        Meka,

        You’re too smart for sarcasm homey…

        So are you against hitting a women under any circumstances? Are you against hitting anyone unless it is in matters of self defense?

        • Lucy

          He’s not condoning hitting women.
          Did you read the post?
          All he’s saying is that low bitch may or may not have (definitely may) have had that coming
          The video was reckless but Kat Stacks
          The way she handles her self, carries herself, even what she calls herself, dictates, the way she wants people to treat her.
          SHE dictates that SHE wants and/or needs to be slapped.

    • http://twitter.com/decapitatah Decapitatah

      Dumbass

    • El Tico Loco

      I’m sure no man in this forum condones violence against women, but the situation with Kat Stax or women of this caliber on some real shit? can cause some people including myself to question that stance. You know she would’ve been stoned by now tpar haven’t you been or aren’t you in the middle east? You know she would’ve bee Marianoed with rocks by now or better yet she would play her position and it would’ve never happened. The sad thing is she will make a phony self righteous video response without acknowledging how this is her fault.

      • http://katchin05.tumblr.com Katchin05

        So violence against women in general isn’t okay, unless they fall outside of the real of “good” women? So it’s cool to hit women if they “deserve” it, cuz the ho had it coming right? I just wanna make sure I’m clear on this, so I can stay in my place.

        SMH.

        • El Tico Loco

          Never said it was cool but it’ll be a lie to say it never crossed any decent person’s mind, is what you do with that thought what makes the bigger or smaller person.

  • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

    “I don’t condone what happened to Kat Stacks yet I understand, and I’m surely not coming to her defense as if her actions did not warrant any kind of response.”

    ^

    fin.

    *turns up ‘Papermill’-Madvillain*

    • capcobra

      $yk what up.

      • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

        cap whaddup?

  • http:///thehoodnerd.com thehoodnerd

    It’s Kat Stacks day at XXL lol.

  • slytherin

    Meka I don’t always agree with your opinion (rarely, actually) but I agree 1000000000%. Women shouldn’t be handled with violence, but there are definitely exceptions. It isn’t like there was any long-term or serious damage done, just a vintage pimp slap if you ask me. She goes around trying to ruin lives by airing out how she sucks and fucks anyone with any sort of shine. This will get you slapped eventually, and to be honest i DO condone violence against Kat Stacks. She isn’t a woman in any sense of the word. She’s a vile creature who happens to have long hair, a high voice, a snatch (can’t call that thing a gine), and a pair of tits. I find it disgusting she gets any sort of fame considering fame tends to give influence. If someone such as herself as ANY influence over the youth then someone needs to stop her, whether that be through violent or non-violent means.

  • http://twitter.com/decapitatah Decapitatah

    I personally believe that no matter who you are, you’re not above an ass whooping, word to Chris Rock, but no one should be treated with violence, man or woman. In this case, if you threaten someone’s privacy by giving out their numbers and shit, then something is going to happen. That’s my $0.02

  • OG Matt Herbz

    You dudes are too soft. Trust me, she don’t mind that slap any more than she minds the 1000s of times her guts got stabbed by rap dudes’ dicks. She’s all about the groupie life which means cling on to someone (semi)famous’ dick until she can pop off into the spotlight riding a scandal.

    She used an alias and got into my crib once, and as I was taking her back to my bedroom, we passed through my lounge/club and you know how jizz-stains will light up under UV lights? Yeah, well, let’s just say she lit up like a fucking glow worm from her weave all the way down to her Payless pumps. Plus her breath smelled like dog food. Nasty…

    –OG Matt Herbz–

    • these posts are racist

      Classic comment, per usual. What’s poppin?

      • OG Matt Herbz

        What up, TPAR? Me? Just chillin as usual. Took a couple months off commenting as the life outside required my full attention, but I’m getting back on my bullshit… Hope all is well with everyone. TPAR, $yk, Grands, everyone…

        –OG Matt Herbz–

  • Lord

    Are you kidding me I don’t condone or understand why they did it. If some random chick is just making stupid videos online dropping names and it bothers you when you’re not the rapper or that is being dropped than kill yourself please. Do Darwin and humanity a favor and wipe yourself out. I can’t believe how sensitive people have become, you think Fab gives a fuck about this random rando, really you’re going to pay attention to this chick who could easily be lying for attention and than confront her in a bar by smacking her! Man, Stinkmeaner was right; some niggas need to go to jail and some need to die. Whatever happen to just ignoring people. Damn people are stupid.

    • shutup

      shutup bitch.

  • The Decatur Dictator

    Down here (ATL), if you slap a woman, DeKalb county PO Lice is going to have a field day with you, they will arrest you, make you sit in a hot car for hours, take you to the jail, make you sit in the hot bullpin for another 12 hours, take you to a hot trailer then tell you ” You need a lawer”-then, while you are subdued in the heat of the hot and overly crowded trailer filled with New Yorkers that though the grass was greener down here, and make you wait 30 days for a court date. In the mean time, your girl is changing the locks, emptying your bank account, throwing out your clothes, and telling your kids how much of a low life you are…and she slapped you first!!!! Man, life is a Beatch!!!!!

    • anutha_level

      man…TRUE THAT SHYT!

      …REDAN stand up!

      • The Decatur Dictator

        Hidden Hills!!!!! Ha!

  • latino heat

    so i just watched the video for the 1st time and even though it was bad, i have to say i agree with Meka. i don’t care what gender Kat marks on paper work, that ain’t no women. she’s a piece of garbage. she’s that stuff you wipe off the bottom of your shoe before you walk in your house because you don’t want to accidentally track it in your house. so if she dosen’t want to carry herself as a women then why should people treat her as one? every action has a reaction and this just so happened to be the reaction to her bullshit shes been pulling over the last few months.

    i agree with Slytherin. i have a 13 year old sister and i don’t want her to look at Kat and think that that’s the way to get fame and money. that bitch needs to be stopped one way or another. sadly as Herbz said though, she will just turn this into more internet fame. this was probably the best thing that could’ve happened to her. now she has Capt. Save A Hoe ass weed carriers coming to her defense.

    as Dr. Dre said, “hoes make the world harder then it has to be.”

  • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

    “we passed through my lounge/club and you know how jizz-stains will light up under UV lights? Yeah, well, let’s just say she lit up like a fucking glow worm from her weave all the way down to her Payless pumps. Plus her breath smelled like dog food. Nasty…”

    ^ LOLZ

    Herbz whaddups?

    Decatur D what it do! I think it happened down there fam…

  • ff1one@yahoo.com

    same subject but better right. Love the sarcasim. More importantly the fight with sister drop vs beating a chick at a grown age. I don’t condone it either BUT i wouldn’t continue to get disrespected by a girl OR let a female/male kill me. In other words, use logic in self defense and stay away from a chick when her period is on.

  • Brooooooooklyn

    Kat Stacks made it to XXL wow
    I don’t think hitting a women is necessary under any circumstances but if it come to a point where you can’t take it anymore just SHAKE THE SHIT OUTTA HER but don’t hit her.

  • djc

    M:

    I admire the hustle – and your website. Can we get a copy editor in here, though?

    “Kat Stacks is – to put this delicately – an unscrupulous, slovenly, wretched swine of a woman that’s seen more tea bags than a Lipton factory who, perhaps inspired by other heaux bags such as Karrine Stephans and Nas’ first baby’s mother Carmen, is inexplicably making a living from publicly chronicling her tawdry tales with today’s top (and I use the word “top” loosely) weed carriers, giving out people’s phone numbers and other such disgusting acts.”

    Thanks journalism. You rule.

  • Worley

    “an unscrupulous, slovenly, wretched swine of a woman”

    I know where you got that. It’s the same place you got “skulduggery of tricks.”

    As for the topic: fellas stop saying I don’t hit women but Kat Stacks deserved it. Whatever. Take a fuck!ng stance. The b!tch deserved it period. Furthermore, anybody, male or female, walking about with an extra loose jib deserves a slap and an ass whipping. There you have my line in the sand. No waffling.

  • ff1one@yahoo.com

    same subject but better write. Love the sarcasim. More importantly the fight with sister drop vs beating a chick at a grown age was on point. I don’t condone it either BUT i wouldn’t continue to get disrespected by a girl OR let a female/male kill me. In other words, use logic in self defense and stay away from a chick when her period is on.

  • Teddy

    Lets face it people, certain people deserve what they deserve. Whether they be male or female. There are times when people in general need to be slapped. And there are situations when its ok for man to hit a women (Thats one slap and thats it). Like you have been faithful for years to woman giving your all and you find out that not only did she cheat on you but all of your kids arent even yours. 2 slaps for that.

    However, when it comes to sluts and whores, there is never a good enough reason to slap them because there lives are already worthless. So basically the best way to combat against such a woman or person in general is to ignore them. The less attention they get… well the less they get. They do it for attention. So sure they could have sent some Goonetts or even Bunch Goonetts, but it will only empower. I know how that sounds. But if they really wanted to hurt her they could just ignore her and make sure no rapper fucks with her.

    So yea she got slapped and she may or may have not deserved it. But she does deserve to be ignored. Cause in the end she will end up broke, possibly unemployed at best working at a dead end job with STD pills stuffed in her medicine cabinet along with other medical what not. If she’s lucky she will find a guy who will accept her whorish past marry. Possibly have more kids if she doesnt already. And live in a minimal crime ridden area with one of the many one hit wonders.

    So I say for her and OUR sake lets just ignore her. She was entertaining in the beginning in all but now its just getting ridiculous.

  • http://SoulfulJenn.blogspot.com Soulful Jenn

    THANK you! I completely agree w/you & actually had a debate w/another female on the internets not too long ago when I unregrettably said “I see nothing wrong w/the video.” I highly disagree w/the statement, “Under no circumstances blah blah..” because let’s face it, if a girl is molesting, torturing, murdering babies, she don’t need to get slapped, if that? C’mon son! (c) Ed Lover. Kat & her despicable ways of “living” life deserved it. She couldn’t possibly think she could do the things she does on a daily basis w/nothing but praise coming at her right? This wouldn’t be such an issue if a female hit a male. True, a woman’s fist doesn’t hold nearly as much strength as a man’s but violence period shouldn’t be used. & if it is, you gotta look at the situation. Good read.

  • http://whatwetalkinbout.com Tommykush

    I concur meka, This is bigger than Man vs. Woman. It’s more about being responsible for your actions.

  • UncleTom

    I still dont get it, I dont condone hitting women but I didnt feel anything for that broad. You act like trash people treat you like trash. Bowwows a fag and Fab is certainly not stupid enough to even entertain this chick. I bet you that broad set all this mess up herself. All these blogs and stories about this bum broad, not to mention all of our own comments. Cry me a river ho, you gets no sympathy from me.
    Maybe you should shut the fuck up next time I mean if the shit was even real to begin with

  • shane

    people just need to shut the fuck up about this bitch, the only things that should give this thing attention is a crack pipe and an old pervert with a hand full of cash. Condoning garbage is what you are doing.

  • C. Scotty

    I understand why Kat was slapped, but she’s a pure whore! These men knew what they were messing with when they messed with her. The majority of groupies take pleasure in screwing celebrities solely TO BRAG about the encounter. Yes Kat took it further by releasing contact information, but she was a disgruntled groupie! I’m not condoning her behavior, but accountability should be placed on these rappers too. Instead of giving her thier personal information, they should have given her their right hand man’s cell number. It’s obvious what she is about, and if you mess with her, I feel like you deserve whatever the fuck you get.

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  • lou

    Hitting women is unacceptable.

    Hitting a prostitute that charges $650 per hour is ok.

  • Dub

    She should’ve seen it comin, and for those who say dude shouldn’t of put hands on her, low key, she should rather that than let some of those rabid Bow Wow/Fab/Nelly fans get at her… Weave, nails, and blood everywhere, these females be tryna mutilate you

  • Malik

    Or how about dudes not fuck with “an unscrupulous, slovenly, wretched swine of a woman” so they don’t get their business aired out? You roll around in shit and then you’re mad because you smell and look like shit? Fuck out of here.

  • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

    And oh yeah:

    ‘Slang Editorial’>>>>>>>>’Civilized Talk’

    Sans that Lil’ B sh^t you pulled, you’re good $, if you care about that.

    You ain’t that busy to look into the mirror…

  • http://katchin05.tumblr.com Katchin05

    And for real, I don’t feel bad for any of those fools she blasted. If you know what she’s about, why lay with her? There’s no honor among thieves – and half of what these dudes are claiming they’re about is smashing random yamps on the regular, right? I am not a fan of her behaviour, but she didn’t owe anybody sh!t either way. No apologies, no discretion or condolences. She didn’t have a relationship with any of them or sign a contract, so I’m missing what the beef is in the first place.

  • biggamike

    I just watched the slap video…..its kinda sad. I do believe in Karma but I do think its right to go out of your way to enforce it. She may be a swine of a woman, but she’s still a woman. Ol’ boy that slapped her is a hoe ass nigga and now he will get whats coming to him cuz thats the way karma works.

  • biggamike

    correction * I don’t think its right to go out of your way to enforce it.*

  • Escobar9300

    Props to Meka on this one. I completley get where you’re coming from. In no way do you condone violence against women, but to act like this broad is an innocent victim is about as ignorant as a Gucci Mayne mixtape. She aired all these dudes out, gave out personal info, and made a name off of someone elses misfortune. For that she got a shoe put on her. I don’t condone it by any stretch, but home girl wouldn’t have had a hand laid on her if she shut her mouth and played her position without putting people on blast for her own benefit. Don’t blame Fabo for this retaliation, blame Superhead for starting this type of groupie “movement” that led to homegirl getting Chris Brown’d.