Tour Stories: Groupie Love (Ménage a Nah)

This Opio from Souls of Mischief and since no one else did it, fuck it, I’ll give you dirty ass muthafuckas a groupie tour story… LOL.

Opio “Some Superfly Shit”

We had a show in Long Beach, CA at a club called The Vault. This girl I know said she wanted to come visit me while I’m in her neck of the woods and asked me if I would put her on the list. She said she wanted to bring a friend and I was like, “Cool as long as it’s not some dude.” She explained that it was her close friend and gave me the rundown on how she was fun and sexy and that I’d like her.

No problemo!

They both show up and we were all having a grand ol’ time. So much so that other vultures started to notice.

Souls of Mischief “Get the Girl, Grab the Money and Run”

I’m not the type to put the handcuffs on you, so wherever you wanna go, whoever you wanna talk to, it’s all good with me. But one thing you’ll learn on tour is: Take your kill to the trees or the wolves and coyotes will come around and dog you, cousin.

So anyway, I’m with these two girls, who are obviously into each other, they’re making out and touching each other. I’m chillin’ watching the whole scene, and loving it. One girl says to the other, “Hey, your tits are amazing, you should show ’em off more!”

I agree, and we get the great idea of doing some rudimentary tailoring. I ask the bartender if he has any scissors because we need to alter this girl’s outfit so she can showcase her beautiful breasts.

Opio “Original Lyricist”

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  • paychexx

    damn….niggas is crazy….
    that why ya leave with them is what ya shouldhave did…ya got to be selfish sometimes….

  • Chiliz

    Its january & i dead broke its no joke.

    PS:Obama popularity down by 50% according to CNN analysts.
    Democrats had lost a seat vacanted by the late Kennedy & this may derail Obama health plans.

    What’s ur view on Obama’s 1st yr in the office.

  • KF UK

    Damn man…Unlucky bro! you shudda sealed the deal..but hey experiences like this make you learn lessons, and im sure you wont forget this in a hurry!

    Seriously tho, thats wounding..LOL unlucky

  • beaver

    haha damn dude..
    i bet u was pissed da fuckk off..ha


    i would have had to shut the music off once the left the bus turned the lights on. let whoever know you fucking up homie.

  • Tony Grands

    “Get the girl, grab the money….” is off of what soundtrack?

    • oskamadison

      Grands, what up?

      “A Low Down Dirty Shame”, if I’m not mistaken.

  • Vertie Uihlein

    Normally I’m not all that fascinated or curious about this kind of thing, but your post has shown me the error of my ways.

  • chronwell

    Goddammitman! One nigga’s grabby mitts and no double stuff for O! HAHAHA! Dope story tho!