2010 DN Tournament – Round 2, East & South Regions

Here are the complete Round 1 results for the East & South Regions:

East

#1 Lil’ Boosie (87.4%) def. #16 50 Cent (12.6%)
#8. R. Kelly (73.6%) def. #9 Bossip (26.4%)
#13 Ron Artest (56.6%) def. #4 Mark Sanford (43.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (58.4%) def. #5 WSHH Comments (41.6%)
#3 Delonte West (78.2%) def. #14 Rhymefest (21.8%)
#6 WSHH Content (67.4%) def. #11 Annie the Chicken Queen (32.6%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (92.1%) def. #10 Lil’ Jon (7.9%)
#2 Chris Brown (70.8%) def. #15 Tyler Perry (29.2%)

South

#1 Gilbert Arenas (77.4%) def. #16 Lil’ Mama (22.6%)
#8 Marshawn Lynch (62.9%) def. #9 Bone Thugs -N- Harmony (37.1%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (83.2%) def. #13 Method Man (16.8%)
#5 Charles Hamilton (62.7%) def. #12 SOHH Comments (37.3%)
#3 Max B (73.9%) def. #14 Shaquille O’Neal (26.1)
#6 Bow Wow (73.7%) def. #11 Shakur (26.3%)
#7 Rod Blagojevich (53.2%) def. #10 Jayson Williams (46.8%)
#2 Katt Williams (86.2%) def. #15 Teddy Riley (13.8%)

Midwest results are in too, but we’ll get into those tomorrow.

East:

#1 Lil’ Boosie vs. #8 R. Kelly

“I steel ain’t gon’ get convicted!” vs. “Oh, shit! I didn’t get convicted?!” R. Kelly is freer than a motherfucker running his little Chocolate Factory as we speak. I’m going to go out on a broken limb and say that winning the 2010 DN Tournament would easily be the best thing to happen to inmate Torrence Hatch this year. I wonder if Bad Azz will write a book about his ordeal when if/when he makes it out of prison. I know I can’t wait for The Allabuygrafical Story of Sylvester. I swear ‘fore gawd, if that shit is Trapped in the Closet Parts 100-150 in print… I’ll pull out my Beretta.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

#12 OJ Da Juiceman vs. #13 Ron Artest

These two naggers might be as equally matched in this tournament as they are on the microphone. Both come off of huge upset victories over stiff competition. I thought Mark Sanford and WSHH Comments were legitimate contenders. I guess I was wrong. OJ Da Blawgmane has some pretty strong credentials, especially for the XXL readers. Ron’s music, videos and public appearances were enough to knock off an adulterer of a governor who fucked off on his state in every way possible. Somehow, not only is Sanford a free man, but hasn’t even been impeached. Amazing.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

#3 Delonte West vs. #6 WSHH Content

Sa-rah Con-nah! West had to have been on his way to off someone. He most certainly put two in Rhymefest’s chest. I bet he bought the rounds from Wal-Mart too. Meanwhile, Rerrl Star content gets progressively dumber by the refresh. By the time you read this two Jamaicans will have gotten naked and had sex on a dance floor– What? They did that already on WSHH? Damn. Well, fuck it. There goes my clever little anecdote.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

#2 Chris Brown vs. #7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys

I really think we may have finally found someone to beat on Brown instead of the other way around. The I Eat Da Pussy Boys didn’t just beat Lil’ Jon (of Chickenfest credentials), they whoo-zoo-zoo-ZOOPED his ASS! In any other scenario, Lil’ Jon would have advanced or challenged. Harriet Tubman’s dream deferred may be an unstoppable force. I’m smelling an upset here. Besides, I’m alarmed by the amount of people who have absolutely no problem whatsoever with what went down last Grammy night.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas vs. #8 Marshawn Lynch

I’m gonna have to chalk up Lynch’s easy first round victory to Bone Stan interference. It’s okay. If they can put the Ouija boards and barrettes down long enough to vote, they deserve to have their voices heard–even if they are played backward and turned down in pitch. Lynch will find no such benefit this round as I’ve yet to find a reason not to advance him to the final four. He’s going at least that far on my personal bracket.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

#4 Gerald M. Saluti vs. #5 Charles Hamilton

I kid the Sonic as much as the next man, but he only botched an abortion in public. He didn’t mishandle a murder trial. What’s the greater evil here, being a talented dumb-ass or a highly unethical one? Saluti beat up on Method Man like he was the one who fucked up the Wu-Tang Financial ledger. I wouldn’t let Saluti watch The Practice, let alone handle a matter of importance.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

#3 Max B vs. #6 Bow Wow

Biggavell crushed The Diesel in what should be inmate Wingate’s final first-round DN appearance. Can he make a run for the ages before bowing out of the World Star arena for good? Maybe. I don’t think Prince G-Money will be putting a stop to it, but I’ve been wrong before. If Bow Wow can beat Max B, then maybe he can get it all. He can get it all.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

#2 Katt Williams vs. #7 Rod Blagojevich

Blago barely made it past Jayson Williams, which is a pretty tough first round opponent. Hopefully he has another rabbit stored up for the judge he faces this spring. The funniest shit about Blago trying to sell Obama’s vacated U.S. Senate seat is that A Pimp Named Slickback called to inquire about the price. I don’t know if he had the monies to pay for such an excursion, but he definitely asked about it. Granted, he did so sitting Indian style on top of the fried chicken during a lunch buffet off I-95. How do I know? Chill, homie. The bitch in the Shoney’s told me.

[VOTE AT RON MEXICO CITY]

Questions? Comments? Requests? Round 2… Fight! ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    “These two naggers might be as equally matched in this tournament as they are on the microphone.”

    HAHAHAHAHA

    I’m telling you – OJ is the George Mason on this tourney. Don’t sleep on him as a mid-major.

  • Chilly Willy

    Let’s talk about real potential here. Rod Blaquavelvabitch got it right vs Jayson Williams. If he don’t make it to next round, I’m selling his seat dammit !

  • http://www.jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

    I think Gilbert Arenas has this one locked up.

    I’d like to congratulate Venus Williams and her flesh tone underwear for qualifying for the 2011 DN Tournament so early. Please don’t ever design another outfit again.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com MyGameJustRewind

    All those participants are DN worthy but I can’t believe that Mr. F.A.B.O.L.O.U.S. didn’t make the cut. All this trouble his weed carriers are getting him into and he still haven’t dropped them yet. First the Street Family robbing celebrities at red carpet events
    (One of them got knifed up and killed a few years back. Remember that?). And most recently the grand theft of the Gallardo in ATL. If Fab don’t shake those niggas, they gonna get him in some real trouble.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      fabolous just missed the cut. i agree 100% that he is deserving.

      • mousie

        So many missed the cutoff, and we’re barely into the fourth week of the new year. I’ll be checking RMC, this year is stong but next year is shaping up to be monumental.

  • ?

    Wtf is Gilbert Arenas?
    Somebody please fill me in…

    • http://www.jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

      He’s the (former) NBA basketball player for the Washington Bullets, er Wizards, who pulled out a gun on one of his teammates in the locker room. That’s company property btw. Also, Shaquille O’Neal banged his fiance behind his back 10+ months ago. She has a baby that may or may not be his. And he’s still with her I think. He hasn’t spoken on the baby thing, but he’s joking around about the pending gun charges and loss of his 8 figure salary.

      Gilbert Arenas is a DN! I see him in the Final Four at least.

  • geico lizard

    Rob Lowe quit another tv job and I just remembered he had a sex tape with a kid back in the day. R Kelly needs to holla at Rob Lowe about how to survive this scandal and come out on top. Charlie Sheen beat his wife and he is still the highest paid actor on tv. Black people need to start studying the white people on how to be trifling and get away with it.

  • http://www.bboycult.com $ykotic/Don McCaine

    *2nd post*

    Someone forfeit! Give Swizz Beatz that spot!

  • BEEZIE!

    I dont give a fuck how much yall dislike the nigga OJ… aint no way in hell he should’ve lost to WSHH commenters… this is fuckery of the highest caliber!!!!!!!

    My bracket is officially fucked…..