Unused Rap Names For Sale – First Come, First Serve

I’m sort of obsessed with rap names. A while back I wrote a blog about my pseudonym of choice if I ever picked up the mic (GINZBERG!) and then later I followed it up with some of hip-hop’s lamest aliases. Well, this go around I’ve collected a few dope nom de plumes that are still up for grabs.

As I’m writing this I still can’t believe some of these names have yet to be taken. Just remember where you heard it first, kiddies.

Sirius Black –  Out of all the names I came up with for this blog this is by far the best, IMHO. I mean this bad ass dude from the Harry Potter series is known for practicing black magic, breaking out of prison and being able to turn into a werewolf. Seriously, it doesn’t get any better than this. I guess MC’s ain’t up on JK Rowling.

Guv’nor – This is for all my aspiring British MCs. For those that don’t know, The Guv’nor, aka Lenny Mclean, was England’s toughest bare knuckle fighter. Along with beating people senseless for a living, he was also closely associated with notorious London gangsters The Krays. Guy Ritchie even gave him a cameo in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. And no, 50 Cent’s artist Governor doesn’t count—he’s R&B. Cheerio!

Update: Spoke to soon. Ends up there is a cat in London who beat me to the punch.

Sid Vicious – While we’re still across the pond, I’m surprised no one flipped Sid Vicious’ name from the infamous punk band The Sex Pistols. Party like a rock star!

Update: I must be on the right track. I have been informed there are several Kid Viciouses out there, most notably Royce da 5’9″‘s brother.

Apollo Creed – Come on Philly rappers. Show the brother some love.

Sergeant Slaughter – I smell a possible beef with Slaughterhouse.

BONUS: The Bear Jew – It’s only a matter of time. He’s coming, and unlike Drake, there’s no way he’ll be using AutoTune. HA!

What are some names you guys think would make great rap aliases? —Jesse Gissen

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    Tommy DeVito (Pesci in Goodfellas) or Jules Winnfield (Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction)

    • http://www.facebook.com/dajenius Da Jenius

      Actually, when Allen Iverson was rapping, his stage name was “Jewels”, but he said he took the name from “Pulp Fiction” because that is his favorite movie.

      • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

        Good call. I believe he actually spelled it with a Z – Jewelz.

        But, being from Philly, I did my best to forget this and just remember his days on the court…

        • ErvGotti85

          ^^^

          Lmao Co-sign Pierzy on that Jewelz album. But you forgot about Kobe’s abortion of an album as well.

  • A MONEY

    JiMMy “ThA GeNT” cONWAy..
    deniro in goodfellaz

  • 4mat

    speaking of pulp fiction…
    Marcellus Wallace is a wicked name
    (warnning, might got teased about the basement rape part in pulp fiction)

  • SpitVicious

    Royce’s little brother is Kid Vicious

  • http://soundclick.com/mcixteen M Cixteen

    M Cixteen… Taken…

  • bongolock

    kent brockman!

  • fredMS

    martin luther bling jr.
    legend of swagger vance

    • Brahsef

      Ahahaha, shit had me buggin

  • Anonymous

    jh

  • James

    Yung Casanova a.k.a. NOVA

    • anon

      alright mister American Pie nerd

  • AZ40

    How about “Good Rapper”, or their real name no gimmicks…Crisco, for a female PMS

  • Simple like ABC, 123

    Holy Trinity
    Ten-retni
    Hetero

  • Simple like ABC, 123

    Byron Crawford aka BOL, hahaha

  • Anonymous

    MC Splishy Splash From MIA wit a pool full of bithces

    • Golden

      ROFLMFAO!!!

      yo, im in a classroom full of children (I teach) and they all askin me what i’m cryin-laughin at!…if I get fired cause of this…it’s my own fault…still LOL!

    • Golden

      that’s gotta be his full alias though…it’s gotta be “MC Splishy Splash from MIA w/ a Pool Full of B*thces”…hahahahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    Mc Shoot a Nigga in the leg nine times aka the hardcore gangsta of all time aka kill niggas for fun uka Jimothy Fredrick Wallace II

  • honest-e

    Lil Wasaname

  • Wut The?

    Lil Young Cliche

  • http://www.ANORMOUS.com ANORMOUS.com

    The Sick Siblings aka Young Boy and Lil’ Gurl

  • Lowedwn

    co-sign Sirius Black

    coulda been a member of the Mau Maus in Bamboozled.

  • sealsaa

    Nothing tops Ghostface Killah. That’s the end-all of rap names.

    • http://www.bboycult.com $yk!

      Can’t forget Old Dirty Bastard. Both of those are sick…

  • http://www.bear-radio.co.uk Lewbear

    how bout mic (it sounds like a real name;) or tha man wit da clan (this could be a killa bee or sumthing)

  • daydeezy

    The Best Name Not Taken …Drummmm rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    “KAISER SORSE’”

    P.S THATS HOW I SPELL IT…

    • DV8

      Timbaland been had that and I think a few rappers (not famous) have that alias as well

    • Young History in the Making

      lord infamous from three six mafia uses that alias..

  • D LOC

    Alowishus
    Jack the Hammer
    MC Riff Raff
    p.s. There are plenty of Kaiser Sorse’. Look it up

  • EReal

    M.C. Donald’s. You’re lovin it.

    • My Effin’ Opinion

      I had to come out for this one … E, u still a funny dude!

  • Big Voltron

    I would be Hal Jordan, Donald Blake, Voltron, or Norrid Radd. Peace to the comic book nerds!!

  • D. $cience

    I have some names I thought of before:

    $onny Carson- Well, since rappers take their names from real people nowadays (i.e. Rick Ross, Bump J, 50 Cent).

    Dexx Luthor- For the aspiring skateboard rappers.

    Lil’ Jack Horner- For the aspiring nursery-rhyme Soulja Boy wannabes.

    Grant Ill- Inspiration from Cee-Lo and Dangermouse’s “Gnarls Barkley”.

    Nike Da Goddess- For my female emcees who are avid sneakerheads.

    Charlie Brigante- Take a guess, future gangsta rappers…

    One Armed Swordsmen- For rap groups inspired by Wu-Tang Clan.

    ConScience- For those who think “Resurrection” was the best album ever.

    I got more, but I ain’t gonna take up the whole comment section. A rap name is just as important as the rapper’s skill. Remember that kids.

  • BEEZIE!

    George Kush… i’m smoking as we speak so it’s really all i can think of right now

  • Avenger XL

    This is great comedy Apollo creed and the bear jew priceless.

    How about “eat Dirt” from the boone docks?
    Alex Delarge from clockwork oranj

  • http://www.emcdl.com EmCDL

    I think someone is using this name already, but I like Mic Powers. If it ain’t no one using it, thats my rap name from now on…

  • mikel

    The Ballocaust

  • My Effin’ Opinion

    Crunchy Black > Sirius Black

  • Flyte The Flyest

    My name Flyte the Flyest lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/mistakreed Apollo Kre-ed

    There is an Apollo Kre-ed! Check him out!!

  • God_Zilla

    Zilla

  • God_Zilla

    Expecto Patronum

  • God_Zilla

    MC GUSTO…..

    • Rame

      Dead Mike!!!!!!

  • NotoriousAGC

    dumbest blog/comments i’ve seen in a while here on XXL….

  • NotoriousAGC

    Sanchez the taco eatin rapper from down souf ya HEARDDDD GRRRRRRRRR

  • Apollo 13

    for a chick…

    -> Inspect-her Badchick

    For all those internet gangstaz…

    Keybored

    or

    World wide Webbie

    or

    Bill hates

    • Dana

      Nice names lol

  • Dana

    Blitz
    Rockwell
    Don’t know if they are taken, but they sound cool to me.

  • ?

    First of all Sirius Black never practiced black magic, he was framed by Peter Pettigrew. Get it together…

    • Ayoooo

      Second of all, he didn’t turn into a werewolf, he turned into a dog. Fact check, for real.

  • rd a bk nga

    since Nas used Escobar
    how bout someone make something out of Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman
    Hes the mexican runnin the drug game right now

    • NotoriousAGC

      been running it since the 90′s homie, your late…supposedly his networth is up there with 40 billion dollars

  • http://www.justice.gov.za Chiliz

    How about………………..
    King Kong & Popeye……..lol

  • http://myspace.com/kidpistol Kid Pistol

    Don’t forget about

    Lil’ Lil.

    • Golden

      YOU WIN!!!

    • Golden

      I DARE someone to say that name out loud…lmao!

  • http://www.jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

    Lil Smaka Mane

  • WILLW

    ahahahahah!

    really?!?!

    guess it’s my time to chime in…

    Lil’ Manute Bol

    Young Jock Ryder

    Lil’ Cavity

    Mo Money

    Young Butterscotch

    Sizzurp Mane

    Troof Ballin

    Lil’ Nipple

    MC Ballskin

    Dr. Papadopoulos (that one’s free)

    Jet Money

    Young Emmanuel Lewis

    Philip Michael Thomas

    MC Stegosaurus

    D.O.O.F. (Don’t Offer Our Freedom)

    Vanna White

    6 Million Ways to Die

    Sweaty Mike (ayo! its sweaty mike on the mic)

    MC Fraggle Rock

    Jesus the Hardcore Carpenter

    …this list could go on forever!

    • My Effin’ Opinion

      ^^^

      More Hilarity!

    • Golden

      YOUNG EMMANUEL LEWIS?!?!?!?!

      Wow, I feel like i’m laughin at that one video clip where Charles Hamilton got snuffed by that chick!

  • Joe Blow

    I knew this had to be a dumb ass post by this guy. He comes up with the stupidest shit here

  • Nat Turner II

    Lil Smaka Mane=the funniest shit ever…and somebody will use that…

  • Jesus (pronounced Hey!-Sus) the Hardcore Carpenter

    I gave up the wood (pause) for the grass…can’t another emcee out there rap over the sound of a lawnmower like I do essay (pun intended)!

    • WILLW

      ^^^^^^
      YES! that’s exactly what I was going for…this was so lame and it’s turning out to be hilarious!

      here’s more randomness…

      Tiger Hoodz

      Sticky Ickey Woodz

      Rudolph the Red Nose Gangsta

      Duck Hunt Mane (AKA Da Cunt Man)

      Young Blunted Thug

      MC Coochie Juice

      Lil Nut Hugger

      Thuggin Luv (stayin on the Boondocks tip)

      Cockapotamus

      Cash Isclay

      Drug Money

      Dick Flavaz

      Kid Malnutritous

      Lil Poo Poo Platter

      Bob The Builder (yo, let’s build!)

      Jeff No Homo Garcia

      Young Panty Raider

      Yao Bling

      Dildo Baggins (LOTR tip)

      Young Watery Cereal

      Oscar Da Gout

      MC Man Bear Pig (where are all the SP fans?)

      Semen Hawking

      Young Clitoral Fungus

      …you can pretty much put young or lil in front of anything and it works!

  • Durbey E. Macon

    John Henry Jr.
    Blackula

  • HARVEY DENT

    MARVIN HAGGLER IS THE ILLEST NAME EVER BESIDES DON KNOTZ AND GEOCENTRICS FROM A COLD BLUNTED CREW!

  • http://xxl JACOB…

    FLIP ISRAEL…..TO ISREAL…(IS REAL)…FOR ALL ASPIRING JEWISH RAPPERS– NOT NAMED DRAKE..LOL

  • raazi36

    Jimmy Whispers from “A Bronx Tale” classic ! ! ! ! !

  • KLETEWOOD

    Nobody should ever put Lil’ in front of their name….

    How many rappers have Lil’?

    John,
    Wayne,

    I’m blanking on the other thousand.

    Best rap names:

    Brotha Lynch Hung or Keak da Sneak

  • C.w.b

    Here’s a few that I’m fond of:

    1. “Crackbaby Jesus”
    2. “I-Be-Bangin’” from: (BRINGING OUT THE DEAD)movie.
    3. “Mortuary Man”
    4. “Ghetto Super Star”
    5.

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