2010 DN Tournament – The Elite H8

The Road to Ron Mexico City ends here.

Here are your Sweet 17 results:

East:

#1 Lil’ Boosie (69.2%) def. #12 OJ Da Juiceman (30.8%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy (63.2%) def. #6 WSHH Content (36.8%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (72.5%) def. #4 Gerald M. Saluti (27.5%)
#3 Max B (37.6%) def. #2 Katt Williams (32.5%) & #7 Rod Blagojevich (29.9%)

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (60.5%) def. #12 Sexy Spec (39.5%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 Gucci Mane (46.2%)

West:

#1 Lil’ Wayne (69.5%) def. #4 DMX (30.5%)
#3 BET Programming (67.8%) def. #2 Buju Banton (32.2%)

So, for the last time at XXL… Here’s your current round bracketology!

East Region Championship:

#1 Lil’ Boosie vs. #7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys

I truly believe I Eat Da Pussy can become I Eat Da Boosie this week. The way IEDP has blown through this tournament–including absolutely slaying the remaining World Star representation–I have no reason to believe they can’t beat anyone still standing. This is definitely not another Jewmane the incarcerated Bad Azz has to deal with. These ignorant little niggas are a movement. I don’t mean the kind of movement you hear every rapper say he has as soon as he’s put his first lines into a dusty-ass microphone. This is like… the Civil Rights Movement, but in reverse. You kind of expect Boosie to be where he is. Sure, he hit every possible branch on the way down, but that’s also kind of expected. IEDP came out of nowhere and rocked us all. The extremity and severity has carried them this far. I’m not giving up on Cinderella now. She hasn’t let a 4 year-old eat her pumpkin chariot yet.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

South Region Championship:

#1 Gilbert Arenas vs. #3 Max B

Sure, Agent Zero brought guns to work like he actually believed that FBI shit he be talkin’. But it’s not like he’s wrapped up in a hommy, right? Biggavel didn’t just catch a murder charge, he brought the shit down with both feet in bounds. His failure to fire Gerald M. Saluti, Zebrahead is a top-10 DN move of the decade past. Million Dollar Max isn’t leaving about 80 of his nickname sake on the Washington Wizards front office table, though. He’s leaving hundreds of thousands of Dutch Masters unbroken. That’s not to say niggas don’t smoke where Max B is. They just use toilet paper steamrollers. Fuck. Saigon! How did we forget to include him in this shit?

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

Midwest Region Championship:

#1 Tiger Woods vs. #2 Plaxico Burress

For as dumb as Woods has played his sex life, the man is sleeping in his own hotel bed tonight. Burress, on the other hand goes to bed before Jeopardy. Woods shot himself in the foot. Plax damn near shot his dick off, then shot himself in the face by trading three months on Rikers Island for three joints in the Camp Cornhole. Woods makes me sick. I get sicker by the emerged Rock of Love contestant. This nigga Plaxico ruined his leg, his career and my Giants, god dammit. Fuck this nigga with a sandpaper dick. Hmmm. That’s probably not the best choice of wishes, given where he’ll be for the next couple of DN Tournaments.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

West Region Championship:

#1 Lil’ Wayne vs. #3 BET Programming

Weezy F. Baby vs. Frankie F. Baby ‘n nem??? Sheeeeeeeeit. This is the only Elite H8 matchup that made me struggle with my vote. Weeziana lived out all the worst parts of WSHH Content this year. BET Programming may be responsible for a generation of swag surfing sidewalk gibbons and money-worshipping monkeys, who ironically enough will be broke every day of their pathetic high-fructose corn syrup-drenched lives. While Tha Carter 4 may tie fans over until The Best Sperm Donor Alive comes home from a Rikers bullet, a Tupackian pace couldn’t produce enough records to keep people interested for the amount of time homie is facing in Arizona. Combine the legal troubles, a good 60% of Rebirth, the rebirth of Lil’ Wayne, jr. several times over and you have a DN year for the history books.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

Questions? Comments? I’ll take your request to RMC. ron@ronmexicocity.com

Don’t stray too far. I’ve got something to say later. There’s one more NP before it’s officially a wrap.

  • AZ40

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Don’t leave!!!!!!!!!

  • Big Gools

    What???? I remember when you got torched at the big green hip hop site and I haven’t been back since. Now it seems that XXL will be left on the scrap heap, as well. Where will our thirst for the hate lead us all to next? Eur, Bossip, BV, WSHH????? At least my manager is happy that I will no longer be randomly exploding in fits of laughter at work. Good Luck to you Fella.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      sorry, gools. thanks for rockin with the hate, mane. you’ll still be able to find it at “the city.” click on my name.

      avoid that world star! that’s for me to drudge through and absorb the pain so you don’t have to.

      there’s no reason you can’t still be putting your job at risk, even if NP with RM disappears.

  • oskamadison

    Come on, y’all. I just voted and Plax is actually in the lead!!!!! If y’all mess around and send Dirty Dick Eldrick home, I’ll send him to all your houses with a 12-pack of Guiness and a Viagara to have his way with your girlfriends, moms, sisters, grandmas, aunties, all of ‘em. Make it happen!!!

  • oskamadison

    By the way, Mex, my wife suggested someone for your tournament and I couldn’t believe no one thought about him, or maybe he was just too far under the radar. Mr. Mathew Knowles, manager extraordinaire and father of one Beyonce Knowles-Carter. This dude, at 59, got himself caught up in some paternity suit shit, so deep that Ms. Tina Derreon has cued up that Usher joint and served your dude with them papers, Michelle from Destiny’s Child fired him as her manager (probably to avoid all the bad PR) and baby girl Bey is long-handled spooning his ass. He needs an honorable mention or something.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      it’s early, oska. i think spec jumped out to an early lead on tiger, but you see how that one turned out.

      i think tiger will fuck the family dog too. you know, so long as it’s a white bitch. HIYOOOOOOO!!!!

      papa knowles is definitely a dumb nigga in-transition (DNIT). i’m with you.

  • hate

    not to mention knowles role in the illuminati.

    just fuckin with ya’ll(kind of)

    yo mex everyone i voted for lost except for edpb and BET.

    the boys prolly gon take this one.

    whats the deal with lil’wangs arizona case?

    he got madd years attached or what?

    somebody let me know.

    i haven’t been folowing or had any interest in the gremlin since his only good song “georgia bush” dropped years ago

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      he just caught heavy weapon and drug charges in a serious crime and punishment state. he’s already doing his 1 in NY. they’ll probably throw the book at him. i’d be wayyyy more worried about that shit than the weed and pistol charge he went down on in NY.

  • http://www.bboycult.com $ykotic/Don McCaine

    You know I fux with ya on both sites homes. But you also know the saying, one door closing means another door is opening.

    I hope these guys aren’t letting go the speakers so they can get the writers if y’all can smell what I’m cooking (no Rock, literally).

  • http://www.jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

    Will definitely be checking Ron Mexico City on the daily. It’s gonna be weird clicking on Bloggers and not seeing the NP icon. Patiently waiting for the final drop. Peace, Mexx!

  • oskamadison

    What did I miss? Ron Mex is bouncin’??

    • http://www.bboycult.com $ykotic/Don McCaine

      Yeah O, the changing of the guard fam. I think he got that “we want to go in a different direction” memo. They may have forgot there’s a title out there called “fan favorite”.

      It’s time to change the bookmarks…

  • geico lizard

    Keep ya head up Ron. We will support you wherever you go.

  • oskamadison

    That’s some b.s. right there. Guess I gotta hit ronmexicocity.com for some realnigga-isms.

  • DV8

    DAMN IETP Boyz are like the Paul Williams of this DN shit. They can beat anybody.

    Tiger or “Air Out” ARENAs (see what I did there) could be upset soon.

  • Jack Tripper

    Yo Mex! That Zebrahead joint back in the day was pretty cool. Man you be killing me with those one liners. “Woods shot himself in the foot. Plax damn near shot his dick off…” Classic shit homie. That Tiger Woods and Plax match-off was pretty tough.

  • BIGNAT

    WHAT THE FUCK THEY GIVING RON RON THE WALKING PAPERS. IF DALLAS IS GONE AND RON IS GONE WHO IS GOING BALANCE OUT THE CRAZY SHIT BOL BE WRITING. THEY BETTER GET KILLER MIKE FULL TIME OR TRAFFIC GOING GET SLOW AROUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
    IN CLOSING GILBERT GOT THIS SHIT IN THE BAG

  • NotoriousAGC

    XXL fuckin up lettin Ron go…one of the reasons i fux with XXL was Ron, now all i got to look forward is Bol and talkin to the homies syk and them on the comments….damn, good things don’t last long

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