Pray for Kiely Williams…

I had to do a double take just now, when I was researching this hoo-er Kiely Williams, who just put out a song about how much she enjoyed being date raped. I couldn’t believe she was just 23.

Then again, I hadn’t even been aware that she was once a member of both 3LW and the Cheetah Girls. I didn’t even know what the fuck the Cheetah Girls were. According to Google image search, which is about as much research into that shit as I’m willing to put forth, it appears to have been a girl group consisting of three reasonably attractive (my bad) tween girls, and then Raven Symone, who looked like the light skinted Precious even in her youth.

I thought Kiely Williams was just some new young hoo-er trying to make a name for herself, and she figured she’d do it the most ridonkulous way possible, short of letting the entire Young Money (even the one that’s like eight years old) run a train on her and then give their phone numbers out on Twitter. (Which is apparently against Twitter’s terms of service.) I’ll admit, “Spectacular” somehow seems worse than anything Kat Stacks could possibly come up with. (Which I don’t necessarily mean as a challenge, btw.)

If you haven”t already seen the video, you should probably just consult YouTube, Nothing I could say about it could possibly do it justice.

Here, I’ll copy and paste a few of the song’s lyrics, as excerpted by Necole Bitchie.

“I think he pulled a track out while he was blowing my back out…. I hope you used a rubber, or I’m gonna be in trouble…”

and also

Last I remember I was face down
Ass up, clothes off, broke off, dozed off
Even though I’m not sure of his name
He could get it again if he wanted
Cause the sex was spectacular
The sex was spectacular

See what I’m saying?

The worst part about it is that you know good and well that this is some hoo-er’s thought process. They say the vast majority of date rapes go unreported, and you have to think that at least some of that has to do with the girl deciding that, yeah, I was passed out drunk at the time, but he’s got such a nice car, and as I recall, he was such a good dancer, not to mention I have no conscious recollection of what went down last night, but based on the way I’m walking, he must have worked me over particularly well. Obviously, it’s not because college age women are concerned with casting aspersions on men.

If Kiely Williams is 23 now, that means she was what, like barely middle school age back in the 3LW days? I honestly can’t remember if i spent any “me” time with their videos, and I’m not about to check YouTube to make sure. It’s bad enough I just pulled a video by Diddy’s girl group Dream, for a post on a cruel trick some awful kid played on G-Dep, and I was reminded of how much I once enjoyed it, despite the song, and despite the girls themselves. Aside from the age thing, there’s the growing realization that I’m in denial about my fascination with white women. I’ll maintain that I’m not as bad as the average black dude, but I’ll admit I do kinda lurve subpar white women, as evidenced by my interest in Mal Malloy, whom I’d ride hard and put away wet.

Having said that, Kiely Williams might have been around the block more times by the ripe old age of 12 than I had at 20 or whatever. (Okay, she almost certainly had.) Some young guy in the comments section of my own site alluded to a 3LW lawsuit. I consulted the Google, and come to find out it was alleged that Kiely Williams and her sisters, who managed 3LW, encouraged Naturi Naughton, the dark butt who played Lil Kim in Notorious, to bang Murphy Lee from the St. Lunatics, so they could go out on tour together. Why in the world Kiely Williams, who obviously has a filthy mind, didn’t just bang him herself is beyond me. The only thing I can think is that Naturi Naughton may have been more… shall we say, developed than those other two girls. If you’ve seen Notorious, you know what I’m talking about.

  • SOMETHIN NEW

    Yawnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
    What does she has to do with hip hop music?
    Take that shit to Perez Hilton.

  • sealsaa

    “Kiely Williams and her sisters, who managed 3LW, encouraged Naturi Naughton, the dark butt who played Lil Kim in Notorious, to bang Murphy Lee from the St. Lunatics, so they could go out on tour together”

    So THAT’s what the W in 3LW stands for…

    • valdez

      ^^ yes, yes. looking back, one would have to think so.

  • AZ40

    I seen a link to the song but passed on that shit guess I should’ve checked it out

  • Kats’r'us

    “and then Raven Symone, who looked like the light skinted Precious even in her youth”.

    This is downright hilarious too much man.

  • SOMETHIN NEW

    I also forgot to mention to all my XXL homies out there to be careful dealing with these drunk skeezers handin out that passed out pussy and then sobering up yellin rape.

    If you ain’t got the mouthpiece to hit her while she’s sober but waitin until she’s out of it,you’re takin a big risk to meet up with Nasty Nate and that nigga likes fruit cocktail.
    And the Squirrel Master ain’t gonna protect you neither.

    • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

      ^^LOL

      co-sign AZ40. i passed on that shit, too. even when i saw on Bol’s site what the song was about, i figured why put my ears through the trouble… i’ll just take his word for it.

      other than that, this post was funny as hell!!! *dead* @ the second to last paragraph

    • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

      “I also forgot to mention to all my XXL homies out there to be careful dealing with these drunk skeezers handin out that passed out pussy and then sobering up yellin rape.”

      ^ Word is bond.

      One of my homies went to a New Years party, he’ll be home in 34 yrs…

      • SOMETHIN NEW

        I felt i had to mention that because it made me have flashbacks of the Duke Lacrosse scandal that went down and also of what happened to Kobe.

        Also by the way,i checked your site out and it’s dope.XXL should put you on.

      • that nigga

        the dark butt who played Lil Kim in Notorious
        ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

        Dark Butts, that shits still funny. Word to Yung Berg.

        And “One of my homies went to a New Years party, he’ll be home in 34 yrs…”

        Wow, dont know If I should laugh or feel bad?? Funny but fucked up!!

  • latino heat

    after watching the video just now, i don’t think what she’s talking about technically counts as date rape. don’t get me wrong, i don’t get down like that personally but meeting a girl at a club means you weren’t on a date to start with. so it’s not really date rape. now if you want to say that taking advantage of a girl that you just met that is shit faced drunk is rape then that is a debate that could go on forever. i know because it’s an argument i’ve had with both male and female friends several times with no resolution in the end.

    true date rape imo involves roofi’s or force and violence. if a girl wakes up the next day bragging about how spectacular it was that dosen’t count as date rape to me. just a stupid ass broad that can’t handle her liquor.

    and Bol you can’t even compare the girls from 3LW to the girls in Dream. not to sound R. Kelly-ish but i knew back then that the 3LW girls were all gonna grow up to be bad. the girls in Dream were average, and that’s being generous.

  • 3LW

    It sounds like all three of those chicks were skanks.

  • cmoney91

    “I’ll maintain that I’m not as bad as the average black dude, but I’ll admit I do kinda lurve subpar white women, as evidenced by my interest in Mal Malloy, whom I’d ride hard and put away wet.” Byron you crazy as hell LOL!! Man you need to put all your crazy stuff into a book.

  • Bobo D

    “there’s the growing realization that I’m in denial about my fascination with white women.”

    ^^^^
    Really? I would have never guessed this.

  • El Tico Loco

    but I’ll admit I do kinda lurve subpar white women
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I always thought dudes messed with chubby caucasoid girls as a last resort or just being opportunistic. You mean is also a preference?

  • Jhon da Analyst

    I don’t give a fuck!! Naturi Naughton can get it. Real talk………

    • Slymm

      Co-sign. In the worse way. If you seen Notorious, you understand….

  • Will E. Will

    I remember these hoo’ers. I always thought Kiely looked like she was a slutty freak. that other chick in that groupe Adrinne Bailon just leaked some pics didnt she? they all some freaks makin music for the kids lol

  • teddy

    this chick probably has aids vista upgraded package with addition ebola and acid pussy syndrome

  • http://stolenmoments911.wordpress.com/ JRK316

    “Aside from the age thing, there’s the growing realization that I’m in denial about my fascination with white women. I’ll maintain that I’m not as bad as the average black dude, but I’ll admit I do kinda lurve subpar white women, as evidenced by my interest in Mal Malloy, whom I’d ride hard and put away wet.”

    That was pretty fuckin poetic. Like I’ve said before, Rihanna has made it cool in this day and age to be a scunt with minimal talent. Sadly, Kiely Williams doesn’t have an ounce of talent, or the machine behind her to propel her to success…

    …lol at the thought of her getting plowed with that lisp….

  • P. Harris

    The only time you should knock down a half conscious drunk chick is if it’s your girlfriend. Not a new girlfriend neither. She might take that shit the wrong way. And break up with you. (Ha)

    Other then that, leave them drunk, half conscious, on the brink of throwing up, women the fuct alone. Too many muhfutters in college lives are fuct all to hail over it.

  • KD

    I read somewhere a couple years ago that Kiely’s mother used to date R&B singer, Joe, for like 12 years. Kiely said Joe used to beat her momma’s ass. Her song, “Spectacular” is clearly a product of her daddy issues.

  • geico lizard

    Bol you did this chick a huge favor because I would have never clicked on her shit if you didnt suggest it.

  • http://yahoo.com Tay H.

    Yo that is not her that’s kat stacks

  • http://www.bboycult.com www.bboycult.com

    u gettin a conscience, big fella?

    if the bitch is a hoe, let her do her hoin’. somebody got to do it. but u’d be the LAST person i thought i’d ever see with some sort of indignation at an EASY piece of pussy. or at the very least, at something that encourages girls you could possibly be in the same room with to be that easy piece for YOU…

  • jaxchick

    Dark butts? Is that really necessary? Guess black people just take to tearing down each other…no wonder we look so damn stupid and are still laughed at…

    • KL

      Shut the fuck up, dark butt!

      • jaxchick

        ouch!that really hurt! please! internet thugs…LMAO!

      • jaxchick

        hahaha! internet thugs make me laugh.

  • HU

    That song is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. It falls behind Soulja Boy even. She needed to do this to get attention because she will never be in the spotlight. She has a nice face though.

  • http://goggles.com Crysy

    Its not about “date rape”. How can it be about date rape if both were drunk and fully took responsibility. What the hell- Get your facts right. Its a popular misconception. U cant really say she’s glamorizing date rape.

    I think one of the most obvious reason she recieved bad reviews for the song was because of her innocent disney image. It happens to all of them. We all have to grow up one day, she’s 23 years old. I dont exactly agree with the content. Its kinda explicit, but her cheetah girl image is whats making it look so bad.

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