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Top 10 Pausable Rap Names – What Were You Thinking?

Heyo, it’s Kool A.D. (slave name Victor Vazquez), from the weirdo hipster bullshit rap band Das Racist, back again with another blog entry to fill the content quota to satisfy the corporations who buy ad space on this website.

Being originally from the West Coast, I find “pause” hella funny because nobody really says it out there. Maybe it’s all the ecstasy and rich history of social activism and good cheap weed that has folks on a generally more positive, less homophobic tip out there. Or maybe it’s… no, yeah it’s probably just that.

Anyway, “pause” is hella funny to me because usually the shit that goes out of its way to sound masculine is the shit that sounds the most wild homo—like when Jada said, “First two words I ever learned: cock and squeeze” or when DMX said that a group of men reminded him of a strip club because every time he came around he just had to get his dicked sucked.

Yeah, it’s in that vein that I present this list of the 10 funniest unintentionally gay-sounding rap names:

10. JADAKISS


9. LORD FINESSE

8. KURTIS BLOW

7. STICKY FINGAZ

6. STIC.MAN

5. SILKK THE SHOCKER

4. BONE CRUSHER

3. KURIOUS

2. 69 BOYZ

1. FABOLOUS

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