Tour Stories: Groupie Love (Ménage a Nah)
The bartender had already been watching me and enjoying all the fun the girls were having. So he says, “I don’t have any scissors, but I have a knife!”
I was like, “Perfect!”
One girl grabs the knife and begins to ferociously grapple her friend’s shirt and saw away at the fabric. As you can imagine this was quite a spectacle. She tears her shirt to shreds, but it definitely served the purpose.
Bam! Boobies everywhere! People watching this were like, “Damn! That should be me! Why him?”
Now, I’m not greedy, everyone deserves a shot. If you got it take it. Dudes are doing all kinds of shit: Pulling their dicks out; following the girls to the bathroom; whatever they could. And believe me, they were loving all the attention. The power of the punany can make cats wild out, no doubt.
I’m aware that these two are hard to resist. I wouldn’t really approach two chicks if they were with another guy… But hey, that’s just me. To each his own. If you can snatch her, you can have her. Even though they would wander off and bask in the spotlight they always boomeranged back to me.
After a while it comes time for us to perform. We got on stage and the love we got from the crowd was amazing. The energy in the building was off the chain! Love is love, Long Beach! That night was one for the history books!
After the show I link back up with the two girls. No question, the success of the show had them ready to roll. So we walk back to the tour bus like the 3 Musketeers. We had hella fun all night and really didn’t want the night to end. Especially me, LOL!