AYE, OK!!! – We’ll Be Back Tomorrow

 •  Bloggers  •  by Das Racist  •  25 Comments

AYE, AYE, AYE! WELL, OK, DAMN! BURR!!

It’s your boy Kool A.D. from that weirdo hipster bullshit rap band, Das Racist. (Download mixtape) What up!

First, let me tell y’all that ya boy don’t wake up early…ever. My eyes don’t blink ’til like 3pm…unless it’s the money calling.

Well, ok!

Today is pretty basic for the boy. Just fed the dogs. I have two pit bulls, Killer and Bruiser. They’ll put the business on yo ass, too!

I’m sitting here in my beautiful backyard right now, letting the dogs run around. I’m hittin’ the studio later. Gonna go knock out a few bangers. Working on some expansive 12-minute psychedelic rap songs—they go real hard, no homo!

Got a few things to do around the house before I step out. Just bought a new home. BRAND new! First one living in it and I’m building it the way I want it. Rich nigga shit!

AYE, AYE, AYE! Well, damn! Aye, aye, ok!

I’m outta here like last year!

BURR!!

Inspired by this…

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  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    Well done. That horrible OJ blog needed to be parodied!

  • RiZob

    based on the sheer comedic factor that that OJ Blog had, it is a classic!!! Its was brutally honest and ignorant….

    That OJ blog >>>>> your life….

  • http://www.mikestreezy.com Mike Streezy

    LOL!!!

  • Hater

    These clowns aren’t funny, can’t rap and suck at life. OJ’s a wack rapper but at least he’s got his own style instead of thinking he’s smart but acting like a dumbshit “ironically”. Fuck outta here with that shit, these cats take one wrong turn out of Williamsburg into REAL BK and its yap city.

    • Anonymous

      “suck at life” thats awesome! You are my new favorite everything…i agree Das Racist, fuck outta here…and like he said REAL BK is yap city

      • iamlos

        oh and what does “yap city” mean? I hope it means you’re a murderer…thats so hot! yeah Das Racist, this guy is a murderer, I think…I always wanted to know a real sexy killer of people…this is so cooool…someone please give me some clarification on “yap city”…i think im going to pee my pants…yeah boyeeeee!

  • http://www.bboycult.com $yk

    *rofflesberger*

  • Moving Sideways

    Tiny ass hamburgers, tiny ass cheeseburgers, tiny ass chicken sandwiches. It’s outlandish kid!

  • fuuuucvk

    Das Racist are the new Kool G rap. They’re better than your life.

  • ri067953

    How is this a parody when the basically just retyped the OJ blog? I call bullshit. XXL should just resort to having Bol as their one and only blogger.

  • El Tico Loco

    And who are these cats again?

  • ChinCheka

    WTF… is this a real hip hop group?

  • DonDada

    Yo the mixtape is FUEGO… WORD

  • westcoastaggie

    Well damn.

  • Noizy Cricket!!

    Stay tuuuuned lol

  • Will

    Wow they changed like 5 words and it’s a parody, this shit is worse than the OJ blog itself… Hate when pretentious assholes try to be ironic, oftentimes they fail miserably at being funny with it. Fuck OJ, but these niggas even more wack

  • Lowedwn

    Kudos

  • Champ

    FUCK Das Racist. Probably some trustfund babies.

  • booooo

    Boooooooo go back to Williamsburg and try again at parodies!!!!

  • http://www.emcdl.com EmCDL

    Straight GARB

  • Just Sayin

    Bruh in the Phillies cap look like he ‘shamed to be in a photo with a grown man chewin’ on another grown man’s hat.I would be.

  • ESCO

    THIS IS WHO XXL GIVES BLOGS TOO, LMAO .. OJ is a funny character but these clowns sucks balls to begin with. Hipsters ? lol xxl takes an L

  • these posts are racist

    This is funny…to the folks angry at this unoriginal blog…that’s the point. OJ’s blog/character is a parody/caractiture in itself/himself…

    That said, XXL, bring OJ back!

  • P. Harris

    Though I’ve never heard of these cats?!?!?

    This was/is hilarious…

    about to check out their mixtape off the strength of making fun of “Joo-man”

  • http://www.itsyourboy.com streetcred

    two words: yap city.