Tour Stories: Groupie Love (Ménage a Nah)

The bartender had already been watching me and enjoying all the fun the girls were having. So he says, “I don’t have any scissors, but I have a knife!”

I was like, “Perfect!”

One girl grabs the knife and begins to ferociously grapple her friend’s shirt and saw away at the fabric. As you can imagine this was quite a spectacle. She tears her shirt to shreds, but it definitely served the purpose.

Bam! Boobies everywhere! People watching this were like, “Damn! That should be me! Why him?”

Now, I’m not greedy, everyone deserves a shot. If you got it take it. Dudes are doing all kinds of shit: Pulling their dicks out; following the girls to the bathroom; whatever they could. And believe me, they were loving all the attention. The power of the punany can make cats wild out, no doubt.

I’m aware that these two are hard to resist. I wouldn’t really approach two chicks if they were with another guy… But hey, that’s just me. To each his own. If you can snatch her, you can have her. Even though they would wander off and bask in the spotlight they always boomeranged back to me.

After a while it comes time for us to perform. We got on stage and the love we got from the crowd was amazing. The energy in the building was off the chain! Love is love, Long Beach! That night was one for the history books!

After the show I link back up with the two girls. No question, the success of the show had them ready to roll. So we walk back to the tour bus like the 3 Musketeers. We had hella fun all night and really didn’t want the night to end. Especially me, LOL!

Opio “Don Julio”

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  • paychexx

    damn….niggas is crazy….
    that why ya leave with them is what ya shouldhave did…ya got to be selfish sometimes….

  • Chiliz

    Its january & i dead broke its no joke.

    PS:Obama popularity down by 50% according to CNN analysts.
    Democrats had lost a seat vacanted by the late Kennedy & this may derail Obama health plans.

    What’s ur view on Obama’s 1st yr in the office.

  • KF UK

    Damn man…Unlucky bro! you shudda sealed the deal..but hey experiences like this make you learn lessons, and im sure you wont forget this in a hurry!

    Seriously tho, thats wounding..LOL unlucky

  • beaver

    haha damn dude..
    i bet u was pissed da fuckk off..ha


    i would have had to shut the music off once the left the bus turned the lights on. let whoever know you fucking up homie.

  • Tony Grands

    “Get the girl, grab the money….” is off of what soundtrack?

    • oskamadison

      Grands, what up?

      “A Low Down Dirty Shame”, if I’m not mistaken.

  • Vertie Uihlein

    Normally I’m not all that fascinated or curious about this kind of thing, but your post has shown me the error of my ways.

  • chronwell

    Goddammitman! One nigga’s grabby mitts and no double stuff for O! HAHAHA! Dope story tho!