There are no ifs, ands or buts about it, Game’s “Pussy Fight” sucks—both figuratively and literally. Now I wasn’t one to jump on the whole “D.O.A.” bandwagon and proclaim auto-tune dead, but Jayceon’s collabo with Ray J and Ester Dean (or is that Nicki Minaj on the track) is one of the most offensive uses of the Antares plug-in.
That being said, I’m gonna give Game the benefit of the doubt, because I’m pretty sure they were probably just fucking around in the studio. I mean, it had to be a joke, like, “Wouldn’t it be funny if we made a song about eating pussy on Auto-Tune?”
If that’s the case, then Game actually accomplished his goal because, if nothing else, the song is pure comedy. If you haven’t heard it, Game croons on the hook, “I know 50 can’t be eatin’ your pussy right/I know Nelly can’t be eatin’ your pussy right/I know Nick Cannon can’t be eatin’ your pussy right/Pull ya panties down we gonna have a pussy fight.”
*DEAD*
Game has always gone against the grain, a habitual line-stepper if you will, so it makes total sense that he would tackle one of hip-hop’s most taboo subjects. Not many rappers admit to goin’ downtown. Even the Notorious B.I.G. who copped to shittin’ on a chick—literally, danced around the subject on “I Got A Story To Tell,” when he spit, “She gotta body, make a nigga wanna eat that—I’m fuckin’ with you.”
Nas also once ridiculed Jay-Z for having his face in Foxy’s “puss,” but I’m not sure if Nasir was questioning Jay’s gangsterness because he ate pussy or because he ate Foxy’s. The world might never know.
You know there was no way Sha Stimuli was gonna eat the box based off the lyrics on his “The Smelly Cat Song.” On the other hand, you have someone like Big Pun, who proclaimed he was “Puerto Rican to the core and all Boricuas eat the pussy.” You also have Lil Wayne on “Pussy Monster” and the former Beatnuts member Fashion on “Lick the Pussy,” who have both advocated cunnilingus. Even newcomer Yelawolf recently dropped his coochie munchers anthem, “Lick the Cat,” with Crime Mob’s Diamond.
To eat or not to eat, the debate rages on, where do you stand?
BRB I have to go listen to T-Pain’s “Reverse Cowgirl.” —Rob Markman, The Deputy!
