Is Beyonce with the terrorists?

As was the case with white women taking over rap music, I could point to the news that Beyonce might be with the terrorists as proof that I’m almost always right about everything, but I’m not even gonna bother. I’m just glad people are finally starting to bend to my point of view.

Word has begun to spread that Beyonce performed on New Year’s Eve at a party thrown by the son of Libyan dictator Muammar Gadaffi. There was a story about it today in the New York Post. The fact that we’re only hearing about it just now leads me to believe it was meant to be top secret. We probably wouldn’t have heard anything about it, except the incorrigible Russell Simmons, who was there, was taking pictures of Beyonce’s ass and uploading them to Twitter.

I seem to recall reading in an interview – I don’t know if it was that Diddy interview in Playboy (I was in Playboy before it was all trendy) or an interview with Jay-Z – that the reason these rappers like kicking it in St. Barts is because you can get away with all kinds of shit you couldn’t get away with here in the States, because the stalkerazzi can’t afford to go down there. Who knows what kind of shit goes on down there? That might be where Jay-Z has his meetings with the illuminati. In fact, it must have been an interview with Jay-Z, because I remember him saying that’s why he doesn’t fuck with Twitter, whereas Diddy is always on Twitter, teaching underage kids how to make new drinks with Ciroc vodka, and copping a plea about how he’d have sex with fat black women.

We don’t believe you, you need more people.

The guy who threw the party isn’t a terrorist per se, but the media have tried to paint his father as a terrorist, using that where there’s smoke there’s fire logic. Riddle me this, Batman: If Muammar Gaddafi is a terrorist, how come Homeland Security didn’t snatch him up when he was in New York last year, when he was having to sleep in a tent in a public park, because he couldn’t get a hotel room? It should have been especially easy to detain him, since he wasn’t indoors. I know, he’s the leader of a country, and leaders of countries can’t just arrest one another, or there’d be anarchy. But you know these crack-ass crackas don’t give a shit about him being the leader of Libya. They wouldn’t even let him sleep indoors.

The media just wants you to think Muammar Gaddafi is a terrorist, because he was trying to get black people our reparations. Last year, right around the time Gaddafi was in New York, there was a story in Harper’s that broke down how Israel in particular has been standing in the way of black people getting our reparations. In 2001, there was a big conference in South Africa, in which it was to be discussed how I might finally get my 40 acres and a mule, but Israel forced the US (which it controls) to withdraw, on the grounds that it was somehow antisemitic. Muammar Gaddafi came to the US last year to make similar demands, and Peter Rosenberg, who has ties to the Israel Lobby, went on a tirade against him on his show on Hot 97. This despite the fact that Hot 97 had probably never discussed international politics before in its umpteen year history. Hmm…

It’s also interesting to me that there’s an African guy, Gaddafi’s son, who’s rich enough to essentially rent Jay-Z’s wife for an evening. On New Year’s Eve, no less. In addition to Beyonce and Russell Simmons, Jay himself was there, as was Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen, and motherfucking Lindsay Lohan. That’s a lot of money. Some illuminati shit must have been discussed at this party. Otherwise, why would the co-founder of Microsoft be kicking it on New Year’s Eve with a buncha black people and a guy who’s probably on the no fly list? Rush and Gaddafi’s son, Hannibal (no, really), must have been trying to pitch him on a conflict diamond mining scheme. And I’m assuming Lindsay Lohan was there because Hannibal thought maybe he could fuck her in exchange for some coke. Whereas, Beyonce was just there to sing. If there’s two things I know about Africans, it’s that they might love white women even more than us domestic black men, and they definitely have worse taste in music.

This guy Hannibal does have a wife, but she was probably at home nursing a black eye. The story in the New York Post describes his rather colorful rap sheet, including two separate times he punched his wife in the eye, in 2005 and 2009, the most recent of which took place on Christmas Day, i.e. a couple of weeks ago. Merry Christmas, bitch! No but really, I’ll sit here and crack jokes about women getting beat up, even though I don’t condone that sort of thing, but I’m not the one taking money to sing at this guy’s birthday party, when it’s not like I really need it. Beyonce has been a famous musician since I was in high school, and I’m at the age now when I’ll think twice before getting up from the couch, just to avoid the wear and tear on my knees. Plus, you know Beyonce’s father been had money. That peasant accent she speaks with is part put-on and partly due to the fact that she didn’t receive a proper formal education, out trying to pursue a career in music. That’s why I don’t sweat writing something that might offend her. How would she know?

  • what

    This post is probably coming down soon?

  • tommy gunz

    gadaffi/khadaffi/ghadahffee/ = the soul controllah

  • that nigga

    Riddle me this, Batman: If Muammar Gaddafi is a terrorist, how come Homeland Security didn’t snatch him up when he was in New York last year, when he was having to sleep in a tent in a public park, because he couldn’t get a hotel room?
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    Actually he has a Mansion In Englewood Cliffs, NJ across the street from Dwight Englewood High School (that shit is lke 90210) and those rich white folks werent having that shit.

    And that “Is Beyonce with the Terrorist’s, marrying one doesnt help” shit is some funny shit. You and Ron stepped your Bloggin article names up for the new year, huh?
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    The story in the New York Post describes his rather colorful rap sheet, including two separate times he punched his wife in the eye, in 2005 and 2009, the most recent of which took place on Christmas Day, i.e. a couple of weeks ago. Merry Christmas, bitch!
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    WOW. HAHAHAAHAHA!!! Merry Christmas, bitch!

    • that nigga

      I meant to add “marrying a camel”.

  • JAY STONE

    Your ignorance knew no bond.
    If qaddafi is a terrorists what does that makes George Bush and Obomba

  • sealsaa

    So many LOL’z, so little time before this shit gets pulled down. Speechless.

  • sealsaa

    And you know the media’s not going to say shit about her taking money from a woman beater(besides the article you mentioned). Chris Brown and Tiger Woods get thrown under a bus, but Oprah has Mike Tyson on her couch, talking about how he should’ve beat the shit out of Robin Givens for telling people that he USED to beat the shit out of her, the audience laughs, and no one batts an eye. That’s some illuminati shit for you.

  • General

    We all know how the media coverage goes and B and Jay seem to get preferential treatment when it comes to all the media…Fuck em

  • cmoney91

    “We probably wouldn’t have heard anything about it, except the incorrigible Russell Simmons, who was there, was taking pictures of Beyonce’s ass and uploading them to Twitter.” LOL!

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    “I know, he’s the leader of a country,”

    He’s the leader of the African Union too. You know, like the EU, North American Union…

    “In 2001, there was a big conference in South Africa, in which it was to be discussed how I might finally get my 40 acres and a mule, but Israel forced the US (which it controls) to withdraw…”

    Do you guys remember what happened 2 weeks later?

    I will say a month before it was sold to some Australian realtors…

    “If Muammar Gaddafi is a terrorist, how come Homeland Security didn’t snatch him up when he was in New York last year…”

    Real talk.

    Notice how I totally ignored Bey in this…

  • hate

    nice post fam

  • ladidadida

    serious? talked about hannible smackin his chick up and no rumble in the lambo reference. bol?

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine
  • Gift

    I SWEAR BOL LMFAO!!!, i NEED TO PUFF WUT U BE CHIEFIN ON HOMIE. THE SHIT GETS CRAZIER ON EACH OF UR BLOGS. kEEP IT UP!!!!!

  • BIGNAT

    “That peasant accent she speaks with is part put-on and partly due to the fact that she didn’t receive a proper formal education, out trying to pursue a career in music. That’s why I don’t sweat writing something that might offend her. How would she know? bol her daddy can read he might sue you for slander

  • Worley

    You mentioned Rosenberg, Israel and the illuminati. I think I’ll save this post before it disappears.

  • http://www.jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

    “Is Beyonce with the terrorist?
    Marrying a guy who looks like a camel is one thing…”

    That had me laughing before I could open up the link. I’ll have to read up more on the rest of this post to better understand it. Still a good read though.

  • sealsaa

    ” bol her daddy can read he might sue you for slander”

    I’m sure he’s got plenty of reading material, what with that paternity suit and his pending divorce. He’s in for a butt-fucking of epic proportions

  • Brooklyn

    western politics goes like this: pro-israel = righteous and anti-israel = terrorist. whatever the west does is right because they do it in the name of israel, whatever the middle east does is terrorism because they don’t do it in the name of israel, it’s as simple as that. if they was kicking it with benjamin netanyahu, i doubt it would raise an eyebrow. as for beyonce being a terrorist…she’s terrorized us for years with her mediocre singing and her horrendous acting. and i’ve always said that her body was a weapon of mass distraction. when that bitch moves her hips, i forget where i am and what i was about to say. to have that much power is dangerous, in the wrongs hands beyonce can ruin the world.

    • valdez

      funny thing is, u were joking, but u were actually on point. look at how beyonce has changed since she’s been with jay (the wrong hands). not to mention how he has changed ye and rhianna as well.

      she (bey) is ruining our young women, teaching them that conducting urself (see dressing like and shaking pussy in the tv screen) is acceptable. SMMFH!

  • mav

    is that shit he said bout 40 acres and a mule true? if so mufuckas be hatin they give indians money so y not blacks whose free labor helped line european pockets fuck the rest of the article nice headline though he been writin some heavy columns lately big ups and russell simmons is a perverted ol man lmao!

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      “is that shit he said bout 40 acres and a mule true?”

      See my comment above? Just remember it was in 2K1. Google/Bing that info stated, you won’t be sorry…

  • caino

    What and the USA didnt condone terrorist attacks in the UK for over 30 yrs by continually giving money to the IRA due to fake Irsh background and ancestors?

    But funny post BOL, shit had me cracking up!!

    it will be deleted in 5,4,3,2,1….

  • aVENGER xl

    Bol are you trying to get fired in the new year. Speaking out against the T.I.’s in any capacity is hazardous to your wealth.

    The media are a bunch of jackasses Qaddaffi is not a terrorist per se just a grand standing millitary strong man left over from the altrusitic revolution movements. Note all these so-called revolutionaries became corrupt fucks once they became the leaders of their societies, so keep that in mind day dream believers.

  • NotoriousAGC

    Classic Post

    10 out of 10 sir.