Real-Time Reviews Take Real Time – How Much You Got?

BBU
Fear of a Clear Channel Planet
Mixtape

KOOL A.D.: Okay, me and Dap are at Dap’s parents’ house. I’m on Daps’ dad’s computer and he’s on his computer right next me with a little wall thingy between us like we’re in cubicles. It’s hard to explain, but I think it says a lot about Dap’s relationship with his dad. We’re doing this review of BBU’s Fear Of A Clear Channel Planet mixtape in real time as a Gmail thread. Download the mixtape here if you wanna listen along.

Right from the first track I dig the shit out of this. I like when a bunch of girls shout shit. And I like when fools just list things that they like.

Second track is dope, too.

Wait, I have to go take a shit, take it away, Dap!

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DAP: “Jukin’ on Landmines” is GREAT. Mentioning tube socks gets points. I’m also really digging how often they say “cracker.” Really doing it for me.

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“Somebody Watchin’ Me” is not bad. Enjoying the interstitial wilding going on in this album.

KOOL A.D.: Okay, got distracted doing other shit but I’m back on my “GRIZZLY.”

Feel you on “interstitial wilding.”

Why haven’t we done a track with these fools?

DAP: Why haven’t you done a track with these guys?
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“Black n’ Plastic” is as good as song that flip’s Aqua’s Barbie Girl can be.

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“C.H.I.C.A.G.O.” does a good job swagger jacking that Pharoahe Monch intro that people always get too excited about at bad parties.

KOOL A.D.: Phillip Mo’s voice is a little hard to handle but he seems like a nice enough dude.

KOOL A.D.: Points for Evo Morales reference.

DAP: BBU keep calling out scenesters. Am I a scenester? I like hanging out at the same few places all the time. I’m usually not happy, though, so maybe I’m good.

DAP: “The brokest muthafuckas up on the list.” Sorta double time reprise of a song called “Who Da Fuck is You?” I’m SOLD!

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DAP: “Fly n’ Pink” is not doing it for me. Don’t have any feelings!

KOOL A.D.: HAHA

Y’ALL KNOW THE NAME!

Okay, I’m not really feeling “Fly N’ Pink,” I’m sorry.

KOOL A.D.: Oh, my bad, missed when you said the same thing as me about “Fly N’ Pink.” Maybe we should’ve done this in G-chat.

DAP: Chi Don’t Dance” is amazing. Everybody should know this song. WAKE UP, MOM!

KOOL A.D.: YO, WHAT UP, MS. KONDABOLU!

“Chi Don’t Dance” is an instant classic, though.

Wait… Run that back? Killingskillingskillingskillingskeetskeetskeetskeet is an amazing thing. Maybe the best thing on this mixtape so far.

DAP: The Spank Rock-sounding song after “Chi Don’t Dance” is AWESOME.

KOOL A.D.: Yeah, all of this is great.

DAP: THE OUTRO OF THE ALBUM IS MY FAVORITE PART AND I LIKED THE EARLIER PARTS. Download this mixtape!

KOOL A.D.: YEAH, A REAL GOOD TIME.

HIMANSHU: Say word.

  • Method Man

    what the fuck is this

  • Casey

    hey this is pretty funny! almost as funny as rapping about taco bell! yaaaaaaaay!!!!1!!!11!!!11!!!!

  • RiZob

    blogging fail…two bricks in a row huh….smh…

  • P. Harris

    yeah, this shit right here went way over my head…

  • Anonymous

    this mixtape is not particularly bad? i don’t get it.

  • render

    save this shit for pitchfork…least drumma, nada hoe and oj didn’t put any effort into their shitty ass blogs

  • jen

    Chi Don’t Dance is da sh**

  • Superb Witch

    How the hell y’all so confused by a witty ‘lil chit chat bout a tape? Fucksakes. Post is good, heads up.

  • YEA MAN

    that outro”spank-rock sounding” song is produced by vyle. from flosstradamus