Tour Stories: Groupie Love (Ménage a Nah)
This Opio from Souls of Mischief and since no one else did it, fuck it, I'll give you dirty ass muthafuckas a groupie tour story… LOL.
We had a show in Long Beach, CA at a club called The Vault. This girl I know said she wanted to come visit me while I'm in her neck of the woods and asked me if I would put her on the list. She said she wanted to bring a friend and I was like, "Cool as long as it’s not some dude." She explained that it was her close friend and gave me the rundown on how she was fun and sexy and that I'd like her.
No problemo!
They both show up and we were all having a grand ol’ time. So much so that other vultures started to notice.
Souls of Mischief “Get the Girl, Grab the Money and Run”
I’m not the type to put the handcuffs on you, so wherever you wanna go, whoever you wanna talk to, it's all good with me. But one thing you'll learn on tour is: Take your kill to the trees or the wolves and coyotes will come around and dog you, cousin.
So anyway, I’m with these two girls, who are obviously into each other, they're making out and touching each other. I'm chillin’ watching the whole scene, and loving it. One girl says to the other, "Hey, your tits are amazing, you should show ’em off more!"
I agree, and we get the great idea of doing some rudimentary tailoring. I ask the bartender if he has any scissors because we need to alter this girl’s outfit so she can showcase her beautiful breasts.
The bartender had already been watching me and enjoying all the fun the girls were having. So he says, "I don't have any scissors, but I have a knife!"
I was like, "Perfect!"
One girl grabs the knife and begins to ferociously grapple her friend’s shirt and saw away at the fabric. As you can imagine this was quite a spectacle. She tears her shirt to shreds, but it definitely served the purpose.
Bam! Boobies everywhere! People watching this were like, "Damn! That should be me! Why him?"
Now, I’m not greedy, everyone deserves a shot. If you got it take it. Dudes are doing all kinds of shit: Pulling their dicks out; following the girls to the bathroom; whatever they could. And believe me, they were loving all the attention. The power of the punany can make cats wild out, no doubt.
I’m aware that these two are hard to resist. I wouldn't really approach two chicks if they were with another guy… But hey, that’s just me. To each his own. If you can snatch her, you can have her. Even though they would wander off and bask in the spotlight they always boomeranged back to me.
After a while it comes time for us to perform. We got on stage and the love we got from the crowd was amazing. The energy in the building was off the chain! Love is love, Long Beach! That night was one for the history books!
After the show I link back up with the two girls. No question, the success of the show had them ready to roll. So we walk back to the tour bus like the 3 Musketeers. We had hella fun all night and really didn't want the night to end. Especially me, LOL!
Now, the tour bus can be a tricky thing, sometimes it’s an aphrodisiac and sometimes it’s a turnoff. It’s hard to gauge what a girl will do once she sees you taking her back to the tour bus. These two seemed delighted by the idea of us chillin’ on the back of the bus.
We board the great space coaster and begin to walk down the dark hallway where all the bunks are and head to the back of the bus. I'm thinking I left pretty quickly and I’m gonna be the only one back there. Remember, we're rollin’ crew deep, so you gotta claim your spot or you better be ready to share. Once I open the door, the back of the bus is crackin! Guys and girls curled up all over the place.
The two girls and me look at each other and I assure them that it’s all good; we'll just grab our piece of real estate and let everyone else do them. The lights are low and the music is blasting. The mood is real freaky in that room. I hop in the middle of them and we all sit down and start making out.
It’s a great feeling having two women on you like that. Then one girl whispers that someone is grabbing her ass and she's not really down with being with everyone. I try to calm the situation, but the wolves and the coyotes are out! It’s a jungle out there and like I said, "Take your kill to the trees!"
I was in a hurry. No time like the present, so I honestly just wanted to get somewhere and get it poppin’ ASAP. Bad tactical move on my part. The groping did not stop even though she made it clear that she's with me and not there for anyone else. After a while it became more than she could bear, and in my infinite wisdom I didn't just hop up and be like, "Let’s bounce." Two girls sucking on your neck can side track you. I'm in the middle so one girl is not getting groped and the girl closest to the other people is getting groped. She eventually says, "This is not cool, I'm leaving!"
Souls of Mischief “That’s When Ya Lost”
Her friend and me are kind of stunned because it was going pretty smooth until that point. The whole vibe was just deaded right then and there. She wasn't feeling that vibe at all and she was ready to leave. Her friend didn't really comprehend, because no one was touching her, but she had her friend’s back and was like, "Whatever you wanna do."
So they announce their departure. I was kind of in shock. I couldn't believe it. Everything was going great until that critical moment. They get up, adjust themselves and head for the exit.
Needless to say, that night was not as fruitful as I had planned. But hey, you live and you learn. —Opio
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